Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Sunday, August 12, 2007

its all about FOOD

Today we are blogging about another one of our most favorite things ever, FOOD.

The first thing we would like to talk about is in honor of our friend Wally. His favorite thing in the world to eat is Wallymelon. Well Mom found this Article about Wallymelon being prepared like a steak!!!

Wally, do you SEE that?! The article says, "You cut the watermelon into slices (removing the rind) and cook it in a roasting pan (350 degrees) with sherry, butter, and salt and pepper."

So since I don't see Mom making us that anytime soon I bugged her to make us something good for lunch, so she gathered some ingredients. Aunt Patty left us a bunch of packets of that wet food when she was here and Mom almost always forgets she has them, silly woman.

into the cuisinart it goes
We don't like the (m)apples by themselves so Mom has to put them in the food murderer with other stuff or we won't eat them. So she added that wet food package and some wheat germ so that Tanner's broken butt gets his required fiber.

dog mash
The food murderer did its thing and we ended up with that!

dog food
Mom put down a layer of kibble (canidae chicken and rice) a layer of the mapplechickenwheat mash and some DRIED CRANBERRIES. These are my absolute favorite dried fruitable, as wally would say.

joey loves it
DELICIOUS! kudos to the chef!

39 Stains:

Blogger Maddie & Frankie said...

What a great Mom you have to make you all that. Actually it looks really good. We love apples all by themselves though. But glad she cans sort of sneak them by
into some great doggie concoction!
Maddie and Frankie Girl

12:37 PM  
Blogger Pugsley, Buster, Cricket & Daisy said...

We hear pups mention you all the time so we thought we would stop by and give you a woof. The food looks delicious.

Pugsley, Buster, Cricket and Daisy Mae

1:16 PM  
Blogger Ferndoggle said...

What an excellent lunch. I'll only eat Appleables if they're murdered & put into liver. I love those little packets with the meaty goodness inside!


1:25 PM  
Blogger Turbo the Sibe said...

Those look like good eats!

2:09 PM  
Blogger coco said...

your hoomans are such gourmet hounds. they SERIOUSLY need to start a foodnetwork show featuring super-pawesome nutritious canine cuisine. it would be the tv hit of the century.

they would make a fortune, and you could all retire to your favorite outdoorsy spot (mountains? dessert? ocean?)and just play for the rest of your lives!

and we will all say, "hey - i knew them when they were just regular joe and tanner."

a fan for life, coco

2:17 PM  
Blogger wally said...

I must have Wallymelon steaks! I must.

Your dinner does look tastyables. I love mapples. Especially shmeared with pb. And I don't even have a broken butt!


2:32 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Joe.
You mom sure knows how to make you happy with your food!
Do you think the grilled wallymelon tastes good?? I'd prefer it fresh! Maybe I don't have a gourmet palate!
Have a nice day

2:36 PM  
Blogger Seadra & Zoe said...

wallymellon steak? That's a new one on us.

That dinner of yours is making us drool!!

Love, Seadra and Zoe

3:02 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

Can I come eat at your house?

3:30 PM  
Blogger Maggie said...

Does it taste like an apple- cranberry crisp? It sure looks yummy! Your mom is the best cook in the whole wide world!

Love ya lots,

3:42 PM  
Blogger Balboa & Mommy said...

I gotta have some of that grilled wallymelon, it looks so good.

Need help finishing any of your food?

Frenchie SNorts

4:53 PM  
Blogger Frasypoo said...

I cant decide if I want to move to your house or Astas !You guys have the best grub around !Me....I sit and snap at humming birds or roaches!!
Grilling wallymelon !!! These human will do anything...they think adding butter or sugar solves all problems !

4:55 PM  
Blogger Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

Your food really looks yummy and your mom puts in alot of effort. Lucky guys.

Boy n Baby

5:41 PM  
Blogger BLU and Comet said...

That food looks really yummy. I wish our girl would make food like that for us. BLU is picky and wouldn't eat it, but that means I would get more.

5:47 PM  
Blogger Rockford said...

What a gourmet dish! It get's a 10 for presentation! I can only imagine the taste is superb! Don't wooF it down like I would! -Rocky

6:14 PM  
Blogger Toby said...

Dude, you are seriously one lucky dog to have a mom that makes that kinda stuff!! My mom says it looks like something out of a gourmet mag.


6:18 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

Oh yum. On the road, I don't get much besides kibble, and the occasional left over! That's so my tummy doesn't get problematic. I can't wait to get home so muzzer can cook again

7:16 PM  
Blogger Holly said...

Wow, that looks really good! I never thought of using the food murderer to whip stuff together. I might have to see if my human can try that!


7:19 PM  
Blogger T-man said...

My mom says that looks so good she would eat it herself! I would definitely scarf it down.

7:22 PM  
Blogger Pacco de Mongrel said...

v never did realize that wallymelon can b a steak...

must really try tat out 1 day

thanks 4 showing tat 2 us

7:28 PM  
Blogger Boo said...

hey joey, i wanna know why you eat the cranberries? how does it help? i have never had cranberries before but you seem to like it very much. let me know.

wet wet licks


8:11 PM  
Blogger ToFFee said...

oh no! I think I made a puddle here drooling! those sound sooo yummilicious!

your mom is the bestest to make all those yummers!


9:13 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

i dont know joe...i just dont get you little ones and your obsession with fruit...i try...but man...i like the meat and potatoes and gravy...of course something has happened to my belly lately...and i think i am going on a diet...yikes..not quite sure what that is...but mom said her and i need to go on one.....

10:18 PM  
Blogger Texas's Mum said...

Hi Joe,
Dude that looks sooo good
your mom rocks.

Love and Licks
Texas and his humans

11:06 PM  
Blogger Huskee Boy said...

**Gulp** Can I come over for dinner? Pretty please??

11:26 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...


Your eyes are completely BUGGIN' at the sight of that food! ... as it should be!

Goob love,

12:16 AM  
Blogger Girl Girl Hamster said...

Your food look yummy. I love that wallymelon steak. When is your mom going to make that one?

~ Girl girl

2:06 AM  
Blogger River said...

I'm really jealous - my meals NEVER look that good - I'm off to put in a complaint to my humans and I'll be moving in with you guys if they don't get their act together!!


2:24 AM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Ooooooo wow! DELICIOUS! But I wish there was no apples in it then it'll be just nice for me...yummy!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

6:19 AM  
Blogger PerfectTosca said...

Hey Joe, I eat canidae too. And the woman gives me other stuff with it. I ate a whole apple once and the woman got all bent out of shape because the seeds are supposed to be bad or some such crap. I think she was really mad because it was her last apple. I get raw eggs and yogurt and cottage cheese and dog food roll and stuff in my Canidae. If she tries to give it to me straight now, I look at her like Hey! This is only a partial meal!

7:51 AM  
Blogger Ike said...

You are so spoiled. I just get some kibble chucked unceremoniously into my bowl. (and lots of treats)

10:15 AM  
Blogger Tadpole said...

I'm blogging about my treats tomorrow. It's going to be SO SAD after seeing all this stuff. *sigh*

11:00 AM  
Blogger Asta said...

your Mom is an extwowdinawy chef..that looks better than anything I've seen in all the fancy schmancy places hewe in NY...I'm dwooling a lot all ovew..I like apples ow any fwuit, but this looks even betterer
smoochie kisses

11:13 AM  
Blogger Marvin - Braveheart Hound said...

Those eatables looked incredables......sorry but I got carried away there looking at those yummy pics. Your Mum is really talented, she should write a Dog Recipe book.

drooling ......Marv xxxxxxx

2:19 PM  
Blogger Marvin - Braveheart Hound said...

ooooh just realised what I wrote there in my comment,

I meant your Mum should write a Recipe Book - cooking for dogs. Not a recipe book cooking dogs......

oh I am too confused now, going for a sleep!

2:21 PM  
Blogger Max & Molly said...

Wow we aren't sure we would like that. Mom say's it looks good though. She will probably fix it for us now. I hope we don't get runny poopoo from the apples

Max and Molly

3:50 PM  
Blogger Reina said...

Wow, i didn know melon can be turned into steak! How cool!

Your mum looks like a great chef! My mum hates it when i dun finish the food she prepare for me. Well, i say, go learn some decent cooking Mum!


7:34 PM  
Blogger Cubby said...


I need one of those murderers!

10:43 PM  
Blogger Marvin - Braveheart Hound said...

think I left more than one comment.....goin mad here in Scotland, sorry!

2:25 AM  

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