Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Thursday, July 09, 2009

When you're hot, you're hot...

I'd like to start by showing you the hilarious picture Mango the Maltese kiddo sent us...




OMDOG hilarious! thanks guys, that is the best.




I also got kind of jealous of Just Harry and his recent modeling. Thanks to my good pal Petey I was able to get on the cover of Esquire!! omdog, do I look good or what??? Thanks for the hook up Petey, you ROCK!

Now Tanner would like to talk to you about a very important issue...

OK GUYS you want to know what, it is hot as HEL...HECK here!!!




CAN YOU SEE IT?! THat is like as hot as the SUN!? That fluffy tail dog Khyra always says its TOO hot here and its frying my LITTLE BRAIN but I don't know what that MEANS!!

MOm said she will help us to STAY KHOOL (like KHYRA SAYS!)




Mom said here is some Ice Cream and a Plastic Ice thingy.




PTOOOEEEYY GROSS fake ice cream made of SOY?!?!




WAAAAAAAAAAAA JUST JOKING I like ALL ice creams!!! YUM!!!




Wait, What? I think I hurt myself with that one! hm ok yes HOT is what we are talking about.

Another way to STAY cool or um KHOOL is to eat that hot sauce...




GO ON Joey YOU try it ok?!?! LOLOLOL




At least I got him a nice KHOOL Khey Lime Soda to drink in his Freezer Steelers cp if he gets the mouth hots!

ANYWAY, I hope you dogs are not having hots like us, its terriblerest!!

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Tan Torkelson TEN MILLIONTH post!

Joey has like 900 posts or something so I am just going to DECLARE this is my 10 MILLIONTH post ok??? GOOD. So what am I going to TALK about???





Our friends Bodie and Doyle made us this SUPER pawesome logo for our 900th post!! THANKS GUYS! I need to make one for my TEN MILLIONTH too.




As a reward for all of our HARD blogging work, Mom got us these SUPER delicious treats that are baked in a place in our town. THat means its LOCAL! Lo-Cal so I should be able to eat about 30 of them RIGHT?! LOLOLOLOL

Ok one other thing I'd like to talk about on this VERY SPECIAL post is this stuff called CORN...




You guys know I love my Nylabone Corn and chew it LOTS. Well Mom must have been jealous and got her OWN corn and eated it like this with little corny holders and BUTTER. YUCK...I need to teach Mom the RIGHT way to eat corn...


OMDOG so much BETTER!!!




OK Guys I am exhausterated after that 10 millions posts!!! TAN TEN MILLION OUT!

Monday, July 06, 2009

900!!!!!!!!!

GUYS in all of the holidays and shopping and other excitement I failed to celebrate my 900th post!!!

900!!! That is like how many years Mom has been alive!!! WOW!!!

I have made so many friends in the time I have been blogging, it is amazing and humbling. We have also lost some friends, but we always remember them in our hearts. I am so glad to be part of DWBs!!

I thought I'd share some old pics to celebrate our 900 posts!! Mom said she wants me to show pictures of both Tanner and I, sheesh, I need to remind her this is MY blog...

Joey and Tanner

Valentines 2006

sleeping friends

doofus?
These shirts are from Miss Sunshade, boy do we miss her!

usual sunday

tanner looks so dignified!

they really dont HATE each other, I swear

hoodie dogs

I hope you enjoyed some pictures from past blog posts, we have enjoyed all of the fun, pain, laughter, tears and new friendships!!

Sunday, July 05, 2009

Sunday shopping fest...

Mom has been doing some shopping lately and she got some VERY cool things. First of all this book came and Tanner asked how come she bought it, she has a bazillion books already...




She said it's because Dennis the Vizsla Dog's Dad wrote it! The relentlessly huge Mango's Mom said it was a great book! Mom is going to read it as soon as she finishes the John Sandford book she is reading.

The next cool thing she got came from the talented Mom over at
The Army of Four. Mom loves going to see the Dbacks and she loves going to Fall League games, but she doesn't have a bag that matches all her Dbacks gear.

Well, thanks to Dave, the guide dog for the color blind, she now has a SUPER new Huffle Duffle!!




It smells like SIBES! omdog!!




Tanner can't believe his nose!




Dave's Mom even sent an extra case for sunglasses!! She loves the bag so much!!




It fits her camera perfectly and keeps it safe with the nice quilting.




It also fits her wallet and will fit her keys. Everything she needs for a baseball game.... except...




THERE IS NO ROOM FOR ME!??!?!?!!!!

P.S. Tanner and Mom would love it if you could vote for Dbacks player Mark Reynolds so he can go to the All-Star game!



Saturday, July 04, 2009

Happy 4th of July!!!

4th  of July

I hope you guys don't get too scared from the fireworks, I will be hiding in the bathroom all night!

Thursday, July 02, 2009

The Fine Art of Begging...




Dad loves chips, so do we. As you can see Tanner and I each have our own style of begging. Tanner prefers the "I am a good boy" method where as I prefer the "never let them forget you are starving" method.


As you can see in the video, sometimes you must jump up to remind Dad that you are there, and still starving. The drool bubbles certainly help to make your case as well.




If he drops one, MOVE QUICK because if you've got competition like I do, you have to be ready to snarf at a moment's notice!!


Finally if you are patient, you might get one tiny chip.




Try to avoid making a Doofus Face after your treat.

I hope you enjoyed this class on BEGGING!

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Dr. Torkelson I presume!!




I was Laying ARound today thinking about that Joe and how he says he is a DOCTOR and Neuterated Mister Spidey Man. He thought he was great Surgereon!




PFFT Joey you haven't seen ANYTHING at all like good surgery!!




Hello Mister Otter I am Dr. Tan Torkelson. I think that you have one too many arms...




HMM This one looks to be an EXTRA arm...


I got right to work on prepping that ARM for removal...


I started to remove the arm when Dr. Stains started YELLING because he did not want to be proved to be LESS skilled than ME!

So the OTTER arm is still on for now, but I will be planning more surgeries soon!

FINALLY I would like to share a great joke with my friend Ammy of the Army of Four. She loves great jokes so here is one...




Look, an OTTER POP!!!!

LOLOLOLLLOOLLL!!!!!!!!!!