Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Say it aint so?!

So I have been noticing some unusual activity around Chez Stains so I figured I better bust out the old detective coat and see what the heck is going on.


This bag contains, magazines, a book, an ipod, a wallet and a phone. The front of the bag shows a bunch of animals in a bus... I think this means we must be going on a trip??


AH HA! A case full of clothes, very clever of Mom to not use the Black Box that all the other Moms and Dads use when they leave, but I am smart enough to figure her out. I wonder where we are going?!


WHAT?! I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE?!!!!!!!!!! WTF??? er WFT???? Mom and Dad are going to Mini Soda (that is Minnesota mr smarty pants - Mom) to see a wedding, WITHOUT US. We are being left at home with our uncle and we have NO choice in the matter. ME at HOME with the DOOFUS for 2 days with NO MOM AND DAD. Our uncle will be here and our friend Jeff is going to come by and make sure we can go out and pee and poop while uncle is at work on Saturday. I can't believe this BULLCRAP. So they leave tomorrow night at like 10pm and come back Sunday around lunch time. Mom said that is NOT a long time at all, but are you KIDDING ME.

I can't take this. We have been tagged for some more games but I will have to try to do them tomorrow, I am too upset right now for games.

32 Stains:

Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

Poor Joe...better pee in the box with wheels all over the nice clothes for the wedding. That will show them!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

6:54 PM  
Blogger Holly said...

Oh, minni soda?? Say hi to Tasha and Eva, that's where they live!!

Holly

6:56 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Joe. I feel so sorry for you. Two long days. Take a deep breath, there is nothing you can do about it. Be a good brother with Tanner.
Have a good night
Lorenza

7:18 PM  
Blogger Boo said...

joey, u think u can hide inside the luggage since u found out their plan?? quick hide before they notice.

wet wet licks

Boo

7:45 PM  
Blogger Ben_Benjamin said...

Joey, is either you take out all the clothes in the suit case & put yourself into it or you put DOOFUS in it so you can have a peaceful 2 days at home....but I prefer the 1st one....or or you chew on all the suit case or bag you have at home so they cannot go anywhere. wuahahahaha

7:52 PM  
Blogger T-man said...

OK boys, don't despair. Just think of what you can do with an empty house......PARTY!!!!!

8:26 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

T-man is so right. You can so have a huge party in that house. Go for it Joe.

8:37 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

Hey: Minnesota, land of a whole big damn bunch of lakes. God's country, according to muzzer and Dad. won't be too bad. You can call us if you need
something.

Do the pity thing. Score more treats.

8:59 PM  
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8:59 PM  
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8:59 PM  
Blogger Luckie the Dachie said...

Hey Joey,
What's a wedding without the both of you??? But your mom sure is smart to use a RED suitcase instead of the standard BLACK ones...

9:13 PM  
Anonymous chiyo said...

joe that doofus face is soooooo tanner!

poor thing you two. but you don't want to go with your mom and dad so you will have to stay at home alone then.

love..
chiyo

9:29 PM  
Blogger Cubby said...

That's a long way away! Poor Joey!

I really like Tanner's stripey collar!

9:47 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

oh uncles would be fun...you can get in to all kinds of trouble with your uncle and his friend...i say it is party time at your castle joey...show then how you can have a good time without them...

10:18 PM  
Blogger Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

Quick! Bring out the mini-me and hide in the box. U think your Mom will notice that?

Love
Boy n Baby

10:46 PM  
Blogger Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh no. That doesn't sound fun at all, why can't you go. Is there lots of soda in mini soda??


~ Girl girl

11:11 PM  
Blogger PreciOus said...

Hi Joe,

It may not be such a bad thing. Imagine all the trouble you can get into and your mom won't know whether it's you or Tanner did that! I say, it's PARTY TIME!

Snuggle,
Precious

12:09 AM  
Blogger Simba said...

Hide in the suit case, they need someone to carry rings at the wedding. mini soda sounds yummy.

Simba xx

12:54 AM  
Blogger Oscar Airedale said...

Oh Joey, you poor thing! I know mum and dad are going to a wedding in June but I haven't dared ask what is happening to me when they go yet!

Licks
Oscar x

1:38 AM  
Anonymous Pearly said...

Two days... ok not so bad but still long! Wish they can take you... :|

2:35 AM  
Blogger Herbie said...

Poor you! I totally understand how it feels! Everyone goes on holidays except us dogs, who rightly deserve a break!

2:50 AM  
Blogger Maggie said...

Hey isn't that where Lilly lives? Tanner must be major upset at not being able to visit her! Wait till she finds out!

Love ya lots,
Maggie

2:52 AM  
Blogger Suki said...

Mini Soda? I have never heard of such a place. Then again, I haven't done much travelling!

Sorry you guys have to stay behind. Think of something destructive to do while they're gone, k?

Puggy kisses
Suki

4:43 AM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

I'm with Ruby. Pee in the box.

5:08 AM  
Blogger Dory and Liza said...

Oh Joe -

We are so sorry. my humans went to a wedding recently too. At least I was left with Gramma!!

All I know about weddings is dad says the food was bad when he came home - so maybe it's a form of punshement that we are luck not to participate in!?!

Love Dory

6:21 AM  
Blogger Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

Make sure you get lots of real good cookies when they come home Joey!

Bussie Kissies
Buster

6:57 AM  
Blogger Butchy & Snickers said...

Poor Joey,
Left all alone with the Doofus, tee hee! Tell your Mama & Papa that we will wave up at them when they fly over us in Iowa. We have tons of aeroplanes fly over us daily cause we are only 9 miles north of the Waterloo airport & the Mini Soda planes usually go past us too. We hope they have a very safe trip!
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers

8:35 AM  
Anonymous fig said...

Wow you are upset - you took off your detective coat and threw it behind you! I throw things around too when I'm mad.

10:21 AM  
Blogger Quinvale AstaLaVista Baby said...

G'day Joe, I like your little detective coat. Mum always hides her box with wheels from me because her other WFT Caesar always made a poo poo on it. xxx Asta

12:54 PM  
Blogger Jackson said...

The only good thing is they'll probably feel really guilty for leaving you, so you'll get more treats and stuff. And you get to rule the roost while they're away. J x

7:59 AM  
Blogger Lillie Valentine said...

Tanner:
You should have stuffeded yourself in your mommas suitcase and I could have picked you up in the airedale taxi and brought you to my house in minniesoda!

7:02 PM  
Blogger Marvin The Dog said...

ooooh Joe, just read this post, so sorry for you, but I am sure the time will go quickly and your Mum and Dad will be home soon! If not today probably as I am late commenting!

love and licks Marv xxxxx

4:23 AM  

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