Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Friday, December 30, 2005

2005, out!

Hello my friends!

I got this great bone for Christmas, because I was such a good boy. I always have to keep one eye out for Tanner, he likes to try and steal it.

And wait until you see what else I got...

Detective Stains, at your service. I specialize in finding treats, solving the mystery of pee stains on the floor, and finding out where your mom and dad hid your favorite toys.

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Returning to normal

For Christmas I got to go to my grandparent's house.

This is me and doofus-face (that is my little term of endearment for Tanner) Mom and Dad think my bandana is cute. It is not even Christmas related because they couldn't find my stupid "Santa's Helper" one, don't tell them that it is not purely coincidental.

This is Tanner yelling at me because I stole our cousin's awesome candy cane bone. I can't help it she is slow.

That is our cousin, Flo. She was rescued from the side of the road and she was HUGE. Apparently some jerks decided to make her have a bunch of puppies, then just dumped her. Since then she has been seriously dieting, no Anna Nicole Smith Trim-Spa crap either. She has lost a ton of weight, so she is pretty much a hot blonde with some, this is a family blog.

Now I am at home and I am really tired.

Saturday, December 24, 2005

Happy Holidays!

My mom and dad think they are REAL funny. Anyway, I am going to my grandparents' for christmas eve and staying overnight, its going to be awesome. Unfortunately, Tanner is going also. So I will post sometime tomorrow night or maybe later....

So until then...

Friday, December 23, 2005

comes out smelling like a rose

This is one of my favorite things to do. I like to sleep with my butt right on Tanner's head...then I fart on him all night long. Mom and Dad don't seem to like it, they say it smells real bad. I think they are just overly sensitive.

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

This new giant Cuz makes me so happy

I like this new Cuz, he makes me smile, and he is a great headrest.

Ok I like this Cuz, but I am done posing...

Oh, what, you don't like my fake smile?? Fine quit taking my darn picture!!

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

BAH! Humbug!

Can we please skip all of this nonsense and get right to the presents, eating, and the whole family gathering to tell us how cute we are???????

Monday, December 19, 2005

Today, while my mom was in the bathroom, my terrible brother Tanner pulled a bag of chex mix off the table. Now, I would NEVER do such a thing. A lot of it spilled on the floor so I had to help him eat it. Mom came out and she was not happy at all!

Who me?? Nope, I was just laying in the bed!!

Tanner had to go in his house. He is so bad.

I guess I am bad too :(

Sorry mom :(

Sunday, December 18, 2005

I love Sunday

This weekend I hung out with my brother, he was so bad! We got to go on a big walk today and that was awesome.

Here I am chilling with Tanner in the bed. He always wants to be right where I am.

Friday, December 16, 2005


Finally, it is FRIDAY!!!!!

GO CRAZY!!!!!!!


HAVE A BEER!!! Wait, I don't have thumbs, dangit! Ok I am going to try to will this beer to open, you all have a great weekend!!!!

Thursday, December 15, 2005

I can't live like this!!

So far today has gone like this...

MOM! Get off of the computer, I have something to discuss with you! (by the way look at how she put all of my toys in that basket, if I wanted them in there I would put them in there myself!)

I am in the kitchen, get over here...

Just look at how gross this mat is under my food. I cannot eat this food, you must now provide me with french fries and cheese or I will call the ASPCA on you.

Sometimes, you just have to let them know who is boss.

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Can someone buy me a bus ticket to Ohio?

So if you all don't know, Tanner didn't always live here. He actually came here from Ohio about 4 months ago. My parents thought I would like to have a little brother to play with. Now, I admit, sometimes he is a lot of fun. But mostly, he annoys the crap out of me.

Tonight I was just hanging out with my awesome purple Cuz

I must have fallen asleep for a SECOND because when I woke up the Cuz was gone!

Give it back you freakin brat!

So then he does this thing where he smashes it into my face over and over again. Then mom gets mad when I yell at him.

So I try to take it and then I get yelled at some more. So I just went to bed.

Here he is doing his stupid little happy dance. I swear, it can't cost that much to put him on a bus back to Ohio. I hear they have a bus called Greyhound, they probably give a canine discount?

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

I am not my brother's keeper

So Tanner decided that he just had to be on this post, since he hasn't been on it at all so far. He can be such a pest!

Here he is trying to pose and look nice for all of you guys out there, he is such a kiss up.

So, there ya go, that is my brother Tanner. I wish it was Monday again so I could just hang out with dad and watch some TV.

Tomorrow is hump day, ALL right!

Monday, December 12, 2005

Monday was a funday!

Today, my dad stayed home sick from work, I am sure because he wanted to hang out with me.

Here we are watching some TV and waiting for mom to get home. Tanner even left me alone most of the day, so that was good.

I hope everyone had as good of a Monday as I had.

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Welcome to my world

Yes, I am a dog, and yes I have a blog. Don't worry, this isn't a poetry journal.

Anyway, I will be posting photos here...of me and sometimes my annoying little brother, Tanner.

This is all about you won't hear much from me.

This is just an introduction to me, I am a happy guy.

I am blowing you a kiss, until next time!!