food before girls

So yesterday you all had to endure the Doofus and his romantic problems and Mom accused me of instigating because I told him about mistresses, whatever. I just like the guy to have some fun, right? Mom seems to think I was trying to get him in trouble with Lillie for my own amusement. Would I do something like that?

So no more talk about girls. I want to talk about the most important thing in the world, FOOD.

Everyday Mom makes us a special dinner. It always has flax seed in it and it always has our supplement in it. BUT she tries to make it a little different everyday for us, so I give her some bonus points for that. If you are new to my blog you may not know that Tanner has some umm gland issues in his nether regions so the Vet recommended more veggies and fruits for us. This might have been the best thing the Doof ever did for me. So today our dinner was yogurt with dried cranberries and some kibble. Yogurt is our faaaavorite.


Here we are pigging out.


This gave mom an opportunity to show you how to tell us apart very easily, other than the fact that I am 120% more handsome than Tanner. See that DOT on the top of his head, that is how you know it is Tanner...because that is the ACTUAL size of his brain! Amazing, eh?


That is me, no doofus dot to be found.

Take a look at this video of us eating. Mom says this house is so noisy! Our collars make clanking bell noises then in the background you can hear my Dad playing the drums, ON HIMSELF. He is a drummer and is ALWAYS drumming with his hands and feet on everything, even himself. At the end you will see Tanner finish his food then wait for me to finish...then we switch! We do this everytime. Sometimes Tanner doesn't wait so I scoop up EVERYTHING in my dish into my mouth and run into the TV room and then spit it back out. Mom sure loves that trick!