Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Thursday, May 31, 2007

so angry

so Mom and Dad get back from minnesota, they have this birthday crap for Mom and then this Jeff guy comes over and makes this bench for out in front of our house. SO Mom sits out there with her computer and we have to stay INSIDE becuase we dont listen and cant be out front without a leash.


So we sit in here and look at them.


While Dad waters the grass...


Mom reads stuff on the computer...


and I am trapped in here with the Doofus! My life stinks!

36 Stains:

Blogger Ben_Benjamin said...

Oh poor Joey,

I can understand why you so angry. Its bad that you cannot go out of the house & its worst when you have to stay inside with the doofus....

8:33 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

oh man, that just stinks. How dare your mom sit out front. You haven't trained her very well have you?

p.s. Happy B-Day Mom!!!!! Is it really today? Just like me??? Cool!

8:35 PM  
Blogger T-man said...

Poor Joey, you look like you're in a dark prison cell. You don't deserve that treatment at all!! If you can endure your suffering, good things should come your way soon. Believe it, my friend...

8:35 PM  
Blogger Zach said...

Dude ... tell your Mom to buy you a cable tie out .. it's better than being stuck in the house and you could have awesome fun getting the Doofus all tangled up!

9:02 PM  
Blogger Boo said...

i don't understand either. can't your mom read her computer stuff in the house and keep you company instead?? c'mon!

joey, i suggest u destroy something to get her attention.

wet wet licks

Boo

9:10 PM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

Dogit Joey that just stinks!!! How dare they!!! I say make some of those famous stains of yours to get back at them!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

9:11 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Joe,

Tough break, man. I feel for you.

Instead of going into destroyer or staining mode, maybe some reverse psychology is in order here. (The hoomans, sadly, are not always tuned in to what's best for us).

Your mom has to think it HER idea to have you outside with her. Make her WANT you out there more than anything... just ignore her for awhile and have a ball without her. (The hoomans never want to be left out of the fun). Cool indifference... yea. That might be the way to go.

Let me know how it works,
Your Goob,
Stanley

9:24 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

Oh JOey,
What a life huh? I had to stay home all alone tonight while Daddy went to teach some stoopid kids, and Mommie went with her girlfriends to a book club???????does that sound more fun tha playing with me, I ask you, they just donT have their pwiorities right.and to top it all off they left the wadio on for me and it was playin Shostokovich, boy did that give me a headache...I feel your pain Joey, I bet even the Doofus is about to cwy
chin up..maybe tomowwow will be better...kisses
Asta

9:35 PM  
Blogger Ike said...

That is just so unfair. I'm sure you can totally be trusted on your own out front.
Ike

9:59 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

oy man joey...your life does stink...my mom ties me out front when she is out there...and i dont even mind. That is when all my buddies come for snacks...i think you should call 911 and ask for a new mom and dad that loves you all the time...wow...

11:32 PM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Ahahahahaha poor you!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

12:54 AM  
Blogger Simba said...

Thats so unfair. You could have run out of air or things to chew.

Simba xx

12:55 AM  
Blogger Oscar Airedale said...

Aw Joey, that's not fun! I bet it's Tanner that starts all the trouble, right?

Licks
Oscar x

1:08 AM  
Blogger Luckie the Dachie said...

Hey Joey,
Is your Mom crazy? Why does she want to leave you in the house when you can be there to keep her company?
SO how did her birthday pawty go???

1:20 AM  
Blogger Maggie said...

I love that last photo of you! You really do look horrified to be left inside with the doofus! hehehehe
Mean mommy and daddy!

Love ya lots,
Maggie

2:30 AM  
Blogger wally said...

Poor, poor Joe Stains. Remember, it probably hurts them more than it hurts you to be separated from Joe.

wally.

2:35 AM  
Blogger Peanut said...

You know that same thing happens to us when our humans go out front. I think it stinks to and we don't even have a window like you do to look outside

5:01 AM  
Blogger Suki said...

Totally not fair. You should be allowed to roam free, without a leash. What's the worst that could happen to you, anyway?

Oh, wait, do you guys have coyotes around there?

Puggy kisses
Suki

5:31 AM  
Blogger Evixir said...

Maybe you could take out your revenge on the couch cushions?

6:04 AM  
Blogger Jackson said...

Poor Joe! Being trapped inside with Tanner is punishment enough without having to witness seeing the humans outside enjoying themselves. J x

6:57 AM  
Blogger Gus said...

Joey: Look at the bright side of things. Pretty soon, it will be too dogged hot for your mom to even THINK about sitting outside! then she will want to share your cool air, and you can ignore her

one who knows
Teka

7:08 AM  
Blogger Murphey said...

That is crap, I would be angry too. Hey, man, hope I didn't insult you when I told the Doofus he was kinda good lookin in those Tuesday photos. I want you to know that you are WAYYYYY more handsome, and all the time.

Murph

P.S. When I am mad I pee on the couch.

7:08 AM  
Blogger Marvin The Dog said...

Poor Joey! and Poor Doofus, all shut up like that while your Mummy is enjoying herself!

Happy Birthday to your Mummy - I think it is today???? If not, Happy Birthday for when it is!

Neither of you look happy banged up in the slammer in those pics there!!

love and licks Marv xxxxx

7:20 AM  
Blogger umekotyan said...

Is junk scolded?
Do because joey doesn't come though waits for father near the window?

from loved ume tyan

7:35 AM  
Anonymous fig said...

Who is the Jeff guy who caused all these problems for you?! I think he might need a box of poo sent to him.

7:48 AM  
Blogger Toby said...

OMG! That is so not fair!!! You must be set free NOW!!!

9:38 AM  
Blogger Waylon & Willie - the Boston Terrier brothers said...

We have been told we are not good listeners either.

10:45 AM  
Blogger Tadpole said...

Just scream really, REALLY loudly and she'll come inside. That what I do and it always works!

12:20 PM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Oh, pup! Life really IS hard, isn't it? WEll, look at it this way = there's no air conditioning out where your mom is. You should try to lock her and your dad out of the house. My great-brother Booter did that to each of my parents at two different houses. He was one smart guy!
Play bows,
Zim

1:57 PM  
Blogger Tofu Burger said...

what was she thinking... leaving inside?


Strange humans.

Loves,
Tofu

2:57 PM  
Blogger Holly said...

Ok, that's just plain mean for them to be outside and not let you out there with them!

I think you should pee on something as punishment for them.

Holly

4:53 PM  
Blogger PerfectTosca said...

Boy I wouldn't stand for much of that. I would be barking my ear shattering Collie bark until she gave in. That's what you gotta do, buddy. Drive her nuts and she will give in next time.

8:11 PM  
Blogger Charlie said...

humans are stupid!

9:12 PM  
Blogger Joey said...

Poor joey. it hurts to be away from your mum and dad, huh. I totally understand you....

2:05 AM  
Blogger BLU and Comet said...

We aren't usually allowed in the front yard either. No fair! That's where all the people and cats are. The girl used to have a chair in the front that she liked to sit on. We were stuck in the house watching. It wasn't fun. Then somebody stole it and we let them have it. We didn't even bark. heheheh.

You guys just need to find somebody to steal your mom's new bench.
Comet

9:37 AM  
Blogger Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

Poor boys.. Ok ok, we found out why you were locked up cos we were late in reading this.

Love
Boy n Baby

8:55 AM  

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