Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Tanner BOO FRIGGIN HOO Day

WHATSSSSSSSSUUUUUUPPPPPPPP!!!!!!

Its Tan Torkelson, coming to you LIVE AND DIRECT from Arizona. So like you all heard that my brother the drama queen is growing some kind of tuna in his chest. He says because of that he gets to eat EVERYTHING he wants and gets to do EVERYTHING he wants. He is such a mother fu ... uhhh ... such a SPOILED BRAT already!!!

Guess who will be here tonight. MY NICE AUNT PATTY. You know the one that got me out of dog jail in Ohio and drove me all that way to Arizona. WELL Joey said that he called her and told her to TAKE ME BACK because he needs his peace and quiet to fight the Tuna. WTF?!?!?!

LOOK AT THIS FACE...

blissed out car ride
Why would he want to send me back to that Ohio?? He said maybe some of you dogs might be saving money to buy me too?? WTF???

I am going to have to have a talkeration with Mom about these developers.

19 Stains:

Blogger Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

If woo go bakhk to O-hi-O, I bet your city will be gone -

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
PeeEssWoo: Be nice to Joe or we will all khome and KIKHK YOUR FAT DOOFUS BUTT!

5:34 PM  
Blogger pam said...

Oh Tanner I bet you heard wrong. Surely Joey needs you to make fun of while he fights the tuna. You kin fight it too. Beat the crappy outta that tuna Tanner!!!

Bobo and Meja

6:25 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

I agree that Joe needs to be able to make fun of you to fight the tuna. They say laughter is the best medicine.

6:26 PM  
Blogger ♥♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥♥ said...

Great to see you, Tanner - you are looking as Tanner-ish as ever:) Tell Joey we hope he battles that tuna just fine. Go, Joey, fight!!!

Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

6:47 PM  
Blogger Benny and Lily said...

Oh my word Tanner..Do you believe what is going on over there!! Lets just hope the Tuna disappears
Benny & Lily

7:24 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Huh?
I hope you are not going back to Ohio!
Sure Joey will never admit it... but he wants you to be there with him!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

7:29 PM  
Blogger Pepsi the Lazy Bum said...

I'll bet that the tuna won't stay long if you're with Joey!

Woofs,
Pepsi

7:32 PM  
Blogger kissa-bull said...

oh they would'nt send such adorabullness to ohio

pibble wiggles
the pittie pack

10:14 PM  
Blogger Wild Dingo said...

Surely Joey wants all the glorey of fighting the Tuna! Let him have it!

Best of luck to Joey! we're sending lots of waggations from swtizerland to him!

12:53 AM  
Blogger Kari in WeHo said...

Baily is so happy to see the return of tanner day!

Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com

8:01 AM  
Blogger Mango said...

Doofus alert! Look at that face! Ish! Most likely prince Joe just wants you out of his furs for a bit.

Slobbers,
mango

3:16 AM  
Blogger Mack said...

Mom's motherf... oops I mean crappola job won't allow videos so we can't wait to see them at lunch.
Tanner, I think you need to try out your famous farts on Joey's tuna.

6:47 AM  
Blogger doyle and mollie said...

phew, we thought joey had sent you to the moon... loves and licks xxxx

11:36 AM  
Blogger Lacy said...

w00fs, ooo Tanner, Joey wood miss u so much if u lefted...

b safe,
rocky

5:19 PM  
Blogger The Boston Lady said...

Tanner it is so good to see you back blogging. Even if it is about Joe's Tuna! You will provide Joe with a welcome distraction while he deals with that tuna and if he gets a little extra treats, well, hey, he's an old guy, let him have them. Sending good Boston vibes to you both. Ann TBL

3:38 PM  
Blogger Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

Nah, Joey is just having you on, Tanner. He couldn't manage without you to distract him from thinking about his tuna. We know you're really good for him, even if he pretends you're not. We bet you're going to play a Major Role in helping Joe and in his big surprise [whatever it might be].

5:14 PM  
Blogger Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Tanner...O HI O is just a hop skip and jump from here...YOU AND I COULD DATE MUCH MORE FREQUENTLY, I'm just sayin'....

Now for all those HBO words you've been spoutin' I have a wonderful soap smoothie...open up!!!!

And be nice to Joey...it's Be Nice to Joey EVERY DAY.

Kisses,

Lacie Teacakes

5:49 PM  
Blogger Holly and Khady said...

Our Samoyed brother Kona has Addison's disease, which is caused by tumors on the adrenal glands. So, we totally understand what you are going through. We are sure wishing you a long and super spoiled life!! We know you are tough Joe, so just ignore Tanner!

Holly & Khady

8:44 PM  
Blogger Stella said...

I think Mack has a brilliant idea.
Farts therapy. You know that people have told you your farts are deadly, Tanner, so just back up to Joe's chest, and let a couple good ones go. They will probably knock that tuna out in no time and won't hurt Joe personally because he is USED to Them.

What say, Tanner?

Kisses,

Stella

8:55 AM  

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