Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Monday, August 28, 2006

corn hole

Mom said her favorite thing about summer is corn on the she thought we would certainly love this toy...

Again, I never knew they had a crazy person aisle in the pet store but my mom sure seems to find it everytime she goes there. I guess the really nutty person is the one at Nylabone who thought it would be a great idea to make a chew toy that looks like corn. Ok, enough of this analysis, lets get to chewing!!!

Joey gives it a try
I can't wait to try this delicious buttery treat.

this corn stuff is good, i wonder why my dad doesn't like it?
Hey mom, this doesn't taste like butter at all...or salt????

corn bone
Its BACON flavor??? What in the??? That is like buying a ford and getting a chevy? or asking for a new brother and getting a defective doofus face?! BACON flavored CORN?

Tanner is in love
Doofus gives it a sniff...

slobbering all over it
He tells me that if I remember correctly, I actually LOVE bacon

licking the butter, sorry
And then he started laughing at me because I was SO caught up in the fact that the thing tasted like corn that I forgot how much I love bacon.

joey is miffed, Tanner got the corn bone
So the smart little brat got the toy.

sleeping beauties
But I am still cuter! (pay no attention to the doofus behind the pillow)

Tuesday, August 22, 2006

tonight there's going to be a jailbreak

he hates it
Mom found Tanner this hoody while she was on vacation. She said we can play prison break or something lame, she thinks I am a 5 year old I swear.

Joey is making him his bitch
I would much rather play, Doofus Face you're my B$%#@

tanner is modeling his prison chic hoody
Mom said he is under arrest for being too cute. GAG!

tired puppies
Since we have been back we are really tired, Mom said its because we are fat. Mom is simply jealous that she is just not of the same caliber of housewife as my gram, who prepared us several dishes of scrambled eggs during our stay.

tanner is pooped
Doofus didn't move for a day.

Joe sunning
and I have done my fair share of relaxing as well.

Sunday, August 20, 2006

everyone else I know already got tagged....but here is my entry

Tag, I'm it.
I got 'tagged' by Brody so it's time let everyone know some of my unique doggie quirks.

First, I'm supposed to repeat the 'rules':
The player of this game starts with "5 weird things/habits about yourself." Then you tag 5 friends and list their names. The furries who get tagged need to write on their blogs about their 5 weird things/habits, as well as state this rule clearly, then tag 5 more victims. Don't forget to leave your victim a comment that says "you're tagged!" in their comments and tell them to read your blog.

Now for the good stuff:

1) Joe sunning

It doesn’t matter how hot it is outside, I love to lay on the patio. This picture was taken when it was 105 degrees.

2) joes
I hate boxes. Sometimes, boxes eat my toys and I have to try to get them out, but I can’t actually touch the box!

3) the stain
I create custom designs on leather furniture. If you are interested let me know!!!

4) redecoration by Joe Stains
I also decorate living rooms. Pillow placement is key to making a room comfortable for dogs.

5) STAY!
If you point at me I get really guilty and sometimes I fall down. I KNOW that I did something bad if you point, so I just fall over and pray for the best.

Friday, August 11, 2006

help this guy out if you can

Click here to read about poor Vin

Sunday, August 06, 2006

woe is me :(

Joey sleeping with the Cuz
So mostly I have been relaxing and enjoying the summer and everything was going great until my parents decided to give me some bad news...

DONT CHANGE THE CHANNEL! I am watching Animal Planet!
You are going WHERE for HOW LONG??!?!?!?!!!

They are going to Pennsylvania, for a WEEK!!! Last time they went to PA, shortly after they came home THIS THING showed up:

do not disturb

Look at me? Could you leave me behind for a whole week???

Joey and Tanner
And would you really need another boston terrier if yours looked as cute as me??

rock and roll terriers
On top of all of this, my dad got this noise making device that makes me SO MAD!!! He doesn't play it loud but I will be darned if I am going in that room when its on because it probably shoots lasers or sets dogs on fire or something. It is unsafe, that is for darn sure!

Tom finally got a left handed guitar.  It doesn't look very metal tho.
But I certainly won't discourage doofus face from checking it out!

tired or sad?
Well, my mom and dad leave next saturday and I go to my grandparent's house WITH TANNER :( I will try to hold it together and not cry all week :(