Since Tanner got the honor of posting the 500th post on MY BLOG, I am going to make post 501 all about ME. And all about my life BEFORE Tanner got here!
First of all some dogs were asking about my ear getting bit off, WELL, that happened on September 4th, 2004 BD (before Doofus) One does not forget having the top of his ear bit off! We were at the dog park and I was just running around minding my own business and I ran past a Greyhound that was just laying on the grass. Then I went running by Mom and Dad and my whole head was covered in blood! THEY FREAKED! I didn't even know what happened but I guess as I ran by the Greyhound nipped at me and the owner was like, ya he's been doing that lately. SO WHY BRING THIS VICIOUS BEAST TO THE PARK?!?! Anyway, the bloody pics are gross so I won't share but this is how I looked for about an hour after...
It bled all over. Mom decided to see if it would clot on its own before going to the vet, and it did.
Then I just got this goofy looking bandaid.
So now that you know all about the loss of my perfectly pointy ear lets look at some photos of the good old days. HAPPY DAYS. Before DOOFUS Days!
This picture is WAY old. That is me and my big brother Lobo begging for some treats.
Here we are hanging on the couch at our grandparent's house. I could lay on that couch and see right out the front window, it was pawesome.
I also used to have my own room. A WHOLE ROOM, not a crate. That bed was all mine, as were the blankets. Eventually I upgraded to a down comforter. I had it MADE!
I had pawesome stuffy toys like this um, uh, thing. I dunno what in the heck it was but it was cool. Tanner destroyed it in like 30 seconds after moving here.
Look at how HAPPY I am!!
And of course, I had my cowboy pig.
We had so much fun together.
Dad was jealous and liked to play with the Cowboy Pig too...
But I would get in his face and be like, back off dude, he's my pig.
Then I heard about this TANNER coming to live with us. I think you can tell by the look on my face how Cowboy Pig and I felt. Its been gray hairs and bad moods ever since.
Here is one last photo of me, Before Doofus. You can see the peace in my eyes. Ah the good old days...