Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Wednesday, January 16, 2008


Tanner is home, but boy did he have an adventure getting here. He told me all about it but some of it I had to wonder if it was true.

He said he took Teka's advice and just got in and floored the Mustang in drive. Well, the place where the auction is held is on the outskirts of town near the desert. He went as fast and as far as he could until finally he got his car stuck.

Then he said that out of nowhere this BEAUTIFUL babe starts walking toward him and he couldn't even believe it. Well, I sure as heck don't know if I believed it but then I saw this:

He wasn't lying, holy COW do you see that babe and what she is wearing?! Well this babe was travelling with a whole jeep full of babes who were on the way back to Scottsdale. Tanner told them he had to get home REALLY fast. He left a note in the Mustang to ask whoever finds it to return it to Mr. Barrett Jackson.

The babes knew Tanner had to get home fast so they floored it. Well, the police pulled them over and totally BUSTED them. But Tanner explained his situation and the officer took sympathy on the little Doofus and offered him a ride home.

SO this is what came pulling up to our house!!

The police said he heard about me and the Dogs with Blogs trying to find Beau and that we could use this thing anytime if we needed it! I wonder how he'd feel about giving rides during the super bowl party?!

Mom was NOT happy and asked Tanner how in the world he expected to pay for the Mustang and he said that its ok that John Hancock is paying. She said, WHAT? He said when the bidder's assistant walked up with the paper work she said ok, put your John Hancock right here and he signed JOHN HANCOCK. I don't know if this was an act of Doofusism or genius. SO for now he is not in financial trouble but Mom is STILL not happy. He is currently resting in his little house. I tell you what, I have NEVER done something as bad as this. That is why I am the BEST.

40 Stains:

Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

That does he do it!!! Let's just hope the mustang people don't read your blog or they might try and find him!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

1:42 PM  
Blogger Clover said...

hahahah.... Tanner... he looks so cute in all the pictures!
Love Clover xo

2:03 PM  
Blogger Tofu Burger said...

Oh Joe! That brother of yours is crrrrrraaazzzy! heeheheheh


3:57 PM  
Blogger Patience-please said...

No way!!! Tanner is SO NOT allowed EVER to drive the Whippet Wagon!
Joe Stains you have your work cut out for you...

wide eyed wags from the whippets

3:57 PM  
Blogger Maddie & Frankie said...

Tanner is a wild and crazy Guy!

Waaaay to go Tanner, what an adventure.......Now you should stay at home and prepare for the big Superbowl Pawty, it will be here in no time!

Maddie the Chocolate Labbie

4:04 PM  
Blogger Petra said...

I have NEVER heard of such an adventure. Never! This is one of the best stories I've ever heard.

4:05 PM  
Blogger Maggie & Mitch said...

OMG Joey! I don't know how you keep your sanity with him around!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

4:10 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Joe, you are the best. But look at all the fun adventures the Doofus is having. He met babes, drove a new car, got picked up by the fuzz... Whoa. It's like he's a secret agent or something.

Goober love,

4:31 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

I still say that he and Teka would make quite a pair. I just don't know any saints that could put up with the two of them, so the world is safe. Sort of. That desert police van is cool! Maybe we could get folks picked up at the airport in that! Beats the gusmobile hands down.


4:35 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

i dont know joe...what is he going to do with a bunch of people babes anyhow...they are over about we get the police tank thing and you come and get me and we will go for a ride tanner will never believe....

4:40 PM  
Blogger Lacy said...

woofies Joey and Tanner, Tanner mite b a little doofus but he does haff fun....

b safe,

4:53 PM  
Blogger COL. Sam ASTA-fari Joe H. Pinkerton Peabody, Esq said...

BOL BOL BOL. I cannot stop rolling on the floor laughing at Tanner!!! Maybe he and I can race for pink slips??

5:07 PM  
Blogger Tadpole said...

Hold on a second - why is HE having all the fun and you're sitting at home?!

5:27 PM  
Anonymous Nanny said...

Joey & Tanner

Tanner had a real ball and that comment about John Hancock nearly knocked me off the pooter chair I was laughing so hard.

Keep up the great blogging it just blows me away.

Hugs, belly rubs

Ruby's Nanny

5:33 PM  
Blogger Pacco de Mongrel said...

hey, we are thrilled to c that tank...

hope we can put it on good use..

thanks to the mr. policeman...

7:18 PM  
Blogger Ferndoggle said...

Tanner has totally been hanging out with some HOT chicks! He's a bigger stud than I thought. Impressive.


7:33 PM  
Blogger Boo said...

haha joey, don't you wish you went with tanner?

wet wet licks


7:40 PM  
Blogger Snowball said...

Tanner is definitely a genius! What an adventure he had! Pawsome!


8:10 PM  
Blogger Ike said...

This is an amazing act of badness. I am strangely jealous.

8:23 PM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

Archie said that if he wasn't on house arrest locked in the frigging laundry room(NOT TRUE) he would have been right there with Tanner and the babes....... Now,if we add Teka,what would that make? Love Agatha and the prisoner

8:40 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

we just don't know how tanner does it and how in the world did he know how to spell john hancock anyway? Did he learn that from HBO?

8:57 PM  
Blogger Suki Sumo said...


Also, great story... I really enjoyed reading about about Tanner's adventures with the cars and babes!

9:00 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Those things only happen to Tanner! Sure he has fun with all those adventures!
Kisses and hugs

9:04 PM  
Blogger Girl Girl Hamster said...

Woh Tanner sure does sound clever in some ways. Do you think the police would lend us that vehicle for pawtying?

~ Girl girl

9:15 PM  
Blogger Comet and BLU said...

Joey, you may be the best, but Tanner is getting to have all the adventures! Get in touch with your inner doofus and have fun!

9:16 PM  
Anonymous chiyo said...

HAHAHA John Hancock... silly Tanner. good thing he got home. i think that kinda proves that although he's fat, he's still kinda hunky or cute. he's got a whole jeep full of babes


9:31 PM  
Blogger River said...

Wow what an adventure the Doofus has had - so he gets to keep the car without paying for it in the end - that is clever!


1:16 AM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Oh Tanner, you've been busted! Who are those girls? Hope you didn't have tooooo much fun with them ha, hehe!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

1:44 AM  
Blogger Simba said...

I bet Tanner is having a really long nap now. Mummy says she thought teenage boys were bad, but is seems teenage dogs are worse.

Simba xx

2:04 AM  
Blogger Marvin - Braveheart Hound said...

Tanner is a bad 'un, but funny with it!!

He does look sweet in the pics though, I could forgive him anything!

love and licks, Marvin xxxxxx

2:07 AM  
Blogger Harry said...

That was some adventure! Something tells me he might be grounded in his little house for a while after this escapade!

Toodle pip,
Harry x

3:35 AM  
Blogger 2shibas said...

A Jeep full of babes??!?!? How does the Doofus do it? I hate it say it, Joe - but maybe it's time to ask Tanner for some tips? *cringing*


6:37 AM  
Blogger Hammer said...

Hi Joe and Tanner
Well, you bleu us away again. Helping us find Beau. Doing extraordinary things that you both do so very well.
These words seem so little but we say them from deep within our hearts ... THANK YOU !!!
Love from Hammer and his mum and his family xxxxxxxx

7:11 AM  
Blogger Balboa & Mommy said...

WOW, what an awesoome adventure you had Tanner, I am so jealous!!!!

Smart thinking not signing your name, your too cool to have to pay for a mustang.

Frenchie Snorts

8:37 AM  
Blogger -The Mullin Clan's Mommy- said...

That Tanner had a great adventure & knows how to 'woo' the BABES. Hope he gots sum email & telephone numbers so he could share wif his bruther, Joey.
-Cosmos & Juneau-

11:01 AM  
Blogger Scruffy & Lacie said...

Oh Joe...Tanner is such a...well...he's just Tanner, huh...

Great pix of him...especially with the babe...Maybe I need a Stang...

Poker here this weekend...lotsa burg food...and Seymour's pups are ready for the taking....take one.


11:48 AM  
Blogger Deefor said...

Tanner sure knows how to get around. That's a great adventure. Maybe his doofus thing is just an act.


11:53 AM  
Blogger The Airechicks said...


Joey - hope he didn't write his digits on the paperwork - or Mom's gonna REALLY be stiff....

Tanner you might want to book a little R&R time out of the house maybe at Grammie's...

But it was a great adventure....


1:42 PM  
Blogger Huskee Boy said...

OMdoG.. Tanner had a great adventure!!
Aren't you so gald that he managed to find his way home (or maybe not??)..
Poor 'Mr Hancock'.. *snigger*

5:33 PM  
Blogger Seadra & Zoe said...

You know, we were just getting ready to go to bed and decided to check you blog before turning in. This was the best laugh that we had all day. You guys rock!!! Thanks for always making us laugh.

Love, Seadra and Zoe

8:08 PM  

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