Joe Stains is being left home alone
I have received some news from the parents today that I just do NOT like. Tonight they are going to see the Arizona Diamondbacks play the San Diego Padres and they do not have a ticket for ME! WHAT IN THE? I am the biggest baseball fan in this house and they didn't even get me a ticket. Do you know what they have at baseball parks? Hot dogs, Nachos, Pop Corn, Sausages, Cracker Jacks, the list goes on and on! Instead of going I will be stuck here with the DOOFUS.
Ya, that exciting little monster.
They better not mess around after the game, they better be RIGHT home to see me :(
I hope you are all having a better Saturday than me!
32 Stains:
Hi Joey...You need to find something to entertain yourself while the humans are away. Why don't you play some practical jokes in the Doofus or something.
Love, Seadra and Zoe
p.s. Maybe they will bring you home a hotdog or a autographed baseball.
Joe,
Hey I know what ya mean. My hoomans are going to the movies without me. and they went out last night without me too.
Paws & Kisses,
Maggie Rose
Joey: Some Baseball Teams (SF Giants and a couple others) have a "bark in the park" day where dogs can go. Unfortunately the Diamondbacks don't. Maybe we should start a campaign. Hope they bring some food home for you
Ooooooh. call the SPCA on them. Demand hotdogs.
My apes tried to get Phillies tickets this weekend but they are totally SOLD OUT because everyone wants to see them get their 10,000th loss!
wally.
Hey Joe: Is the game on TV? 'Cuz it would be way cooler to watch it in the air-conditioned house and have your mom and dad bring you home some snacks from the ballpark. I mean, if they need to relieve a GUILT TRIP or anything for not taking YOU with them. Just in case, you know. GUILT. Just if it happens to be there.
Play bows,
Zimmie
Ah gee Joe. Have you thought about having a rockin' party while they're gone? We can all come over and trash the place and then clean it up, fix the broken china cabinet, and shampoo the carpet all before they get back.
Yeah, my 'rents watch the Rockies
& they always leave me all alone
they eat lots of peanuts & cracker jacks
Sometimes I think that they'll never come back
so I poot poot poot all alone here
And hope that they'll bring me a ball
For its WAY TOO LONG to be gone from me - I'm hun-gry!!
Woo
Ginger
Hi Joey,
Mum and Dad needed time for themselves once in a while too you know?
I think they will bring back a hot dog for you if you are a good boy.
Luv,
Snowball
parents are just mean. Mine went out and hung out with the neighbors all night long last night and didn't take me. I hope they come home asap after that game and bring you something.
Are they gone yet? I'll bring the pizza if you supply the beer! Pawty time!!!!! whooooohoooooooooo
Love ya lots,
Maggie
Joe:
It's not like they are going to see the Yankees! Or even my favorite the Mariners. I hope you get lots of peanuts and crackers jacks when they come back, but then again some of those berries look good.
Peanut and Flash's Grammie
Poor Joe. That's terrible. We should call the humane society!!!
Lots of Licks, Ruby
Hey Joe,
I hate it when that happens too...
Sophie's right...Maybe you should give them a piece of your mind and show them what a party is really like..*sniggers*
hehehe.
Love,
Reina
WTF?
Ike
parents sometimes cant be understood...seriously dude...what the heck is wrong with them...who is going to eat all the hotdogs and nachos and stuff...man...they better bring you home something...but ....do you ahve the phone number for the pizza delivery guy?????
Maybe you could have your OWN pawty. I mean who needs the hoomans to be around to have fun?
dats juz not fair Joey!
i hope your hoomans made up by bringing back lotsa hotdogs!
Poor Joey - maybe they can leave the TV on for you if they are showing the game live? At least that way you won't need to entertain yourself with the Doofus :)
River
Oh No Joey,
HOW COULD THEY LEAVE YOU ALONE!
But did they leave the tv on for you to watch the live telecast?
:p
Love,
Reina
Hey Joe, pee all over the couch & poo all over the place to show how unhappy you are for not buying a ticket for YOU! And errr... doofus too, hehe! Just hoefully you won;t get in trouble & be put in jail.
Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer
Joey Dude,
That sucks big time I also hate
being left at home.
But I do not have a Doofus
I say they should take you
to a pet store and buy you
something.
Love and Licks
Texas (and his humans).
Joey
We're with Maggie - Next time call us and we'll bring the peanuts -
We'll all watch the game on the TV maybe we'll see your Mom & Dad on the jumbotron ...
oh, i'm so sorry joey. i hope the doofus left you alone!
wet wet licks
Boo
Joe & Tanner, Martha has tagged you to show off your smiles. :)
Joey,
Think of it as a chance for a little ME time. Maybe you and the doofus can make plans to booby trap their bed next time they have the audacity to leave you at home! Think strategically, man!
Goob love,
Stanley
Hi Joe
Why dont you dress Doofus up in a pink tutu and take pictures while the hooman are away ?
Frasier
I just realised that Daddy and step brother went to watch The Braves play in Atlanta,luckily mommy was at home and watched me sleep !
Frasier
::GASP!::
The nerve! Your folks actually have a life without you??? WTF?
Sherman
oh is cruel that u're left out for d game....
hey Joey.. you sound like you like the food they're selling more than the game itself!
hahaha
Aw, poor Joe! Maybe they brought you some nice food back. Did they? Did they?
Licks
Oscar x
the nerve of your parents to not take you, They BETTER bring you back something.
Frenchie SNorts
Balboa
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