Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Tuesday, December 25, 2007


ITS TANNER TUESDAY AND THE DAY CALLED CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I woked up this morning and barfed all over the floor! YA! Mom saw lots of things in my puke that I never digested and she said oh JEEZ who fed you all that stuff?! whatsssuuuppppppp GRAMMA AND GRAMPA!!!!!

We went to the Gram and Gramps house today for CHRISTMASTIME!

We weared these shirts and it was pawesome. Mine says that I should be on the Not Tea list, thats fine, I don't like TEA anyway!

This is our human pup cousin and she only eats treats from a bottle. SHe also had one of those BINKY things like what Joey found the cats stealing. WE watched to be sure NO cats stoled her binky!!!

Her Dad sticked his tongue out and said WHATSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUPPPPPP Jameson!

She started to do that crying and then Joey said DONT CRY I give you kisses and she stopped.

We hoped you had one MERRY MERRY CHRISTMAS with your famlee too! Joe wants to say THIS:

Mom was planning on not starting her new food blog until January, but since she pulled a doofus move and posted comments using that blog name I thought I would tell you guys about it. The blog is about FOOD, which is her favorite thing besides dogs.

Check her out here if you want to learn about cooking and stuff:

Mom's Food Blog

31 Stains:

Anonymous grammie said...

Grandparents are great for giving you what you shouldn't have. That is part of their job, even if you barf. I will check out your Mom's blog.

6:53 PM  
Blogger Luckie Girl said...

Merry Christmas Tanner & Joey! I hope you two had an awesome time over Christmas!!

7:08 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

Oh puke on christmas what more could your mom ask for? Good job tanner. Merry Christmas to you and Joe and your mom and dad also

7:45 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Merry Christmas for you, Joe, Mom and Dad!
Barfing was your Christmas present for your mom! I am not so sure she was happy!
i hope you had a great time celebrating!
Have a good night

8:07 PM  
Blogger Eddie N Peaches said...

Merry Christmas Tanner & Joey. Cool shirts! And what a cute pup-cousin you have.
Whoofs & Baroos,
Eddie, Peaches, Bella and Lady, too.

8:32 PM  
Blogger Koobuss said...

Hi Guys,

Glad you had a nice Christmas. The human pup is cute. They can be a lot of fun. For one thing, they are the right size.

Love and Koobuss Kisses,

9:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Merry Christmas to you all - looks like you had a wonderful day and it's good to see Joe's softer side helping to settle little Jameson!!


9:32 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

Merry Christmas to all of you. Jameson is a cutie. And after all Tanner, what is Christmas for if not to Barf?


9:43 PM  
Blogger THE ZOO said...

Merry Christmas Joe & Family.

10:58 PM  
Blogger Holly said...

How sweet! And I love your sweaters!!

Merry Christmas Joey and Tanner!


11:00 PM  
Blogger Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

That is so sweet of Joey to give Jameson kisses and to look after her Binky!

Boy n Baby

11:13 PM  
Blogger 2shibas said...

We especially like the beer bottle sitting next to the baby bottle in picture #2! BOL!

It looks like you had such a nice holiday with your family! We hope you barf again tomorrow morning!

Merry Christmas!

Wiley & Fievel

11:46 PM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Those t-shirts are sooo funny! Cousin Jamesome is sooo cute! I just wanna lick his feet & hands! Hope you got lots to eat on X'mas! Merry X'mas to you both!!!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

1:26 AM  
Blogger umekotyan said...

Merry Christmas joey.
Happiness with wonderful family.
...wonderful... :)

from loved ume tyan

6:30 AM  
Blogger Mack said...

What handsome hounds you two are, especially in your Christmas T-shirts!
Hope your tummy has finally recovered from yesterday Tanner.
Having the pukeys is no fun.

7:28 AM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

Merry Christmas!!! Good job making Jameson stop crying Joe!!! Nice work! And thanks for sharing your Mom's Mom is really liking it!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

7:39 AM  
Blogger Patience-please said...

Jamison is such a beeeyooteeful baby. we love babies. soon she will give you guys Cheerios! gummy baby milk spit Cheerios are the BEST!

sorry you puked all the good stuff-
the whippet waggle

7:42 AM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Hey Doofus .... I mean Tanner .... I hope you had a great Christmas. I just knew Joey would be good at making babies not cry. I mean, who would cry with Joe around, giving kisses. I'm so impressed.

Try not to puke for Boxing Day. What good are all those treats if you don't keep them in your belly. Better they go out the other end ... but make it a solid, okay?


8:41 AM  
Blogger Turbo the Sibe said...

My Human likes food and likes to cook. She will visit your female human's food blog!

9:57 AM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

wow gramparents are is barfing...cuz it makes room for more stuff you cant eat...i was pretty good yesterday...with a whole lot of noisy people in my house i didnt steal too much food...but i had fun...i like your guys are too funny..

10:00 AM  
Blogger Ferndoggle said...

Hey! I barfed on Xmas morning too!! But I did it outside. Mom was very happy about that.

I (and Penny & Lola) hope you had a fantastic Christmas.


11:42 AM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

Well when you barf then you can eat more! Glad you had fum and PL2 is on her way to your Moms site because she LOVES food.Love A+A

1:01 PM  
Blogger Ben_Benjamin said...

HAha Tanner, thats how dad caught grandpa & grandma too. You seem to have a great xmas guys, merry xmas & happy happy tanner new year!!

5:11 PM  
Blogger Sitka and Tia's BLAWG! said...

Woooo Merry Christmas Joe and Tanner! I hope woo had a great Christmas Day. Tanner, I am sorry you got sick. Thanks for the heads up about your mom's blog. I saw her comment and wondered who it was... now I know :) The food looks GOOD!

5:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think I found Tanner's baby sister ...

I bet she didn't have as good a Christmas as you did ...

5:35 PM  
Blogger Petra said...

Aren't you special, Tanner Christmas Tuesday! I'm glad you didn't stay sick all day and srill had fun. Maybe your mom will come up with some good recipes to help you eat all you want from whomever you want (especially family members)and not get sick.

Merry Christmas to you & Joey!

7:09 PM  
Blogger Deefor said...

You guys look very festive. Red is your color. And what a cute baby. You took good care of him, Joe.

Happy holidays!


7:43 PM  
Blogger Comet and BLU said...

That was really sweet of Joey to give Jameson kisses to stop her crying.

Hope Tanner's tummy is better. It must be hard to not beg all the time with your mom's great cooking!
Comet and BLU

9:23 PM  
Blogger Lacy said...

woofies Joe and Tanner....Hopies u hads a verwy merry christmas...pssst Joe, Ivy mite need ur help again...check her out..

b safe,

10:37 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

I'm glad you had a vewy Mewwy Chwissmuss..that is a vewy cute hooman pup..doesn't look that much like you though, awe they suwe it's the same family???
I love youw shiwts,...Tannew,heheh gweat way to stawt Chwissmuss, bet youw Mom loved that,hehehe
don't eat all the tweats at once.they look pawsome, make them last!
smoochie kisses

11:51 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...


I thought that the OTHER shirt was supposed to be yours... you know, the one about eating Santa's cookies? You look festive and handsome either way.

All along I had a suspicion that Joey's kisses had comforting and/or healing properties! Glad to see him putting his lips to good use!

Goober love & Christmas smooches,

5:41 PM  

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