Get your Motor Running...
A lot of dogs have offered to protect me from my Doofus brother and his corn shank. I started to really worry but then I remembered some friends I have made since living in Arizona. I have to be very discreet about this as I cannot get these dudes, or myself, into trouble. Ya see, I am Joe Stains and excuse my HBO language, but I am quite a badass.
So I gave my friends a call...I can't name names...but maybe this pic will be a good hint...
I got dressed and waited for my friend, uh, lets not use names...
I don't want to show my face, ya know, just in case...
My buddy came over last night and brought my ride, he was making sure it was all tuned up for me...
So I will be here for a while, working out some protection plans and hanging with my dudes.
41 Stains:
Joe! You rock in that sweatshirt! It suits you. When are you getting your own hog?
And what's up with Tanner? Shanking you with that corn cob and sleeping with his eyes open? Spooky!
Mango
Cool Ride Joe! But I'm sorry you had to leave home to get away from Tanner. You are welcome to bunk here. There is lots of space on the Big Bed.
gussie
Whoa... Joe! I had no idea you are so connected!
I'm not sure if this will help or hurt our presidential campaign. But then again, I love to eat poo, so your extra-curricular activities shouldn't matter *that* much....
dude...could you be any cooler..man....my mom said when my sister was little...she took off out of the apartment they were living in...with no clothes on...and she found her next door to the building sitting on the back of a hog with a bunch of your friends.....they were really nice...thankgoodness..but man...they werent nearly as cool as our dude..joe(dog on a hog) stains....be still my aching heart
Hi, Joe!
Glad you have those good no-names friends to protect you!
You have the perfect outfit to hang out with them!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Joey, you fit right in with those friends of yours! When will we see you on a motorcycle?
Hey, if you ever need a new ride, Zorra could trick you out a bike.
Wow Joe, you ARE a badass!! Maybe I should come hang with you!
Holly
Lucky thing, you have some connections.
Love
Boy n Baby
Hey Joe,
Oh wow.. you look smashing.. I am sure Tanner must be so stressed when he saw your cool friend.
Wow Joe! Now you are part of an elite group "Dogs with Blogs on Hogs"
You are the coolest!
Clyde and Levi
Hey Joe...I am so envious of ur ride and ur cool new duds...u are one badas* dawg...I felt for ya with the corn remnants and slobber on ya...that was grooooooooooossss.
You can ride to the Burg if ya wanna get some grub...Primantis?????
Scruffy
Sweet shirt, dude. Mom was watching a show about prison today and thought long and hard about the shanks. It's a good thing you have some serious connections. It's a tough world out there!
Oh... I hope Tanner gets well soon so that you can go home. But it's cool to have your own security guarding you!
You look cool Joey.. Stay safe..
~ Girl girl
Wow Joe! You do have friends in high places don't ya!!! Will they help campaign for you???
Lots of Licks, Ruby
Cool man Joey, go Joey go!!
Good thing you didn't show your handsome mug... hells angels, you run w. a tough crowd!!
Loves,
Tofu
Hey Joe, it's good to know that you've got protection. Are you going to get some leathers? That would be coooool! J x
If you need anyone else to ride with, come by our house! Mitch and I can borrow dad's Indians!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Awesome shirt! We will still vote for you eventhough you have "connected" friends"
Many Sniffs,
Waylon & Willie
Woah Joah! See, I knew you should have that Harley collar. Damn my ma for being so mean.
But my mom says that if you get into organized crime, I'm not allowed to date you anymore. So if you do, you have to be really discreet about it, okay?
xo
SB
Wow, cool tee! Now, you're one of those biker boys...Ride those bikes carefully okay?
Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
Your shirt is cool! But at first I could not work out what you were sitting on, or whether it was part of you!!!!!!
Love the bike too.
Whatever it takese to get those votes, Joe Stains....
How cool are you. Fat fat Daddy use to have a Harley, it was sooo loud.
Simba xx
Do you belong to ABATE and do the toy run also? Did you get to meet Sonny? You are truly a dude to be admired.
Joey, you most certainly are one great badass! Those guys are good to have around. Your little guardian angels.
Sherman
Hell's Angels? I'd go with Charlie's Angels. The original ones.
wally.
Joe,
You are one badass mofo!
Woof,
Ralph
Can I join? I have a mean growl and I want a shirt like that. You look baaad.
Deefor
I will never be as cool as you, Joe Stains.
Ike
Joey, it looks like those guys will be great protection against Tanner's corn shank. Do you think you can get them to break us out of the pokey? We're currently on lockdown.
Comet and BLU
woofies Joe and Tanner, u lookies pawsome in ur shirt and dat a big bike...me seed the evidence of Tanner and his corn cob....
b safe,
;)lacylulu
dude! i really didn't believe that Tanner was going to do anything nasty to you until i saw the kind of protection you got! look at the muscles on your.. err.. friend, and look at that badass bike! you just hang out there until Tanner jabs himself with the shank and your mom throws it away
love..
chiyo
OMD Joey
you suwe awe connected..You know thewe is a baw up the stweet fwom me called Hogs and Heiffews, um I think I've seen some of youw fwiends thewe..I think you awe definitely safe!!
smoochie kisses
Asta
Joey!
After the near-death antics of the Doofus, I'm glad to see that some trustworthy dudes have your back.
By the way, you don't have to remind ME that you're a bada$$! That's been pretty evident from DAY ONE!
Goober love,
Stanley
Joe, your friends look like fun dudes - are they coming to the Super Bowl party? I think I would cheer for whoever they cheer for. :)
My previous humans had a hog but they were definitely not badass. They were pretty old.
Your friend, Lenny
Too @#^%%$*%$@# cool. Man you are the man,the one,the kid with all the fun.We are honored(uh joey could you get them to talk to the people who messed with Archies knee caps)to count you as a friend(he won't name names but it is something to do with a chewie and some cookies) Love Agatha and Archie(I'm fine Joey,DON"T SAY ANYTHING)
Oh Joey
I have the same t-shirt!!I need to dig it up to show you!!!
I can borrow daddys bike and come and meet you.I do not belong to a gang though!!!!
Frasier
and the Canine Kids said,
Hey Joe, you look way cool. When you ask for protection, wow, you've got the best. We wish we had buddies with rides like that.
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