No FIGHTING

Mom said we are not allowed to fight on the blog because in her words, 'it is getting OLD'. Well, I think she is the LAST person to talk about anything getting OLD because she is practically a senior citizen. I really don't know what in the heck else to talk about? I was tagged for the time capsule game, but I am still thinking about it so I will do that later this week. SO since the only things I really like are picking on Tanner and FOOD I guess I will talk about food.

All the HUMANS said my dinner looked gross yesterday, so here is a pic for the humans of what my MOM ate:


She did share some of the brussel sprouts with us, but she didn't give us many because for some reason she said she should be allowed to eat a full meal of her own and she didn't steal any of our food. She also said Tanner has a bit of a weight problem.


Now, how am I supposed to post this photo and NOT make fun of Tanner? Look at his neck? or necks? or what in the heck his FAT ROLL!


I found this thing in the fridge, but it says chocolate. The Doof CANNOT stand to lose even one more precious brain cell so I guess I cannot give him any of this junk to help him lose weight. Maybe they make it in beef flavor?


Finally, you may not be aware of all of the recent food recalls but if you see something like this in your house I would immediately box it up and send it to me because I uh, think its probably very dangerous and um, detrimental to the safety of your humans and your own dog self. I will carefully test it and send any SAFE remaining leftovers back to you.