Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Saturday, August 25, 2007

cosmic bull pizzle

Today Mom went to the store where she gets our food and junk and came home with these delicious and fabulous treats for us. BULL PIZZLE!!!! This immediately made me think of my friend IKE. Well, it must have been a cosmic connection because Ike was busy starting up a contest over on his blog about ME! SO go to Ike's Blog and enter the contest. He is writing a song about me and you can add a line and win a FABULOUS prize!!! (I really hope he is giving Tanner away)

So now I need to share my pizzle pics!!

I have never seen a pizzle do this in real life, seems kind of painful, but I sure will eat it!!

This pic is in honor of Ike who has the most fabulous tongue ever.

Holy crap this is good.

The Doof got one too. Here he tries to wrap his entire face around it.

of course he has to yell WHATSSUUPPPP and try to high five the thing.

arrrrrrrr pirate tanner
And then he turns into some crazed pirate terrier.

I will be right here for the rest of the night. You better head over and add some lines to Ike's song!

28 Stains:

Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Joe
Those treats really look yummy!
I love the pictures of you two enjoying them!
I've already added my line to your song!
Have a good night

8:48 PM  
Blogger Luckie Girl said...

Hey Joey,
I have never seen a bull pizzle disguised as a pretzel before. Totally amazing...Now Mom says she'll never look at normal pretzels in the same light again.

8:53 PM  
Blogger Luckie Girl said...

Hey Joey,
Could you send me your address?

Thanks!!! :)

9:05 PM  
Blogger Gwyn Valentine said...

HI Joey, those things look good! And do you really want Ike to give doofu away as a gift? People might now want the prize u know? hehehe

Oh, can i have your mailing address too?


9:44 PM  
Blogger Lily said...

Mom won't let us have pizzles since she found out what they were. We had one once that gramma gave to mom to give to us, and my boxer sister Kylie followed mom around for DAYS, just staring at her and saying "You are awesome. You are the giver of the pizzle." But ya know, Kylie ate the pizzle, and then she tried to eat my head!!! I have scars on my head from the puncture wounds from her teeth, she has a new home with no other dogs, and we never get pizzles.

Peace, Love, and Bones,

9:49 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

you guys make the most amazing faces while eating, I never know if it's pleasuwe ow pain,heheh
the pizzles look like pwetzels,what's up with that??
You'we wight about apples,I've eaten them befowe,I don't know what Mommi's agonizing ovew, I think she's just neuwotic
smoochie kisses

9:51 PM  
Blogger Deanna said...

Love the pirate picture! And the high five!

10:12 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...


You better HOPE you never see a pizzle do that in real life! That could change a dog forever, man!

Just wanted to say, I love your perty white nails. Who is your manicurist?

Goob love,

10:22 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

Ooh, yummy. I will have muzzer check out Bark Avenue soonest. Thanks for the heads up!

10:52 PM  
Blogger Emily and Ike said...

HOLY CRAP! That looks like the most deliciousest pizzle ever! I wonder what the rest of the bull looks like.

11:13 PM  
Blogger powder-puff said...

hey JOE!!!

WOW thats the most amazing looking pizzel i have ever seen!!!

by the way it is perfectly normal to suddenly become a pirate when enjoying a good treat, so dont worry too much about tanner!!!

peace out

11:23 PM  
Blogger Jackson's J1 and J2 said...

Hey Joe, that pizzle certainly looks tasty. I was going to add a comment about your nails but I see that Stanley has beaten me to it! J1 says that your nails are better than hers! J X

12:42 AM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Oooooo, those bull pizzles look like pretzels to me! Yum! Oh, look at that doofus chewing his! He looks sooo engrossed with it, must be real tasty eh!?

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

1:09 AM  
Blogger ToFFee said...

I'll go over to Ike's blog..

that's some treat! I would love to grab it! drool!


1:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those bull pizzles look great!


4:04 AM  
Blogger wally said...

You've never had pizzle!??! You've been neglected!.


ps. Do you know who the STEALERS are playing tonight??? Go SEAHAWKS!

6:21 AM  
Blogger wally said...

P.S. Joe--this morning's Breed All About it on Animal Planet is Boston Terriers and they call them "America's Gentleman." I'm not sure Doofus is a BT (not to say that I'm a gentleman!)

6:33 AM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

OMdOG it's a pizzle pretzel!!! Woot!!! I'm headed over to Ike's, not you enjoy!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

6:35 AM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Wow! How long does something like that last for you guys?
Play bows,

9:39 AM  
Blogger wally said...

Joe--Sorry. I was still hung over when I posted this morning. The Steelers are playing the EAGLES. Fly Eagles Fly! I will try to sober up before the game--so I can start drinking again! Hee.


ps. I got a bully stick this morning and I haven't touched it. I guess I'm too much of a hipster--once everyone else started doing it, I couldn't...

9:52 AM  
Blogger Myeo said...

Those look real yummy. We have never seen those before.

Boy n Baby

10:13 AM  
Blogger Balboa said...

WOW, twisted bull pizzle, looks mighty tasty.

I laughed so hard at all the entries, I have to think of a good one later.

Frenchie Snorts

11:32 AM  
Blogger Suki & Joey said...

I love your "Holy crap! This is good!" picture! So cute :)

Yeah, I'd be concerned about a bull with a pizzle like that. Let's hope they did that to it AFTER he died...ouch.

Puggy kisses

11:38 AM  
Blogger Pugsley, Buster, Cricket & Daisy said...

Your treats look very delicious. We be green with envy cause we not allowed. Boo Hoo. Glad you at least got to enjoy them.

Pugsley, Buster, Cricket and Daisy Mae

12:56 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Um, okay. So, what exactly is bull pizzle? And is it what I think it is? And what does that mean if you and Doof are chewing on it? Is my head in the gutter? I did just two some major pornographic action at the dog park, so maybe it is. Holy x-rated afternoon! Why is it always the golden retrievers?

3:24 PM  
Blogger Mike and Mati said...

Yikes! Dad says we won't have any part of that. He won't let us have any treat that could upset the tummy! But you look like you are having fun with them!

3:46 PM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

Lucky lucky boys,We aren't allowed any because THEY think its gross...Oh man and shaped like a pretzel!!!!!! A+A

6:47 PM  
Blogger Comet said...

Those pretzle pizzles look really yummy. Our girl never lets us have things like that because she claims they stink up the house. Hope you both enjoyed yours.

7:30 PM  

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