Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Thursday, July 05, 2007


SO yesterday was like the worst day EVER. I hate fireworks! BUT today look what Pappy's Fella made us!!!

Isnt that AMAZING! We are super heroes!!!! I love it, thanks Pappy's Fella!!!

That was me being not so super under my uncle's desk when the fireworks were going off. I HATE FIREWORKS!!!!!!!!!

Finally there is this video:

Mom and Dad got In n' Out burger and they left the fries on the table so they could give us some as treats later but I was so upset that they were up there that I sat there and made horrible pathetic noises until Mom gave me some. Do I know how to work it or what?

39 Stains:

Blogger Marvin The Dog said...

well, it sounds very tuneful to me over here in Bonnie Scotland!

I hate fireworks too, we have 'em in November to celebrate Guy Fawkes night, some geezer who tried to blow up parliament apparently.

I like your singing better than all those bangs.

love and licks, Marv xxxxx
ps thank you for the lovely poem you wrote me! I enjoyed reading that very much, it cheered me up no end!

love licks, Marv xxxx

12:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mom says she's super jealous out In-n-Out because they don't have those here in St. Louis and she loves them. I don't know what that is, but I think its super mean that they didn't share their french fries right away!

12:48 PM  
Blogger Melissa said...

Oh yeah you totally earned those fries!!! Good work!
China & Madie

1:00 PM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

You are a great super hero!!! Don't worry about hiding under the desk and not being so super. I wasn't feeling very Wonder Ruby last night either. But at least you gots some fries out of it!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

1:24 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

You are a super hero all right. That was some good whining for those fries.

1:47 PM  
Blogger Tadpole said...

Jeesh. I thought you were my sister for a minute in that video, Joe.

Except she wasn't the one freaking out about the shooting last night. That was me. All night long.

2:09 PM  
Blogger Evixir said...

Oh my god, Joey, you are too smart and manipulative. Wow. And look at Doofus Face not even noticing until you actually pointed them out to him. Figures. By the way, those are IKEA chairs, are they not? I have them too!

2:13 PM  
Blogger Toby said...

Wow, the superhero cartoon is awesome! So totally super cool of Pappy to make you guys that.

As for the horrible ear piercing noses that are coming out of you... how come Tanner is not helping?? He could at least put out a random bark here and there. He's just totally relaxing on the ground as you do all the darn work!! I hope you got more fries than he did!


2:32 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Ha ha! Cha Cha was flipping her ears about during your whole video, trying to figure out where you were.

Pappy's fella is super cool. What a great pic!

2:33 PM  
Blogger Boomer and his mom Carol said...

SWEET! Pappy's dad is so talented!

2:52 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

Joe, that was the most pitiful sound ever...I'm glad you suwvived the fiwewowks..and that you got some fwies eventually(I hope)

That super hero picture should go on your blog fowever, it's the bestest, now I know who to call when I'm in twouble
smoochie kisses

2:56 PM  
Blogger Maggie said...

Awesome work for getting those fries Joey! You even had me tilting my head and feeling sorry for you!
Pappy's dad is so talented with the computer! This is a keeper!

Love ya lots,

3:52 PM  
Blogger coco said...

that is pawsitively sad! everydoggy knows superheros must be fed a continual diet of fat-saturated foods like french fries in order to stay fit to bite the bad guys!!!

i hope they got the message or who knows where this world will end up next. coco

4:11 PM  
Blogger Seadra & Zoe said...

Love the super hero picture. You should frame that one.

Oh Joey....that is the best begging video we've ever seen. You do know how to work it!!

Love, Seadra and Zoe

5:17 PM  
Blogger Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

Good job for getting those fries.

Boy n Baby

5:38 PM  
Blogger Ike said...

OMG! Someone was shooting at me yesterday too!

5:55 PM  
Blogger T-man said...

Wow, that first picture looks so real. I can totally see you doing that in real life!

Your fries crying made me so sad. How can your mom be so cruel, and take a video of you at the same time. I hope you got to eat the whole thing later :)


5:57 PM  
Blogger Frasypoo said...

We have heard so much about In and Out burger and mommy is dying to have some !
Love the pic that Pappys fella made...

5:57 PM  
Blogger Luckie Girl said...

Hey Joey,
That pikture reminded me of TRANSFORMERS!! :) Oh wow, we have never heard of In & Out burgers but we like its name. It sounds like what goes in (our mouth) must go out (our butt).
You really worked it...I was so inspired after listening to you, I tried doing that too.

6:02 PM  
Blogger Boo said...

omDOG! joey, you know so well how to work the pathetic voice huh. but still your mom made you waited for 1.30mins! that's how long the video is anyway. she could have let you whine for like 5 mins before let you have some.

wet wet licks


6:55 PM  
Blogger Boo said...

btw joey, did i tell you the mustache entry, you look like a porn star!!!!

wet wet licks


6:57 PM  
Blogger Girl Girl Hamster said...

Woh you doggies are super hero.
Glad you got some fries Joey

~ girl girl

7:24 PM  
Blogger Huskee Boy said...

Loved the superheros picture! Captain Joey and umm.. Captain Doofus joing forces to fight off the evil alien!

7:32 PM  
Blogger BLU and Comet said...

We hate fireworks too! Glad you survived them and even got french fries. You two look pretty awesome as superheros

8:31 PM  
Blogger Eddie N Peaches said...

EXCELLENT JOB! Sometimes you just have to use tactics like that. Its sad, isn't it. Hee, hee, hee.

9:13 PM  
Anonymous chiyo said...

wow joe, even tanner didn't make that much noise! :p are you sure you weren't just in shock over the fireworks? :p


9:22 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...


You're pathetic... and a genius!!
No ploy is too low when fries are on the line.

What's up with the Doofus? Is he comatose? Did you stare him into a trance? Or, was he just worn out from exercising his super lazer vision?

That cartoon was killer! I totally loved it. Thanks for sharing.

Goober love,

9:41 PM  
Blogger Pacco de Mongrel said...

wow!! u guys d super hero....better than fantastic 4 n transformers

1:09 AM  
Blogger Oscar Airedale said...

Wow, that picture that Pappy's fella made is sooooo cool!

Nice working on bagging those fries.

Oscar x

1:16 AM  
Blogger Reina the Doxie said...

Oh those pictures are sooooooooooo cute!

1:16 AM  
Blogger Ben_Benjamin said...

Wah !!!
What a great picture. Pappy is soooooooo talent and you both do look like the super hero...hmmm than DOofus hero??

1:50 AM  
Blogger wally said...

That's a lovely noise you make. I hope you got the fries. I've never had In n' Out Burger. Sounds intriguing.


1:52 AM  
Blogger Suki said...

You SO know how to work it, Joey.

You guys have an In-an-Out Burger there? I am so jealous! I haven't been to one, and neither has my Mom, but everydoggy's like, all crazy over them.

Puggy kisses

P.S. That superhero picture ROCKS!

6:01 AM  
Blogger umekotyan said...

It is a sad cry of joey after fireworks. Meal might be waited for.

from loved ume tyan

7:24 AM  
Blogger Balboa & Mommy said...

If I call you can guys come over and use your powers on the big machine that takes the garbage away.

At least they could have given the fries immediately, to not share their food! hmph!

Frenchie snorts

8:03 AM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Joe: My mom would be putty in your paws. She sat here going, "Oh, poor Joey! Give the little guy a BURGER and FRIES!!!" You should come over. Really.

8:19 AM  
Blogger Desiree said...

Oh snap, that video was the most confusing time of Winston's life! He just looked around the whole apt. for that dog :) hahah!!
I love it. Poor noodle heads.


12:57 PM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Oh Joey, you sound like you've never been fed before. Were you really starving? Was it THAT bad? hehehe! And I like that cartoon picture of you both killing the robot. So cool!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

6:34 AM  
Blogger Dory and Liza said...

Good work on trying to wear the humans down Joe!! When my human started playing your video even I snapped to attention.

My only question - why wasn't Doofus helping you??

Love ya - Dory

4:16 PM  

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