help!
This is a call for help from all of my friends out there in the internet world. I am looking for a new set of parents because mine are just horribly mean to me.
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In this photo, you see she has locked me outside with my arch enemy, Doofus-Face. Not only am I locked out, I bet it was about 60 degrees that day. My sensitive boston skin cannot stand such a cool temperature. I need to be warm at all times!
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Ok, this one doesn't even need words. A freakin HAT?! I am a dog, dogs do NOT wear hats.
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I am practically having a seizure in this one! Look at Doofus-Face, he is going straight for my jugular.
I beg you, please, rescue me!