Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Monday, August 13, 2007

Rock and ROLL!

Our good puggy friend Suki asked us to tell who we would be if we were ROCKERS. WELL, I must say that since we learned recently that Boston Terriers have been around since 1870 there are a couple of bands out there that want to be like US!

My first example is KISS. These guys wear makeup to look like Boston Terriers!

Tanner REALLY likes these guys because he says he LOVES to give kisses. I say he likes them because he is such a KISS UP!

I have a favorite band that LOVES Boston Terriers and I love them because they are ANGRY and GRIM and they FROWN a lot like me. They are called IMMORTAL.

Tanner wants to prove he is a real heavy metal rocker like our Dad and tries to do a scary metal face, but he just can't be grim.

BUT ME, I am the MASTER of GRIM. This dude calls himself Abbath. He should call himself STAINath because he clearly ripped off my look!

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Now if I could only learn to do this...

36 Stains:

Blogger Toby said...

Hey Joey, I think you and Tanner should form your own rock group! You're dad has drums right?? You can be the drummer and Tanner can be like the singer. I think the two of you would like totally rock man!


7:25 PM  
Blogger coco said...

OMD that guy's pawbviously trying to look like you!!! he probably saw you on your blog and used your picture as a model for his weird makeup!

maybe if your mom put some hot sauce in your kibble, you could spew fire from your mouth, too! but i'm pretty sure you would not like the way that felt. and if you weren't careful, the fire stuff might come shooting out the other end, and that would be reeeeeeeealllly bad.

better stick with being a cute rocker instead of a scary one!

7:27 PM  
Blogger Reina said...

Wow, you guys have the same marking!
But regarding you learning that trick, i think its best not to play with fire. With that big flame, you could have burn the whole house down!


7:33 PM  
Blogger Girl Girl Hamster said...

Woh those guys really look like bostan terriers. Are they the same breed as you too?

~ Girl girl

8:05 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

I agree with Coco. They took their look from you!

8:33 PM  
Blogger Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

Try drinking petrol, maybe it will work..hehe

Boy n Baby

8:47 PM  
Blogger Ike said...

That's some scary crap Joe. I think it's probably best if you don't learn to breathe fire - you do that enough just living in AZ.

9:06 PM  
Blogger Eddie N Peaches said...

yeah, like Ike sez, isn't it hot enough in AZ without you breathing fire!
They definately ripped off your look.

You two rock big!
Whoofs & Baroos,
Eddie & Peaches

9:14 PM  
Blogger Comet and BLU said...

Hey Joey, if you learned how to light a match, I bet you could get Tanner to make fire like that .... except out of his hind end! And if you don't get fire, you could get something nearly as deadly.

9:17 PM  
Blogger powder-puff said...

JOEY!!! a.k.a mr.stains

i agree that band totally ripped off your look, but they dont pull it off nearly as well as you do !!!

and about the fire spewing....well i guess practice would make perfect!

peace out

9:37 PM  
Blogger Deefor said...

Hi Joe
I never understood what the Kiss look before! They were just trying to be high-heeled terriers.


9:49 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...


You're scaring me just a little bit, buddy. The likeness between you and Stainath is uncanny.

Don't you already know how to breath fire... out of your other end? Imagine if you could blow it out of your mouth too! WHOA!

Tanner is totally cooler than any of those guys from KISS. I bet his tongue is longer too.

Thanks for sharing. You ROCK!

Goober love,

10:02 PM  
Anonymous chiyo said...

first you gotta learn how to drum from your dad hehe. but no way is tanner going to be cool enough to start a rock band with you. he could maybe do country. you should start looking elsewhere for a partner


10:07 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

they totally wipped you off...but not good enough, you and Tanner awe the owiginals!
I'm not suwe about the fiwe stuff,that might ouch a little
smoochie kisses to the rockstar boys

10:36 PM  
Blogger Cubby said...


10:42 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

holy cow really do look like that scarey guy... but can you yell and scream and play the guitar

11:03 PM  
Blogger Luckie Girl said...

Hey Joey,
That rocker definately COPIED your look. Sheesh....

11:15 PM  
Blogger chester.hi-flyer said...

KISS looks like Border Collies from some angle too...muahahha!

i dunno any rockers who like Border Collies though (i only know Tiger Woods has a BC but he's NOT a rocker!)....

my humans are big fans of Steve Vai (does your daddy like him) and i heard Vai has a sheltie, that's about all i know about rockers who like dogs.

12:24 AM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Oh wow! You both are just flaming Rockin Roll! You both really look like KISS, hahaha! One of them in the group also has a really scawie doofus face like Tanner too.

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

1:20 AM  
Blogger Ume said...

hiya Joey,
u r definitely THE Rocker!!!

2:12 AM  
Blogger Maggie said...

OMG what copycats! They stole your look! Imagine if you had their money all the Cuz's you could have!

Love ya lots,

2:32 AM  
Blogger wally said...

Dudes in makeup?! That's the manliest thing I've seen since I made up a dance to the Village People's "Macho Man!" I'd never thought of them being in Boston Terrier drag but you're absolutely right!

Rock on!


3:04 AM  
Blogger Balboa & Mommy said...

HA HA HA, I never thought about that, they totally want to be like you Bostons.

Oh man, if you could spit fire, Whew imagine all the things you could do, pee and poop in the house, eat all your parents food, go anywhere you wanted.......

Frenchie Snorts

3:33 AM  
Blogger Suki said...

ROCK ON!!! That's such a perfect choice, guys! But I'd think about getting a lawyer or something, cuz they totally ripped your look off.

Puggy kisses

5:43 AM  
Blogger Huskee Boy said...

Hi Joey...
Ok the Immortals look scary... esp that last pic.
Hmm.. yes I think you and Tanner can form a band with ur dad!

6:42 AM  
Blogger Murphey said...

Umm Joe, if you did that fire thing it might burn off all your handsome fur, and that would be scary!


7:21 AM  
Blogger Turbo the Sibe said...


7:28 AM  
Blogger Frasypoo said...

That guy Abbath totally ripped off your need to file a law suit!
That was so funny Joey.Your mom is a genius !!!She really is!

7:57 AM  
Blogger Tofu Burger said...

Geez Joey... you are a hard core rocker! I thought you already knew how to spit fire ;p you know... with all the banter back and forth to Doofus Tanner:)


10:41 AM  
Blogger Texas's Mum said...

Hey Joe,
My mum's big sister is a fan
of KISS.
And I totally agree with
with toby.

Love and Licks
Texas (and his humans).

10:42 AM  
Blogger Tadpole said...

I don't think your mom would appreciate it if you started breathing fire in the living room. And you want those good meals to keep coming, so I'd be careful....

12:24 PM  
Anonymous fig said...

The things people do to try and look like us.... *sigh*

12:25 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

It's only a matter of time, Joe. I truly think you have a much greater career ahead of you. You're way better looking than Gene Simmons, with or without his make-up and facelift. Although I have to say, Gene Simmons' son is pretty cute. But way too young. I'm waiting for you to get your own reality tv show.

6:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doof and Joe...Thanks for introducing Devon's blog. He is new to all of this stuff...and his mom is having technical difficulties responding and posting pictures to thank all of the doggies who have greeted Devon. (please pass this on)

In the meantime...a friend of ours and Devon's, "Survivor"...has responded to Devon's blog...and turned out to be the 600th dog on DWB. He was very excited to see his photo streaming on the DWB site...

So visit 'survivingBella"....Doof came from the same "animal shelter" as Bella. Doof is a "dog angel", "Rhodes scholar" compared to Bella's act (it's ugly...a challenge we aren't even sure the Dog Whisperer could handle). But...Bella's mom is very loyal. So...Joey...consider yourself lucky. Aunt Patty

6:13 PM  
Blogger Marvin - Braveheart Hound said...

I have always said you guys Rock! Those pictures just go to prove it!

2:24 AM  
Blogger T-man said...

Joey, you are way better looking and more authentic than that Abbath character! You and Tanner should start your own doggie heavy metal group.

8:44 AM  

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