Dinner has gone to the dogs

I am here to talk about FOOD. First of all, this is what I am getting as treats lately:


These snacks are for OLD MAN dogs. I am NOT an old man! Even though that bag says Trader JOES, I would much rather get the chewy bacony full of fat and not good for you at all snacks!

Another thing that disturbs me is that because of FAT FAT Tanner we get this now:



Granted this one has MY name on it too, but I can't help it if I am so famous people name stores after me. But LOW FAT?! I don't need this. Then Mom reminds me that the only reason I get these fancy meals is because of Tanner's broken butt glands and I have to admit she is right. Tonight she made a good dinner too!


There is some of that yogurt, some delicious berries, our supplement and our kibble! YUM


I gotta admit I LOVE Tanner's broken butt. If you are new to the blog, Tanner has problems expressing himself in the rear end department. Apparently his ummm excratory expressions were not enough to naturally expel the required um butt juice so Mom has to give us fruits and veggies to help bulk up his uhh ok POOP. I had to say it. We need to make Tanner's poop bigger! LOL! So we get lots of yummy stuff to eat. HOWEVER....


THAT is what my MOM ate for dinner. That sure doesn't look low fat. IN FACT you can see a little delicous bubble of fat on the side of that pork chop and OMG I am drooling so bad I have to look away.

hmph. I guess beggers can't be choosers as the saying goes.