BUSTED!

Tanner is home, but boy did he have an adventure getting here. He told me all about it but some of it I had to wonder if it was true.

He said he took Teka's advice and just got in and floored the Mustang in drive. Well, the place where the auction is held is on the outskirts of town near the desert. He went as fast and as far as he could until finally he got his car stuck.

Then he said that out of nowhere this BEAUTIFUL babe starts walking toward him and he couldn't even believe it. Well, I sure as heck don't know if I believed it but then I saw this:


He wasn't lying, holy COW do you see that babe and what she is wearing?! Well this babe was travelling with a whole jeep full of babes who were on the way back to Scottsdale. Tanner told them he had to get home REALLY fast. He left a note in the Mustang to ask whoever finds it to return it to Mr. Barrett Jackson.


The babes knew Tanner had to get home fast so they floored it. Well, the police pulled them over and totally BUSTED them. But Tanner explained his situation and the officer took sympathy on the little Doofus and offered him a ride home.

SO this is what came pulling up to our house!!


The police said he heard about me and the Dogs with Blogs trying to find Beau and that we could use this thing anytime if we needed it! I wonder how he'd feel about giving rides during the super bowl party?!

Mom was NOT happy and asked Tanner how in the world he expected to pay for the Mustang and he said that its ok that John Hancock is paying. She said, WHAT? He said when the bidder's assistant walked up with the paper work she said ok, put your John Hancock right here and he signed JOHN HANCOCK. I don't know if this was an act of Doofusism or genius. SO for now he is not in financial trouble but Mom is STILL not happy. He is currently resting in his little house. I tell you what, I have NEVER done something as bad as this. That is why I am the BEST.