Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Possessed Doofus!

So I was just relaxing in my sleeping bag last night...

Thinking about life, the election, Sophie...

I was just enjoying the silence when I was interrupted by CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW...

Yep, the Doofus just could not leave me alone to enjoy my own private thoughts.

I couldn't handle the chewing a minute longer so I jumped up and said WOULD YOU KNOCK IT OFF DOOFUS?!?!??!!!!

Finally he went to sleep. Then I think he was taken over by some evil demon again or this video! He is sleeping with his eye open, making all kinds of strange noises and shaking the whole bed...


44 Stains:

Blogger Waylon & Willie said...

Your brother is such a mess - just like my bro do you sleep with a demon doofus?

6:40 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

That is too funny! Tanner really is a doofus. I would never freak you out like that. At least my snores and soft and pretty and when I dream about chasing rabbits and killing squirrels, my eyes are closed.


6:54 PM  
Blogger Ferndoggle said...

FREAK OUT! I think that Doofus is really Lola with some black on her!! She makes those horrid noises when she sleeps and keeps her eyes open. They're possessed I tell ya! POSSESSED!


6:59 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

Oh my dog Joe. I know Peanut thinks I am like the doofus but let me tell you that he sleeps and sounds exactly like tanner. Scary Scary.


7:20 PM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

OMD OMD Joe run. Or go hide in your sleeping bag!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

7:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think he is definitely possessed!

8:11 PM  
Blogger ODIES said...

doofus Tanner giving you a hard time? you chould get a doofus proof lock so he cant fallow you around and be an annoyance.


8:18 PM  
Blogger vix said...

OMDOG I just lol'd like I have never lol'd before!

8:33 PM  
Blogger Two Wild and Crazy Guyz said...

OMD Joe! We can't stand it! We would have wet our pants if we were wearing any! That last picture of you is priceless!
Ozzie & Rocky

8:34 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

let's just thank Dog that he and Teka cannot breed.


8:36 PM  
Blogger powder-puff said...

Hey Joey!!

WOWZA your doofus has the demon snore!!!

That video was extremely SCARY, i might even have nightmeres now!!

Lots of love!

peace out

8:36 PM  
Blogger Izzie said...

Personally, Joe, I think you have
the most expressive face I've ever seen!

8:39 PM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Oh gosh, Tanner's eyeball was rolling around. That was scawie! Hahaha, I like that expression on your face in the last picture Joey. That cracked me up!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

8:50 PM  
Blogger Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

Oh my doG! Tanner eyes is so scawy when he sleeps. He looks so demonic. We would be real scared if we were in the same house as him.

Boy n Baby

9:09 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Joe!
Watching that video I can understand why you are so scared!
You are right. Tanner is possessed!
Be careful!
Kisses and hugs

9:18 PM  
Anonymous chiyo said...

oh geez they never told your mom all this about Tanner before she agreed to adopt him, did they? HM tells me that in hoomans, rapid eye movement during sleep is a sign of deep sleep. but i don't think that's what's happening here with the doofus.


9:35 PM  
Blogger Girl Girl Hamster said...

You sure look very scared in the last photo. Tanner looks scary... I hope he's ok now

~ Girl girl

9:46 PM  
Blogger Boo said...

joey, r u calling anyone over to get rid of the monster inside tanner? poor tanner.

wet wet licks


9:56 PM  
Blogger Patience-please said...

We are going to have nightmares tonight. we are scared. we are very very scared...

the w-w-whipets

9:57 PM  
Blogger Luckie Girl said...

He looks like he's having some really erm..disturbing dreams!

11:48 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

That would scawe me to he OK??
I mean that sewiously..I mean even fow a doofus this is weiwd.

I love that last pictoowe..I wish I had a sneeping bag..I'm exhausted fwom all my wunning awound..I need a good west..
btw, you can come hewe to sneep, I don't snowe, and I'm pwetty cose to montweal, well at any wate closew than you

smoochie kisses

12:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my dog that snoring is soooo loud - I think it would've been more peaceful listening to him chew!! That eye is just way too freaky - I'd look like you too Joe!


1:15 AM  
Blogger Huskee Boy said...

Hi Joey,
I feel for you... It's totally freaky the way Tanner sleeps!

1:52 AM  
Blogger Simba said...

When his head starts spinning, run!

Simba xx

2:16 AM  
Blogger Maggie & Mitch said...

Mitch's eyes roll around like marbles in his head when he's possessed too! heheheh Good video, Joey!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

3:42 AM  
Blogger The Airechicks said...

OMDog Joey - That was FUNNY!!!

Tanner might need to see a specialist - That's just not RIGHT!

We LUVZZZZ you last pic - yelling for Mom & Dad to rescue you...

We think it's time for your OWN ROOM!!!

5:40 AM  
Blogger umekotyan said...

Tanner in the sleeping-bag seems to be pleasant ..doing.. ..doing...
It opens one's eyes and and it is dexterous ..sleep...

Spend a wonderful weekend too good in the sleeping-bag.

from loved ume tyan

6:16 AM  
Blogger Harry said...

Now I'm going to be twitching in my sleep having nightmares about that video!!!

Toodle pip
Harry x

8:48 AM  
Blogger ChaChi Lu said...


When I clicked on your video, ChaChi woke up from her nap and poked her head out with "WHAT IS THAT?" look on her face.



9:12 AM  
Blogger wally said...

Time for an EXORCISM!


10:06 AM  
Blogger Lady Kaos said...

Those noises are very un-natural! Becareful Joe!!

2:02 PM  
Blogger Petra said...

Tanner is hilarious! Sometimes I twitch like he does but my snore doesn't match his.

Joey, I hope you didn't have to wait long to get rescued. You look terrified in that last picture.

2:32 PM  
Blogger Toby said...

Hahaha, Tanner is hilarious!! Although the wide-eye snoozing thing is a bit scary. Ok, its really really scary!!


4:17 PM  
Blogger Frasier said...

Oh man!!!
Your mommy is a genius!!!
Those are great pictures and video!!

4:52 PM  
Blogger Ike said...

Don't worry dude, he was probably just dreaming about getting in the trash.

6:01 PM  
Blogger Cubby said...

That is freakin scary!

11:58 PM  
Blogger Snowball said...

The way Tanner snores is really scary. No wonder you got so shocked.

Peeesss: Tanner's Mickey Mouse Tshirt was bought together with River's cos when we saw it, Tanner's barkday was just round the corner and we thought it will look good on both the boys so we bought 2 at the same time. I hope Tanner dun mind about it.


2:28 AM  
Blogger Suki Sumo said...

That is quite a sight. You don't have to sleep near him every night, do you!?

8:19 AM  
Blogger Marvin - Braveheart Hound said...

oh Joe, what a laugh! The Doofus snoring with one eye open.

No wonder you were scared.......

love and many laughing licks, Marvin xxxxxx

9:20 AM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

WHAT IS HE DOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Love A+A

9:56 AM  
Blogger Comet and BLU said...

Ha! Loved that last picture of you. That expression says it all! It is pretty freaky the way Tanner's eye rolls around while he is snoring.

11:45 AM  
Blogger Deefor said...

I would NEVER sleep with that in the house! Tanner is scary. No wonder you have that scary face.


7:15 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Video proof of Tanner's Doofusness. His is a DEEPLY INGRAINED Doofusness, and may require professional help. You've got to admit, though, he's pretty entertaining once in awhile, in a creepy way.

Goober love,

8:12 AM  
Blogger -The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

Joey, our mommy almost fell off of her chair cuz she was laughing so hard, haroo HAROO!! She says that Tanner snores like our daddy does at night. No wonder you don't get any sleep. Maybe he needs a breathing machine like our daddy has. It's so funny - we call him elephant-face when he puts it on.
-Cosmos & Juneau-

3:14 PM  

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