more photo requests
so Vix wanted to see Detective Stains on a case. Many of you may not know that in my spare time, I tend to do some detective work. Cubby and FuFu the Hamsterrier also wanted to see me dressed up, so this will be for them also!
Remember the Coke bear that we used to train Doofus on how to treat his Valentine, Lillie? Well, we haven't seen him in a while, so I figured I better get my detective coat on and go take a look for him...
I am on the case!!
I am taking a good sniff of the air but I don't seem to smell the coke bear. I do smell someone grilling some burgers, maybe I should just go find that house instead. But no, I better stay on the case, that Coke bear is good for humping, er I mean, loving.
The Doofus said he wanted to help. Oh ya, Tanner, that really looks like a Coke bear to me. At least he found his stupid chew thing that he has been whining about to me. You should hear this guy after Mom and Dad go to work. He sits in his house and I hear this for hours. "Hey Joe, like one time I had a toy that was blue, and like, its gone. Hey Joe, one time I lived in another house, and like, its gone. Hey Joe, do you know how to get me out of this house? Hey Joe, you aren't trying to sleep are you? Hey Joe, do you know how to get me out of this house? Hey Joe, this one time I had a toy and it was blue, and now its gone." Seriously, ALL DAY LONG.
I think I hear something in the house, lets go Doofus! Try to keep up!!
Look up there! I send the Doofus on the dangerous mission to scale the back of the couch and get the bear.
Here he is! The coke bear, give him to me!!
We took his stupid sweater off and returned him to his natural habitat! Just another day in the life of Detective Stains.
I must inform you now, so that you have time to prepare...Mom and Dad are leaving town, again, to go to the mountains WITHOUT me. I am going to my grandparent's house, so from Tuesday until SATURDAY I will not be posting. My goodness people, go get your sedatives and tissue boxes now because its going to be a rough week. I am so sorry!!!