Tanner is trying to kill me!
I am now 100% convinced Tanner is trying to either kill me by never letting me get any rest or by shanking me with that stupid slimy disgusting corn shank!!!
He got it all nice and sharpened and then look at this...
He jammed it right into my side!
And look at all the corn bits and slobber he left all over me! I need a vacation!
35 Stains:
Joey! Tell your mom you need to come stay here this week and help with planning for the sooooper bowl!
gussie
Joey:
When do you and Tad start your road trip for the election maybe
Mom can stay home with Tanner and you and your boys can jump the bus......
That was DISGUSTING ..but Tanner does look like he's enjoying himself.....
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Don't go in the shower or out to the exercise yard with him. The shanking always happens in one of those spots. Sometimes in the lunch line, but I think he would be to absorbed in getting to eat to hurt you there.
Tanner!! WHATSUPPPPPP?
Why are you trying to hurt your brother? He is your friend. That is what MY mom says when she sees me picking on Mr. Whiskers....
OMG, what a slob! How do you stand him?! You can come here for a vacation anytime you want to Joey!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
and the Canine Kids said,
Hey Joe, come visit us any time if you need a vacation. We'd love to have you and we can promise you peace and quiet and relaxation.
Poor thing. We don't think Tanner is really trying to hurt you though. He's just messing with you.
My brother has a corn shank too. I understand how gross it is. Sometimes I try to take it away but Mommy always breaks up the fight and takes the shank away.
Clyde the Boston Terrier
Wow, you are totally right, Joe. He is a crazy guy. But why don't you just shank him right back?
Poppy
Joey, does your brain hurt? Cuz mine would if I had to listen to that corn gnawing all night!! I feel for yah man!
Tobes
wow joe...i think next time tanner sleeps you should hide that shank...i mean corn thingy...maybe trade it for a stuffed corn or something...i doubt the doof willknow the diff
eek! eek! eek! psycho! :P just joking but i would get a lock and lock him out of the room!
odieo
Hi, Joe!
Sure Tanner is working hard creating a new weapon!! And taking you with him in the intent!
Shake yourself all those bits and go to sleep in your sleeping bag!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Ick, that's as bad as having CC-man drop crumbs and poop on my back!
Joe,
My sympathies go out to you, for having to live with that!
That corn was ......VERY slobbery, but tanner seems to find joy in it!!
Lots of love!
peace out
puff
Hey Joe, my advice is don't turn your back on him, he clearly means business with that corn shank. I think you need some protection. My rates as a bodyguard are quite reasonable! J x
Oh my dog Joe I think you need to employ a bodyguard pronto!!
River
OMdoG, I couldn't stop laughing watching Tanner chewing his corn cob like that. He sure was soooo engrossed with it! Joey, you look really annoyed & pissed lying down beside him. Why didn't you kick him off the bed or at least moved somewhere else? Hehehe...
Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
poor joe... tanner had been too much..
u definately need some time off.... will u consider coming over to malaysia for a vacation?
and probably a bath too!!! and I know you don't like baths!!!
Lots of Licks, Ruby
OK so at the Super Bowl Party we pu Archie and Tanner together and they can both chew on their gross corn cobs and sweet potato things together and slime each other up rather than us.I truly feel your pain.Love Agatha (and Archie who is STILL trying to figure out how to unblock HBO)
What are you going to do to protect yourself?
Ike
oh my dog, the demon corn shucker strikes again.......
this blog is like a Stephen King novel, all over............
Nightmare in Joe and Doofus Street starring Joe (the victim) and The Doofus......as Tanner The Corn Shucker..........woooooooo!
I am now hiding under my blankie!
Yikes that Dude Doofus is scary....
love and frightened licks, Marvinxxxxx
pee ess My Jeannie says to tell your Dad she is glad he likes the Highland Park, there is plenty more here where that comes from!
We think you only have to be afraid of the corn shank if Tanner chases after you with it while he is doing that freaky snoring eye rolling thing. That would be scary! Otherwise, it is just annoying.
Comet and BLU
Joey
That sound would dwive me totally cwazy ..you do need a vacation..I think Moco's advice is vewy good watch youw back Joey
smoochie kisses
Asta
I think in prison law it's something like a shank for a shank. Are you not into corn? I need to get my paws on some of that corn stuff. My parents can't find any - where did your mom find yours?
Watch your back!
Joey! Attempted murder by slobber!!!!
hehhehe
Loves,
Tofu
You need to be Vice President, then you could put an official stop to all his madness.
And Moco's right - stay away from the showers and the exercise yard with him... I know; I have prison experience. Working there, not an incarceration.
I think it was exceptionally brave of you to stand your ground and refuse to move. You don't want to show any weakness where these psychotic corn-shankers are concerned.
Pee S: I have hidden our corn so that IT can't sharpen the shank any more than he already has....
Joey
Come stay with me I'll pwotet you
smoochie kisses,Asta
I can't believe Tanner jab you with that corn shank... that's scary....
~ Girl girl
HOLY DOGNESS!! Look at the point on that thing!! Watch out Joe! We wouldn't want the future vp to be killed before he can take office!! The secret service should probably be warned about the doofus!
Kaos
Hey there Joe!
Ew, that looks gross what Tanner did to you. You not only need a vacay but looks like you could also use a tissue.
Nubbin wags,
Ginger
oh no... Tanner is making another weapon. Good luck to you, Joey.
Luv
Snowball
Poor Joey! Darn that doofus!
Joe,
Maybe the Doofus could go into business designing shanks for the prison population of your fine state... and LEAVE YOU ALONE!
Whoa! I love the Doof, but there's only so much a big brother should have to put up with.
Personally, I think you should steer him from his life of crime. You know... kind of a "scared straight" campaign or something.
Goober love,
Stanley
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