Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Sunday, June 10, 2007

a brief look into the life of a doofus

Let me set the scene, its Arizona, its almost summer. It is HOT

Yet what do we have here?

A dog who will not come inside. A dog who doesnt seem to notice that it is over 100 degrees.

Yes folks, he is a Doofus.

He spent a good deal of time just wandering in the yard.

And then surprise, the doofus is parched. The doofus seems like he might barely make it back to the house.

But don't worry, he is fine. Well, as fine as you can be if you are a Doofus.

36 Stains:

Blogger Melissa said...

Could this explain why his brain is the size of a dehydrated?
China & Madie

1:36 PM  
Blogger wally said...

Hmmm--if his brain is dehydrated that explains why it is so small. If you rehydrated it would it help overcome his doofusism. Or would he just be a smarter, more diabolical doofus. That doesn't sound good.


2:05 PM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

What a silly boy! Doesn't he know that if he were inside he'd probably get treats?!?! What a doofus!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

2:42 PM  
Anonymous Shawny & Stella said...

Hey Joey,

Stella ran away yesterday and I know your the most popular dog blog,can you send out the word to pray for Stella and our family?We are heartbroken.We ave done all we could to put the word out to find her.We have spent hours in the car searching.I cant stop sobbing.Stella loves you so much.Thanks.Your faithful reader and friend
Stellas mommy Shawny

2:46 PM  
Blogger Cubby said...

It was so hot here yesterday, too, but not over 100! It's only a matter of time, though. Tanner is doomed!

3:46 PM  
Blogger Maggie said...

I think Tanner should head inside for a home made frosty paw! It's too hot to be outside! YIKES!

Love ya lots,

4:14 PM  
Blogger Toby said...

Oh my Doofus....such a silly silly pup. Then again, maybe the doof is working on his tan. So he can get more girlies...heheheh!!!


5:04 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

The doofus is crazy crazy.

5:10 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

hey joey....we do am walkies and mid day dashes to the yard. you better watch the doofus...maybe he is part gila monster

6:28 PM  
Blogger Huskee Boy said...

Wow.. it is H.O.T there!! Maybe Tanner is hoping that your hoomans will give him some Frosty Paws to cool him down after his adventure outside.. so Doofus is not a Doofus afterall!!

6:31 PM  
Blogger Boo said...

hehehe, joey, did you lock the door so he couldn't get in??

wet wet licks


6:48 PM  
Blogger T-man said...

That Doofus seems to have extraordinary powers. He's kind of scary.

7:51 PM  
Blogger Tofu Burger said...

O Dear Tanner, what a wierdo! YOu are def. waaayyy more suave, and highly intelligent being! You gotta look for the frosty paws inside with the other toys and AC! Joe, you got Tanner beat hands down... AGAIN! Way to go handsome.


8:47 PM  
Blogger Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh.. I hope Tanner didn't get overheat... Maybe he wanted to get more tan?

~ girl girl

8:57 PM  
Anonymous chiyo said...

don't worry about tanner, he would need alot of sun for the heat to penetrate his head to overheat his brain he ehee hee..

the frosty paws look awesome! just wondering, are they hard like ice cubes, or slushy?

hope tanner didn't burn his undersides falling asleep while tanning his privates.


9:13 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

well i would hope you would have ranoutside with some frosty pawsy for him joey..that is what a nice big brother would do

9:46 PM  
Blogger Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

We hope he will drinks lots of water and get more Frosty Paws.

Boy n Baby

11:34 PM  
Blogger Luckie the Dachie said...

Hey Joey,
I think Doofus may like it here in Singapore cos it's always HOT HOT HOT!!!

11:58 PM  
Blogger Nugget said...

Over 100!-Yikes What happens when it actually is summer? We think it's bad when it hits 85 here.

12:12 AM  
Blogger Oscar Airedale said...

Phew, just looking at that thermometer makes me feel hot, never mind begin out in it, what a Doofus!

Oscar x

1:31 AM  
Blogger umekotyan said...

It is 40° the thermometer or is terrible and hot.
It is not thought in Japan.
In the outside, joey is dangerous.
Water is necessary.

from loved ume tyan

5:13 AM  
Blogger Suki said...

Wow, that is HOT!

Doesn't Tanner know about the joys of air conditioning?

Oh, and thanks for offering to send him here to live with me. I would love that, but Mom says it's probably not hot enuff for him - yet!

Puggy kisses

6:06 AM  
Blogger Ferndoggle said...

My sister Penny likes to lay outside right in the sun and her tongue gets giant & she huffs & pants. Maybe she's part doofus.


7:09 AM  
Blogger Herbie said...

maybe that's how doofus got his tan?

8:14 AM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Hahaha! Is doofus trying to cook himself in the hot sun? I'm glad to know he's fine. Wow, it's as how as Malaysia. Irritating!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

8:48 AM  
Blogger Marvin The Dog said...

Well, the Doofus is pretty Doofus like if he is out in that terrible heat. Check the spot where his brain is, has it shrunk in the heat?

Poor thirsty Tanner.

It was in our UK papers today on the headlines in one of them about your drought!

It has been hot and sticky here in Scotland today, but not as hot as you guys!

love and hot licks, Marvin xxxxx

ps Tell Doofus to get the heck inside!

11:58 AM  
Anonymous fig said...

Good GRIEF. How does he manage to survive?!

1:30 PM  
Blogger Tadpole said...

Oh I love to be in the sun too! And all the starlets in Hollywood lay out in the sun too... maybe he's just more in tune with the trends...?

2:43 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

Geez Joey, you have to give him some guidance, what will happen if his little bwin shrinks even more fwom the heat. Poor Doofus
smoochie kisses

3:38 PM  
Blogger Ike said...

I went out with my mom today and I was totally hot and it was just 80 something degrees and my mom won't crank the AC like I want her to in the car because she said that gas is expensive and that decreases her mileage. And I said you know what's expensive, mom - a new Boston terrier - and she thought I was being stupid. Whatever.

4:08 PM  
Blogger Holly said...

I'm in agreement with several other doggies here, his brain has surely shriveled up from all that heat exposure! Perfectly acceptable conclusion I think.

That's why Huskies and Malamutes are all so smart, our brains are set for cold weather, so avoid heat at all costs!!


4:28 PM  
Blogger Dory and Liza said...

It looks like you guys and my Dad's parent's are roasting alive out there!! Good grief.

My human made Nanook treats this weekend too. YuuummmmYYYY.

That Doofus really is a doofus - he needs to get out of that sun!

Love ya both - Dory

5:58 PM  
Blogger Balboa said...

Man, that Doofus is weird, when its hot I spend most of my time sitting on the AC vent.

I bet you had a good time laughing at him.

Frenchie Snorts

6:15 AM  
Blogger Evixir said...

Oh Joes, all you have to do is figure out how to lock the doors when your parents aren't around and you will be Doofus-free... but what a sad thought that would be for the rest of us who enjoy all that he adds to your cranky life!

12:15 PM  
Blogger Butchy & Snickers said...

Hey Joey,
Man, we have 87 degrees today & we hate it. We would rather be in the air conditioned house. How can Tanner stand it outside??? Hope he doesn't get dehydrated.
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers

10:27 AM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Doofusism? Diabolical Doofus?

Tanner does look too hot. I can tell because when he overheats isn't his doofus dot supposed to turn RED?

You're killin' me Joe!

Your Goob,

8:53 PM  

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