we need a blast chiller

So earlier Mom was messing around in the kitchen, which she does a LOT. Usually she is making something for herself but we always hang out just in case she drops something. Today she got out this strange thing and started to fill it with things that we LOVE...

Banana....peanut butter.... yogurt....


Then she turned it on and it started growling and all that good stuff we love was being murdered. I remembered Wally and Sunshade talking about the various food murdering devices their parents have so I was beginning to wonder if this stuff was for me??


But I think Mom forgot to drop that stuff in that murdering machine and then she told me that those chicken pieces were HERS, what a jerk!!!!!!!


So then she poured the murdered food into these fancy mold things and then stuck them in the freezer!!


Excuse me lady, do you see us down here? Your STARVING dogs?! Then she explained that she made the homemade Frosty Paws recipe from Nanook's blog and we had to wait until they were frozen!!!


Are they done yet? its been like, a minute??


Then she started filling this little tiny tray up and I was like geez lady are you making frosty paws appetizers or what? She said that those were for Liberty! That tiny mexican dog again!


She is a mexican jumping bean! She might get weighed down with all that heavy ice cream! Then Mom explained it was non fat yogurt. DARNIT!!! Mom said I should be nice and share because that is what friends do. SO I guess I am going to share my stupid frosty paws and hope that Mom trips and drops that whole plate of chicken on the floor.