Tanner SUNDAY!

So LIKE check me out can you see me? I am on a SUnday because I had a FUN day with this big bottle that had some drinks in it but now its my toy.

Mostly I get some water bottles that are small and not hard to put in your mouth and chew up but then today I got this bottle that is like as big as ME and that was hard to bite.




I wold get it in my Mouth and then it would go like FLYING onto the floor and then I would have to jump down to get it and then jump BACK on the couch like a bazillioin times!


Can YOU see it under that table? ANd THEN I would go under that table and sometimes not be able to get out WITH the bottle and THEN I would get like SO mad, but not as mad as Joey gets because he is the angriest dog in the whole entire world except some dog named FIG who is called MEAN SISTER.

OMG and in that GLASS On that table that I am not allowed to go walking on my Mom put a guy named ARNOLD PALMER inside of her drink! Can you believe that?! SHe has some bottles in teh fridge that are brown and yellow and then she puts them in a cup with some ice and all of the sudden there is a fat old golfer inside her cup!!! My mom is MAgical.


SO FINALLY I would get it in my Mouth and i would be SO CITED I would make my eyes all big and then it would go shooting on to the floor again and Mom would laugh at me each time so SHE Is MEAN too.

Here is my Movie and it is called, I want you to go into my mouth dumb bottle not slide all over the floor and make me run around and chase you. This MOVIE is not so good because it is dark in my house in some rooms because it is the HOTTEREST ever outside.

I finally got that dumb bottle in my MOUth and then EVIL hand comes in and says WHATSSSUPPP and steals that bottle and makres me go chasering all over again and then there was laughing from mean magical mommy.