Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Monday, January 30, 2006


This is a call for help from all of my friends out there in the internet world. I am looking for a new set of parents because mine are just horribly mean to me.

Look at this blatant taunting! My mom buys these snacks, holds them over my head while I am below her starving to death. I mean, I was near collapse when she took this picture. All that I had to eat that day was dry dog food, can you believe the horror????

In this photo, you see she has locked me outside with my arch enemy, Doofus-Face. Not only am I locked out, I bet it was about 60 degrees that day. My sensitive boston skin cannot stand such a cool temperature. I need to be warm at all times!

Ok, this one doesn't even need words. A freakin HAT?! I am a dog, dogs do NOT wear hats.

I am practically having a seizure in this one! Look at Doofus-Face, he is going straight for my jugular.

I beg you, please, rescue me!

Tuesday, January 24, 2006

its time to go way back

I thought I would post some pictures of me and my favorite human, my dad. You could be my favorite human for a few treats, so don't get jealous.

This is me and my old brother, Lobo. We had to put him to sleep because he started walking around and just crapping as he walked! I thought it was hilarious, but the parents, they thought it was time for him to go to the big dog park in the sky. I miss that old guy!

My dad gives good hugs.

I was so young in this one!

He is lucky I have a sense of humor

We are really good at sleeping. I think that is the most favorite thing we do together.

If you look in the background of this one, you'll see the black plastic on the TV because my brother, Lobo, liked to pee on it. He told this sob story about being abused before he was rescued, man, he got away with EVERYTHING with that story!

My dad doesn't like to wear shirts, and neither do I!

So that is me and my dad, he is the best guy in the world.

Monday, January 23, 2006

I am still around...

I always feel like, somebody's watching me...

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

it is no coincidence I am black and white and so are the steelers!


Friday, January 06, 2006


Tanner wants me to come out and entertain everyone, but I just don't feel motivated.

Does anyone read this? Does anyone really want me to come out??

Thursday, January 05, 2006

wake me up in may

Yes, I know I live in Arizona, but its cold out there at 7am. I don't want to come out of this down comforter tunnel until about...May?

Sunday, January 01, 2006

happy 2006

Mom and Dad got Doofus-Face a coat like mine. He doesn't look nearly as handsome as I do.

He tries though...

We look pretty silly, but my mom and dad seem to like the dumb coats, so I will wear it for now.