Today, Mom came home from work with more papers and this time she also had a BOX! I figured, since it was Joey Palooza, it had to be for me. But mom showed us, it said this:
A package for the DOOFUS?! His birthday is not until September! Mom pointed at what is called the return address and it said it was from Chief Walsh. Chief is our cousin you saw in the picture snuggling with the cat! I hope its not a cat in the box!!!!!!!!!
We opened it up and Mom could see Steelers stuff so she was VERY excited! But then she saw the letter on the top was addressed to Tanner and that it said 'personal and confidential'
So we had to read it ourselves, and not let Mom know what it said. Kind of difficult right? Especially since we wanted to Blog about it, so tonight, there will be some photos taken by ME Joe Stains, and some direct translation from me! I am cutting out the middle (wo)man!
So Tanner read the letter while I stood by to make sure to help him with the big words. As soon as he finished, he started to act weird, and wouldn't let mom see his presents.
He even stood on them and told her there was nothing to see except Steeler's stuff.
Yep, Steelers bandanas...
Steelers blanket, GO steelers!
Ok, so now Mom has to look away, and I have to finish because this is the good part.
Please forgive me of my spelling or grammar errors because I don't get to read too many books. Ok mom BYE
OK OMG, SO LIKE, the Doofus used to live in OHIO. Ya know where that is? OK they have football too in OHIO and its called the Cleveland Browns football. NOT the STeelers football. So Tanner Doofus lived in OHIO until like LAST Year, ya know, DOOMS DAY, when he canme here. SO he got here and Mom said OMG Tanner you are a STEELRS fan and put that steelers thing on his neck. SO THEN our cousin CHief and Aabby came here with Aunt Patty and they SAW this thing on his neck and they saud OMG no! This is not Cleveland Browns football it is Steelers. SO I guess when they got home they made the Aunt Patty make this special SECRET blanket for the Doofus. IT says STEELRS Football on one side...but on the other side...
IT SAYS BROWNS! So the Doiofus can only say BROWNS football in his HOUSE, so Mom can't SEE it!! Cousin Chief and Abby have 7 other animals in their house, and they all helps get this present to us. They are Junior, Gin, Puddin, Tippy, Daisy, Poe and Patches. I think some of thems are CATS so I am sure they didn't do a lot, but now Tanner Doofus can like his BROWNS football and when mom is around his Steelers, OMG!! The letter had evidences to say why Tanner likes Browns not STeelers, and eveidences is used a lot like when mom says I break stuff when Tanner is locked in his house.
Thers the Doofus in his house. I cant use the camera well because I don't have thumbz so sorry.
WE even got bandananas!! But only in Tanners house so mom cant SEE!
Ok Back to MOM before she gets supsishious.
Look at Tanner with his nice Steelers blanket!!
Thanks Aunt Patty, Uncle Dick, Chief, Junio, Abby, Gin, Puddin, Tippy, Daisy, Poe and Patches.