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So Aunt Patty suggested I give Tanner some tips on the ladies since Lillie has a crush on him. So I decided tonight we would have our first lesson.
I don't have a Lillie doll, so I decided Mom's Coke bear would have to work. So the first thing you want to do is light a fire and some candles. You know, set the mood.
Then you offer her a nice drink, the best spring water in the house. But don't be too pushy, give her some time to relax.
Then if things seem to be going well, you can move in for a little kiss. Then...
IT IS ON!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wait, Mom said this is not proper etiquette...
Uh oh, too late, the Doofus has made his move. Good luck to mom on getting her bear back!!
28 Stains:
Wow Joey, you sure know how to show a lady a good time. I need to ask my mom how far Arizona is from us.
Hmmmm....... I'm not sure if Lillie is all for that... BUT I AM!! Um... wait, ok, mum's watching...
Love nibbles,
Miss Sunshade
Haaa. Joey that's so funny. So did that coke bear had a good time from the "date"?
~ fufu
ah, look at doofus when he is "loving" the coke bear! his eyes are almost popping out! oh, he is so "loving" the bear!
wet wet licks
Boo
Date night!
Bussie Kissies
Buster
Joey: Here is your chance to be a hero. Rescue your Mom's bear from the evil clutches of Tanner. I bet it'll get you a treat
That Doofus knows how to keep the date moving along. I think he'll do just fine (hee hee!)
HAHAHA doofus has got himself another girlfriend - sunshade!!! looks like your lesson is working, joey :)
love..
chiyo
Woah, Tanner sure moves fast!! He went from drinks straight to the kiss?? What happened to a little paw holding and cuddling?? I guess I'm a tad old fashioned....hehehe.
Tobes
And things were going so well while he followed your instructions- till he went off and dragged her off the couch and wallowed her around on the floor! Tsk Tsk! The boy has no style. Shame on him man-handling her that way.
Big Wags,
Isabella
GO DOOFUS...YOU DA MAN ...LOL
oh no not the bear!!! Fast movers in your house, must make notes.
Simba xx
And it was all going so well! I think you need to work harder on Doofus' training Joey. I hope Coke Bear wasn't too traumatised.
Licks
Oscar x
It's not appropriate coz you're doing it the wrong way, not the head, silly!
I think you guys move wayyyy to fast! Cokey would have liked to be wined and dined first - trust me! Slow down!
Hugs,
Maggie
whew! i feel like i need a smoke after reading that entry.
wally.
you are fast!
are you dating?
I dunno if Lillie would want to be mauled that way ... best go back to the classroom and give Doofus a bit more polish!
hahahha
You guys rock!
Slick Move... No wonder i find you sop attractive. Good that you are willing to teach Tanner.
Love
Baby
OMG! You are bad!
Thanks for the lesson, but my lady made me hide my eyes after the water shot, I wonder why?!
Murph the Dog
Joey, I was barking so hard Mom had to come see what all the fuss was about and she saw your blog. Now we are both hysterical. Doofus needs lots of work on his Moves. And Toby is right Add some romance and she will be more receptive to being thrown on the floor.Hee Hee
Paws & Kisses
Maggie Rose
Hey Joey:
Thanks for trying to help Tanner learn how to treat a lady. I liked the fire and the candles, but I was thinking more in the line of a movie and a nice dinner for our first date?
Hugs & Kisses,
Lillie
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Hey Joey
You are one cool mover Joe!
ROFL
Thanks for the pictorial just what us first timers need to know.
Tail wags
~Scrappy
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