Tanner BOO FRIGGIN HOO Day
Its Tan Torkelson, coming to you LIVE AND DIRECT from Arizona. So like you all heard that my brother the drama queen is growing some kind of tuna in his chest. He says because of that he gets to eat EVERYTHING he wants and gets to do EVERYTHING he wants. He is such a mother fu ... uhhh ... such a SPOILED BRAT already!!!
Guess who will be here tonight. MY NICE AUNT PATTY. You know the one that got me out of dog jail in Ohio and drove me all that way to Arizona. WELL Joey said that he called her and told her to TAKE ME BACK because he needs his peace and quiet to fight the Tuna. WTF?!?!?!
LOOK AT THIS FACE...
Why would he want to send me back to that Ohio?? He said maybe some of you dogs might be saving money to buy me too?? WTF???
I am going to have to have a talkeration with Mom about these developers.