Mom is posting this in our absense because right now we are at a party in SPACE, OUTERSPACE, I think that is near maine but I am not sure of the details. Ben Benjamin picked us up in his space ship earlier...
We dressed warm and have a flashlight, so don't worry about us!
I was pretty ticked off yesterday and contemplated staying in bed for the whole weekend when Mom said I had a package! On the back of the package was a very special note...
Well, someone certainly is smart...who could this be from...
There was a very special looking note inside, I had to have Mom help me hold it so I could read...
Omdooog its from the BEAUTIFUL and talented Ms. Sophie la Brador! I had to get a nice big sniff of that letter, but thankfully the pupperazzi missed that photo.
She sent me the most fabulous Orbee toy...
It is green and minty and is a thousand times better than some stupid green squirrel!
It smells minty fresh, just like I'd imagine Sophie's breath to be. Or like roses, I am not sure...maybe her other end smells of roses??
Lets give this thing a whirl!!
OMDOG I LOOVE IT, I even got the wild eye from it!!
and the REALLY REALLY wild eye, omdog I almost look like the Doofus here. goshdarn pupperazzi.
While this toy is fantabulous and wonderful, it was not the only thing in the package...oh no, Ms Brador knows that the way to a terrier's heart is through his belly, so she sent ME cookies?!
I asked mom for 8 cookies, since I am 8 years old.
Um please, I am also the best, if you need reminded??
the Doof lined up for a handout too and I told him, No WAY uh uh, not a chance! These cookies are FOR ME and Sophie said I do not have to share. NO SHARING REQUIRED!
Well that sure wiped the smile off his face!
Then mom pulled out the big guns, she dropped a very important name...Santa Paws. CRAP, I guess the Doofus can have ONE cookie.
THANK YOU SOPHIE! or um MERCY BUCKETS or whatever those french words are for thank you so much you are so pretty and beautiful. um. I gotta go...