Poo Poo on Joe Stains

SO whats up people?! It is almost Tanner Tuesday and already is in some places so now you get to see me!

If you watch that baseball you know that Joey's Yankees are in the crapper right now.

Joey can't even watch...



He is even hidering behind that chair in MY little bed...



So like he is probably going to cry himself to sleep tonight and um, that is ok because its better than him being a complete JERK to me.

Oh and so like that brat up the street who TOTALLY called me fat has inspirationalized me to start exercising...

I went out with Mom and we walked and walked and walked and walked and walked and I was like Mom I think that we should go home now and then...


I totally was like WFT this exercising is harderest. Maybe I should just start Zumba or something...

Tan Torkelson who does not really mind being fat...OUT!

We are still here!

I hope I didn't worry you guys by disappearing, Mom is just not spending lots of time on the computer these days, which means I don't get to post or visit my friends.




I have heard that some of you miss my handsome face, and clearly I don't blame you. I mean, look at me!

I have been spending my time cheering for my Yankees, who are in the playoffs! I have also been watching the Steelers kick some major butt!!!




I have been doing a lot of that too because it is still pretty hot here during the day. I have also been pretty mad at my parents because they keep ditching me to hang out with OTHER DOGS...




All of those dogs are NOT ME and my Dad is touching them. He is such a cheater.

Also this happened...




Words cannot explain this one, so just soak it in and know that I made a nice stain on the floor that week.

Finally I guess you can see the Doofus...





Oh, I have to tell you guys one last hilarious thing that happened. We were walking last night and this little girl came over and asked if she could pet us. Mom and Dad said of course and Dad told the little girl our names. She bent down, put one hand on Tanner and one on me and exclaimed, TANNER IS FAT!! Ah, what a smart girl!