short invaders

My mom invited her sister from PA and her three small humans. I have never been around kids, so I got some toys because I have been a very good boy. Doofus got one too, only because mom likes to be fair.


Doofus face got to them first, not because he is faster, just because I am nicer...


I got the good one, of course, and he came racing after me


Turtle...meet my MOUTH


Doofus tries to kill the cat's squeaker


What did you say mom?


T shirts??? What? I thought we were being rewarded....oh well, I will still pose and look handsome for you...even though I plan to pee all over my front leg next time I go outside...


Doofus got one too...but I think I look better in mine....


This is us being VERY good while the poodle mix feeds us some of her banana chips. I never knew there were poodles mixed with people, but she is real nice.

countdown to the move

So we move on June 1st...or sometime soon after that depending on when mom and dad call the giant truck dudes and pack up all of their endless amounts of stuff. I will supervise the packing of my Cuz to be sure nothing gets left behind. I will, however, not say a word if they forget to pack doofus face.

Mom said we can get a dog pool(I believe they are marketed toward those 2 legged small versions of mom and dad) when we move. I don't like water...I don't care how hot it is outside. I am sure they will play some game like, Oh No the Cuz is in the pool! That will work for doofus, but not me, I am smarter than that. My face is not meant for swimming, its too short, I can't breathe right and it just makes no sense!

Anyway....

Doofus loves to do this:



Yet, mom and dad don't yell....they just laugh! He makes a mess! He also ate his harness the other day because my dad forgot to hang it up. Mom was mad. This is the third harness doofus has eaten in a month. He had to go back in his cage while mom and dad were at work because he can no longer be trusted. And people wonder why I call him doofus face. When I was young, I ate good stuff like furniture legs, carpet, $300 comforter sets, shoes...if I was going to destroy something, I was going to do it right!


I am going back to bed because that is what Saturdays are for.

check me out!

My internet friend

Made me my very own button you can use to link to my blog! He rocks!

movin on up!

I just found out we are moving, into a HOUSE. This house will have a huge yard according to my mom. What this means is, no more walks. While having a yard is going to be great fun, I won't have as many opportunities to spread my name around town. Granted, my mom said that we will go for walks, but it won't be like it is now. I guess it is worth it because the house is big and there will be more places to hide from Doofus-Face. Plus, mom said there is a fire place so I can snuggle up to it on those cold Arizona nights. haha!

So, stay tuned for pictures and all of that. (my mom is nuts!)

I got this nerdy thing from my mom.

My mom wants to see where people are from that look at my blog. So that little thing down there is from her. The things I do for my humans!


Track Your Visitors on a Map!



My mom said I need to have my teeth brushed, I am saving all of that good stuff for later! She messes me up almost as much as Tanner does.

Mom says.....

This entry I would like to call "mom says"

Mom Says


Don't yell at Tanner when he is trying to eat dinner, its not polite.

Mom Says

Cheaters never win and jumping on the board and messing up the pieces doesn't prove anything.

Mom Says

This is where she is supposed to sleep. (ya right)

Mom Says

I need to share my toys.

Mom Says

Sometimes she likes to read the paper instead of playing with me.

And even though I think all this stuff is completely ridiculous

Mom Says


She loves me and I love her too.

grandma and grandpa's house

The last two days I have been at my grandparent's house with Doofus Face. We had sooo many french fries and treats, they are the best. My parents could totally learn something from them about how I should be treated! We are back home now, and there are no french fries in the house.


Here is Tanner ruining a photo by choosing to lick his paw at exactly the wrong time.


Doofus still plays with baby dog toys.


Doofus and his Doofus Face


Surveying the scene.

For those of you who can view videos, here I am escorting Tanner out of the kitchen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FIT-0DEaIc