Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Thursday, January 03, 2008

On a Mission!!!

I don't know if all of you dogs are aware that in addition to me being The Best, the Minister of Stains AND a great detective, I am also a trooper in the Army of Four. We have been assigned a VERY important mission.

WE MUST FIND BEAU! Beau went missing a couple of years ago and his family just can't wait one more day to find their dog so we HAVE to help!


Have you seen this guy? Do you know someone in Australia you can show his photo to? ANYONE?!

So we have a lot of troopers involved but we can use all the help we can get.

If you want the specifics about Beau and his situation, visit his Website.

We have a lot of troops involved and I thought we need some military intelligence to help coordinate this massive effort.


I have the luck of having quite a few Military reference materials in my extensive library. I also have Tanner. This has nothing to do with helping anyone, but do you feel my pain????


Do you feel it NOW?! Anyway, I can help us get wherever we need to go whether we need a tank, a plane, a carrier, a helicopter...


All of those books are about the military!! If any trooper has a question just ask so we can do EVERYTHING we can to bring Beau home. Oh, and PLEASE don't ask Tanner, he might try to rig your home with exploding tissue boxes.

25 Stains:

Blogger Peanut said...

That's lots of military books. Our boy would love those. Hey does your dad know what color the inside of a tank is? Hmm Hmm we do. :)

7:02 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Joe, I totally feel your pain. Tricky, the poodle next door, licks my ears all the time. I mean ALL the time. He even licks them on a walk. It's really obnoxious. Good luck with your mission! I was just thinking that the Ao4 helmet would match your detective coat really well.

xo
SB

7:12 PM  
Blogger River said...

You must be a member of the military intelligence with such an extensive library!!

River

7:52 PM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

Wow Joe...you are really prepared!!!

We'll totally find Beau now!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

7:54 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Joe!
Sure this mission is very important! Glad to have your skills and all that material to acomplish it!
We all want Beau to come home soon!
Nice picture of Tanner licking you!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

8:09 PM  
Blogger Patience-please said...

We are really pulling for Beau to get back home. Our Servant would be a total nutcase. TOTAL. NUT. CASE. (Well she already is but she'd be worse even.)

the whippets

9:31 PM  
Blogger Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh do you have wet ears now that Tanner licked it? Yeah that you're helping. I hope Mission Bring Beau Home will be a big success!

~ Girl girl

12:27 AM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

wowo joey you do have quite the library...i only read cook books...some are even used...those ones are the scratch and sniff kind....yummy...

12:40 AM  
Blogger Luckie Girl said...

Hey Joey,
You look ready for a war!

12:46 AM  
Blogger Simba said...

Thats a lot of books about planes and tanks and stuff. Are you agent F?

Simba xx

2:03 AM  
Blogger Harry said...

That is a library and a half there Joey! Yuck, how can you stand Tanner licking your ears, bleurgh!

Toodle pip,
Harry x

2:13 AM  
Blogger Maggie & Mitch said...

Wow, you have quite the library, Joey! We wanna ride in the tank!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

3:12 AM  
Blogger Grammie said...

Maybe you can borrow one of the tanks at the Patton Museum in your quest. What in the world is Tanner doing with your ear? Let's hope this is the year that Beau is returned home.

4:40 AM  
Blogger umekotyan said...

Bear hopes for the thing found early.
And, military material is abundant.
It is reliable joey.

from loved ume tyan

6:36 AM  
Blogger Hammer said...

Dear Joe
Thank you very much for your post and for joining the mission to find Beau. Your army intelligence and access to vehicles will be very important. Hobson, Rose and me are now official A04 Troopers but we're inexperienced, so we need all the help we can get. I'm trying to recruit more A04 Troopers in Australia. If I can't locate Supreme Commander Stormy, I'll paw my questions past you.
Thank you very much for caring. We are overwhelmed with the response to MO Bring Beau Home .. and this mission will not fail !!!
Have a great weekend.
Love from Hammer

6:37 AM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

We're gonna join the army too!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

7:38 AM  
Blogger Emma the Golden Girl said...

and the Canine Kids said,
We just love sniffing over here and reading about your adventures. We love the fact that you are on a mission to help Beau and you sure are prepared. We put the button on our blog too and we hope all of us doggie bloggers can find Beau.

9:12 AM  
Blogger Clover said...

Hi Joe,
Wow, you have a lot of reference materials! I will remember that if I have any questions.
I LOVE that picture of Tanner licking you! Aw! I am sorry, but it's cute.
Love Clover xo

2:27 PM  
Anonymous Marvin Braveheart Hound said...

We are with you Joe and Tanner!

Bring Beau Home!

We feel so helpless so far away, but we will do all we can.....

and your military books may help!

Plus Tanner's exploding tissue boxes......!

Love and Loyal Trooper Licks,

Marvin in Scotland xxxx

"BRING BEAU HOME!"

3:19 PM  
Blogger Comet and BLU said...

With all those smarts (and even Tanner) we are sure you can provide the support to find Beau and bring him home.
Comet and BLU

6:40 PM  
Blogger Emma the Golden Girl said...

and the Canine Kids said,
Hey Joe,
When you have some time off from your mission, sniff on over to our blog and we have an award waiting there for you.

7:38 PM  
Blogger Boo said...

joey, are you changing your mind about tanner? why are you letting him lick you?

wet wet licks

Boo

7:58 PM  
Blogger Jackson said...

Hey Joe, why is Tanner licking your ear, and more to the point, why are you letting him do it?? I hope you're not losing your angry ways. Paws crossed that 2008 is the year in which Beau is found! J x

7:11 AM  
Blogger Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

Thats a lot of information you got there.

Love
Boy n Baby

9:02 AM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

We are going to join in this quest boys.Perhaps Archie and Tanner could go on a mission together??Think about it Love Agatha+Archie

3:12 PM  

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