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So I think my blog friend Stella is still missing but I am not sure because her Mom made a new post and Stella is in it. But if she is I hope she comes home soon because her Mom is sad. Everyone send good thoughts to Stella and her family.

I know you guys were all concerned about the poor Doofus melting what is left of his brain so I decided to give him a little lesson on how to relax.


One should be able to get comfortable just about anywhere. Even if Mom is trying to take pictures, just relax.


See Tanner, look at me. I am totally mellow.


You can even guard the house and still be comfortable. You don't need to stand at perfect attention all of the time to be a good watch dog. Mom calls this a 'funny sit' Whatever Mom, just because you lack in basic dog guard skills does not mean you have to make fun of how I sit.


Now this is true comfort. You MUST take advantage of situations like these. Mom is cleaning one couch, you occupy all the fluffy goodness on the other couch.


Does life get much better?


Finally, this is the prime location for watching the kitchen and dining room. Again, there is no need to strain to be able to see stuff, just make sure you stay alert!

So I hope you guys are glad I helped the Doofus learn to relax and I promise I will try to keep him inside.