oh my gosh, ANOTHER great day
Today, Mom came home from work with more papers and this time she also had a BOX! I figured, since it was Joey Palooza, it had to be for me. But mom showed us, it said this:
A package for the DOOFUS?! His birthday is not until September! Mom pointed at what is called the return address and it said it was from Chief Walsh. Chief is our cousin you saw in the picture snuggling with the cat! I hope its not a cat in the box!!!!!!!!!
We opened it up and Mom could see Steelers stuff so she was VERY excited! But then she saw the letter on the top was addressed to Tanner and that it said 'personal and confidential'
So we had to read it ourselves, and not let Mom know what it said. Kind of difficult right? Especially since we wanted to Blog about it, so tonight, there will be some photos taken by ME Joe Stains, and some direct translation from me! I am cutting out the middle (wo)man!
So Tanner read the letter while I stood by to make sure to help him with the big words. As soon as he finished, he started to act weird, and wouldn't let mom see his presents.
He even stood on them and told her there was nothing to see except Steeler's stuff.
Yep, Steelers bandanas...
Steelers blanket, GO steelers!
Ok, so now Mom has to look away, and I have to finish because this is the good part.
Please forgive me of my spelling or grammar errors because I don't get to read too many books. Ok mom BYE
OK OMG, SO LIKE, the Doofus used to live in OHIO. Ya know where that is? OK they have football too in OHIO and its called the Cleveland Browns football. NOT the STeelers football. So Tanner Doofus lived in OHIO until like LAST Year, ya know, DOOMS DAY, when he canme here. SO he got here and Mom said OMG Tanner you are a STEELRS fan and put that steelers thing on his neck. SO THEN our cousin CHief and Aabby came here with Aunt Patty and they SAW this thing on his neck and they saud OMG no! This is not Cleveland Browns football it is Steelers. SO I guess when they got home they made the Aunt Patty make this special SECRET blanket for the Doofus. IT says STEELRS Football on one side...but on the other side...
IT SAYS BROWNS! So the Doiofus can only say BROWNS football in his HOUSE, so Mom can't SEE it!! Cousin Chief and Abby have 7 other animals in their house, and they all helps get this present to us. They are Junior, Gin, Puddin, Tippy, Daisy, Poe and Patches. I think some of thems are CATS so I am sure they didn't do a lot, but now Tanner Doofus can like his BROWNS football and when mom is around his Steelers, OMG!! The letter had evidences to say why Tanner likes Browns not STeelers, and eveidences is used a lot like when mom says I break stuff when Tanner is locked in his house.
Thers the Doofus in his house. I cant use the camera well because I don't have thumbz so sorry.
WE even got bandananas!! But only in Tanners house so mom cant SEE!
Ok Back to MOM before she gets supsishious.
Look at Tanner with his nice Steelers blanket!!
Thanks Aunt Patty, Uncle Dick, Chief, Junio, Abby, Gin, Puddin, Tippy, Daisy, Poe and Patches.
24 Stains:
This is seriously the funniest thing I have ever, ever seen!!! Patty ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!
-- missy
Ooh, we won't tell your mom. Just make sure she never washes that blankie cause she might see the "naughty" side!
T-man
You got some rockin' relatives!
Dont worry. We will keep the secret.
Love
Boy n Baby
Oh.. does this means that you can only wear the bandana in Tanner's house??
~ fufu
Wow, you get the BEST presents!
ahahahahahaha this is super duper funny! oh my god BROW... mmmph mmphh ooofff ok HM, fine! i know it's a secret and i'll stop shouting, you stop covering my mouth.
anyway, the blanket rocks! :) that is just the cleverest idea :)
love..
chiyo
oh joe,
that's such a BIG SECRET. i'm glad you let us know but not the mom! shhh... even though i'm not sure about those football names (in my part, we called it american football) but i'm sure doofus loves his steeler!
wet wet licks
Boo
You Mummy won't read this will she?
Simba xx
You are funny Joey. Your aunty is a funny lady. Hope Doofus can keep a secret.
Licks
Oscar x
You guys are such a bright spot in our day! We just love your blog! Mom totally agrees too!
Maggie
I'm glad to see Tanner got some proper Ohio football gear. I watch the Bengals with my dad but the Browns are okay. Boo Steelers!
holy cow that's funny! maybe doofus can just say he's a fan of dogue de bordeaux dogs! though--hehe--it's not like the browns are a real threat to anyone in football. :)
wally.
Wow we wish we had one too.
We will keep your secret.
You are one lucky dude!
That is so good... and if your Mum finds out the secret - not that we'll tell her, but if it gets washed or something and she sees - you can always blame it on other people!!! Just say that you wanted to tell but you had to keep the secret!
Licks,
Aramis
A mixed house, united in one blanket!
Oh god, Joey writing is the funniest thing ever! I LOVE IT! Awesome blanket too!
I think you can blackmail Tanner with his secret. Every time you do something naughty, you can tell him not to tell or you will tell your mom about his blanket!
Comet
i like doofus cute little house...but...i hate football...it takes soooooooooooooo much time ..my daddy just watches canadian football...so we dont know anything about your teams....but your blanket sure looks nice and warm and cozy
Wow, look at the stuff you got. Don't worry, your secret is safe with me.
Tobes
What a great post and the pics are fabulous
Tail wags
~Scrappy
Congrats on your Awesome Blog Award Joe! Well deserved. Your pictures of your life with Doofus are so funny! Always cheer me up!
love and licks Marvin xxxxx
Hey Joey: Ya gotta read the AZrizona Republic(an) this morning. There are two more of you and doofus in the lifestyle section!
Wowzers, is that cool, Joey! Can we show our dad? He's originally from right near that Cleveland place and is a Browns fan! Mom's not from P-burgh, really, but was born there (long story). So this kind of thing is RIGHT up our alley! How COOL!
Play bows,
Zim
PS: Hmm... me and Am are kinda the Browns' colors and Dave and Storm are kinda the Steelers' colors. Kinda. I just thought of that.
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