Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Saturday, July 14, 2007

Joe Stains is being left home alone

I have received some news from the parents today that I just do NOT like. Tonight they are going to see the Arizona Diamondbacks play the San Diego Padres and they do not have a ticket for ME! WHAT IN THE? I am the biggest baseball fan in this house and they didn't even get me a ticket. Do you know what they have at baseball parks? Hot dogs, Nachos, Pop Corn, Sausages, Cracker Jacks, the list goes on and on! Instead of going I will be stuck here with the DOOFUS.

Ya, that exciting little monster.

They better not mess around after the game, they better be RIGHT home to see me :(

I hope you are all having a better Saturday than me!

32 Stains:

Blogger Seadra & Zoe said...

Hi Joey...You need to find something to entertain yourself while the humans are away. Why don't you play some practical jokes in the Doofus or something.

Love, Seadra and Zoe

p.s. Maybe they will bring you home a hotdog or a autographed baseball.

10:59 AM  
Blogger The Leskiw Gang said...

Hey I know what ya mean. My hoomans are going to the movies without me. and they went out last night without me too.
Paws & Kisses,
Maggie Rose

11:14 AM  
Blogger Gus said...

Joey: Some Baseball Teams (SF Giants and a couple others) have a "bark in the park" day where dogs can go. Unfortunately the Diamondbacks don't. Maybe we should start a campaign. Hope they bring some food home for you

11:16 AM  
Blogger wally said...

Ooooooh. call the SPCA on them. Demand hotdogs.

My apes tried to get Phillies tickets this weekend but they are totally SOLD OUT because everyone wants to see them get their 10,000th loss!


12:30 PM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Hey Joe: Is the game on TV? 'Cuz it would be way cooler to watch it in the air-conditioned house and have your mom and dad bring you home some snacks from the ballpark. I mean, if they need to relieve a GUILT TRIP or anything for not taking YOU with them. Just in case, you know. GUILT. Just if it happens to be there.
Play bows,

1:35 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Ah gee Joe. Have you thought about having a rockin' party while they're gone? We can all come over and trash the place and then clean it up, fix the broken china cabinet, and shampoo the carpet all before they get back.

1:43 PM  
Blogger Ginger said...

Yeah, my 'rents watch the Rockies
& they always leave me all alone
they eat lots of peanuts & cracker jacks
Sometimes I think that they'll never come back
so I poot poot poot all alone here
And hope that they'll bring me a ball
For its WAY TOO LONG to be gone from me - I'm hun-gry!!


1:45 PM  
Blogger Snowball said...

Hi Joey,

Mum and Dad needed time for themselves once in a while too you know?

I think they will bring back a hot dog for you if you are a good boy.


2:03 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

parents are just mean. Mine went out and hung out with the neighbors all night long last night and didn't take me. I hope they come home asap after that game and bring you something.

2:19 PM  
Blogger Maggie said...

Are they gone yet? I'll bring the pizza if you supply the beer! Pawty time!!!!! whooooohoooooooooo

Love ya lots,

2:38 PM  
Blogger Grammie said...

It's not like they are going to see the Yankees! Or even my favorite the Mariners. I hope you get lots of peanuts and crackers jacks when they come back, but then again some of those berries look good.
Peanut and Flash's Grammie

2:43 PM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

Poor Joe. That's terrible. We should call the humane society!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

3:36 PM  
Blogger Reina said...

Hey Joe,

I hate it when that happens too...

Sophie's right...Maybe you should give them a piece of your mind and show them what a party is really like..*sniggers*



4:34 PM  
Blogger Emily said...


6:40 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

parents sometimes cant be understood...seriously dude...what the heck is wrong with them...who is going to eat all the hotdogs and nachos and better bring you home something...but you ahve the phone number for the pizza delivery guy?????

7:30 PM  
Blogger Luckie Girl said...

Maybe you could have your OWN pawty. I mean who needs the hoomans to be around to have fun?

8:08 PM  
Blogger Ume said...

dats juz not fair Joey!
i hope your hoomans made up by bringing back lotsa hotdogs!

9:14 PM  
Blogger River said...

Poor Joey - maybe they can leave the TV on for you if they are showing the game live? At least that way you won't need to entertain yourself with the Doofus :)


11:34 PM  
Blogger Reina the Doxie said...

Oh No Joey,


But did they leave the tv on for you to watch the live telecast?


11:55 PM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Hey Joe, pee all over the couch & poo all over the place to show how unhappy you are for not buying a ticket for YOU! And errr... doofus too, hehe! Just hoefully you won;t get in trouble & be put in jail.

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

4:39 AM  
Blogger Texas's Mum said...

Joey Dude,
That sucks big time I also hate
being left at home.
But I do not have a Doofus
I say they should take you
to a pet store and buy you

Love and Licks
Texas (and his humans).

5:11 AM  
Blogger The Airechicks said...


We're with Maggie - Next time call us and we'll bring the peanuts -

We'll all watch the game on the TV maybe we'll see your Mom & Dad on the jumbotron ...

5:39 AM  
Blogger Boo said...

oh, i'm so sorry joey. i hope the doofus left you alone!

wet wet licks


7:44 AM  
Blogger Martha said...

Joe & Tanner, Martha has tagged you to show off your smiles. :)

7:48 AM  
Blogger Stanley said...


Think of it as a chance for a little ME time. Maybe you and the doofus can make plans to booby trap their bed next time they have the audacity to leave you at home! Think strategically, man!

Goob love,

3:59 PM  
Blogger Frasypoo said...

Hi Joe
Why dont you dress Doofus up in a pink tutu and take pictures while the hooman are away ?

4:07 PM  
Blogger Frasypoo said...

I just realised that Daddy and step brother went to watch The Braves play in Atlanta,luckily mommy was at home and watched me sleep !

4:08 PM  
Blogger Ferndoggle said...


The nerve! Your folks actually have a life without you??? WTF?


6:04 PM  
Blogger Pacco de Mongrel said...

oh is cruel that u're left out for d game....

7:38 PM  
Blogger Joey said...

hey Joey.. you sound like you like the food they're selling more than the game itself!

10:04 PM  
Blogger Oscar Airedale said...

Aw, poor Joe! Maybe they brought you some nice food back. Did they? Did they?

Oscar x

2:22 AM  
Blogger Balboa & Mommy said...

the nerve of your parents to not take you, They BETTER bring you back something.

Frenchie SNorts

6:32 AM  

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