tanner day all day what a daaay!!

1. Your age?
3 YEARS OF TANNER!!

2. Your age when came to live with your people?
I was 2 years when I drove in the car to Arizona from OHIO.

3. What color is the collar you’re wearing right now?
It was like really nice blue and white and now its like brown and blue and white with some black and some other colors from the yard.

4. Who is your favorite person other than the people you live with?
OMG AUNT PATTY who got me out of dogjail and let me live in her house with her million other dogs and cats and uncle dick who has a beard that would win the beard contest that jackson is having on his blog if only he was a dog too!

5. How much do you weigh?
23 lbs and Joey said that is fat.

6. Most expensive thing you’ve ever chewed up?
woah, who KNOWS what I chewed at the OTHER house I lived at but so far I ate some button cord things for the game machine that hooks to the TV and I ate my uncles hat once.

7. Do you like other Dogs?
I LOVE other DOGS especially LILLIE.

8. Who is your best non-human friend?
DEFINITELY JoeY!!!

9. Squeaky Toys or Tennis Balls?
Squeaker toys for playing Tennis Balls for shredding into 2058 million itty bitty pieces that makes Moms mad!

10. Do you like to be brushed?
what? I don't know?

11. Peanut Butter or Cheese?
Holy SHI...CRAP I love them both so much do you have some for me if I finish all these questions?!

12. Do your people cut your nails?
LAST NIGHT they did this to me and I was like WTF PEOPLE this is like the crueltyness of animals and you should go to JAIL and hope AUnt PATTY can come get YOU out too!

13. Any formal education?
I learn a lot from JOEY and I came to my house already knowing SIT and SHAKE and um, that is about it. OH And I learn LOTS from TV!

14. Couch potato or Energizer Bunny?
OMG I GO GO GO GO GO GO FASTREST AND ALL THE TIME.

15. Five nicknames your people call you.
Tanno, Nanno, Nanner, NANO TECH, TEKKEN, LOG, Fat Log, Loggy, Tiny, Littles, how many is FIVE am I done? Sometimes I hear something called DOOFUS but I think that is just like Spanish for TANNER. I should ask that LIberty Princess Sparkle dog who is Mexican, maybe she knows?

16. What is your best trick?
Hmmm, I can um, I fall out of bed a lot!

17. Do you like kitties?
Oh yes I jsut love them!

18. What did you have for breakfast?
Brown food in my bowl

19. Can you hunt (aka have you ever killed anything living)? If so, what?
I one time got this bird and I put it in Mom and DADs bedroom and they said OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH TANNER WE LOVE IT. I think that is what they said?

20. When & why was the last time you went to the V.E.T.?
I have to go get my butt squeezed when it starts to smell like fish, so that was like NOT so Long AGO and Joey went too and sat out sided and made funs of me!!

21. Where do you sleep at night?
Oh right next to My MOMMY like right next, until I fall out :(

22. Do you like to swim?
I dont think so?

23. Can you make puppies?
I don't know, how do you do it? IS that like making POOPIES? i Can do that good!

24. Your favorite place to visit?
Grandma and Grandpa's house and then this shop my frind has called Chad who they always bring their dogs to work and we run around and then in the back is this big area full of poop and I love to eat it and then mom says NOOO and I say, whatever.

25. Do you give kisses?
YES!

26. Can you potty on command?
WHat?

27. To Cuz or not to Cuz?
I looove the CUZs that JOey lets me play with, but they are his and that is one thing I have learned since my education with JOEY started!


Here is a picture so you don't forget what I look like. THis is called playing with JOEY!