Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

oh boy here we go

So I don't know if you all read Lillie's post yesterday about how she thinks she has a crush on the Doofus. Well, Mom told Tanner about it and he begged me to let him post some photos of himself looking handsome, just for Lillie.

handsome
He got nice and dressed up and posed on the couch.

doofus face!
And busted out his best Doofus face

handsome tanner
Here he is showing off his bed with our new woolrich blankets. Boy that Tanner moves fast, already showing her the bedroom!!!

um`
Woah! Hey Tanner, this is a family blog!!!!!!

apparently you CAN catch the gingerbread man
Finally he said this is a kiss for Lillie.

Now that we are done with that nonsense, I would like to answer a couple of questions that were posed in regards to my new eating habits.

1. Are we still getting kibble?

Yes!! But we are not eating as much of it as before, because we get these nice meals. Tonight we had bananas with wheat germ mixed in. It was good.

2. Don't we get gas from the broccoli?

YES! It is room clearing, nostril burning, cough inducing goodness!!! Luckily mom has some smelly oils she burns candles under and it makes it smell nice again. As Mom is typing this Dad is in the kitchen complaining about Tanner ripping farts while he is trying to make himself some dinner. Lillie, are you SURE you want the Doofus????

21 Stains:

Blogger A&S said...

dear joey,
well, you must admit, tanner does clean up nicely in that sweater vest! he is a bit forward, though! BOL! I (Akira) had a sort of girldogfriend when I lived briefly in Maryland. Her name was Sable and she was beautiful! In fact, she looked an awful lot like me...hmmm....
sorry we haven't been on lately, computer problems *grrrr* good thing most of our pictures are on the Sis's flash drive!

Akira & Shiro

6:50 PM  
Blogger Boo said...

oh joe, doofus will be doofus forever. :-)

ok, you mean besides kibbles, you get to eat those delicious veggies too. i was on kibbles then on raw + home cook and now come back to kibbles again. this is because i never finished mom prepared meal but i'll clean up the kibbles. finally they got the hint that i prefer kibbles more so i'm on kibbles now.

when i was on kibbles before the RAW, my stool were hard. but now, my stool aren't as hard as before even though i'm on kibbles. i wonder why. probably that's bcoz the kibbles are premium.

wet wet licks

Boo

6:53 PM  
Blogger Boomer said...

You need to put a black bar over the doofus' man bits!

7:34 PM  
Blogger Fu Fu said...

Woh Tanner really is working it for the Camera. Looking good Tanner. :)

~ fufu

7:38 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

Teka thinks Tanner is pretty cute too, but it is clear that you have the brains

7:52 PM  
Blogger Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

Ooh Tanner is so handsome in that sweater. It will surely make Lillie go "whooooo".

Weel, it is better than Tanner lets out the gas. if the air is stuck in the tummy, it will hurt.

Love
Boy n Baby

8:25 PM  
Anonymous chiyo said...

hi joey! i'm so surprised to see your message on my blog!! :) it's so sweet of you to sign up and leave a comment, i didn't know about this silly rule before i started blogging with multiply.

anyway, my hooman HM was inspired by your mom and how she made veggies look so yummy. and she made me a veggie din din yesterday and it was good! :)

love..
chiyo

9:37 PM  
Blogger T-man said...

Joey,
My mom wants to suggest incense too to clear out the smells. Though I can't imagine why. I think those smells are heavenly.

I guess Tanner must have some appeal with the ladies. Maybe it's his BIG eyes (hee hee!)

T-man

9:38 PM  
Blogger Jackie The Puggle said...

Oh Bananas! I love them.

9:44 PM  
Blogger Cubby said...

ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

11:32 PM  
Blogger Zach said...

Loving the sweater! He's a HAM!!!

12:31 AM  
Blogger Oscar Airedale said...

Tanner certainly knows how to strike a pose. Lillie will be swooning. I had hoped she might find me, a fellow young Airedale handsome, but seems she prefers the Doofus *sigh*


Licks
Oscar x

1:51 AM  
Blogger Simba said...

Do you do eat all day long? Can I come and live with you? I'll bring a peg for my nose.

Simba xx

2:32 AM  
Blogger Maggie said...

Lillie must be on cloud nine! These are great pics of the Doof!
You get bananas too? I LOVE bananas!

Hugs,
Maggie

3:37 AM  
Blogger Huskee Boy said...

Ohhhh... I can sense that there'll soon be a new couple! Tanner does look good in the sweater but you must tell him to be patient cos Lillie is still a pup!

3:40 AM  
Blogger Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

Wow it's like Doofus centerfold!

Bussie Kissies
Buster

4:47 AM  
Blogger Marvin The Dog said...

Hey Joe! I am kept on a strict kibble diet because of previous ah hem....smelly problems!

I never eat veggies, but I have occasional scraps such a cooked rice, pasta and left overs mixed in with my meals.

My weak stomach apparently leads to artistic stains, so I am really a frustrated artist as I have no materials to work with.......

Marv x

6:48 AM  
Blogger wally said...

joe,

i'm afraid your brother is a bit of a slut.

your dining habits are fascinating and you've done an excellent job training your humans. the fact that they tolerate your gassing is a testament to your powers. well done!

wally.

9:23 AM  
Blogger Joe Stains said...

Akira and Shiro - The doofus does look ok, albeit a little nerdy. maybe he could fix your mom's computer hehe.

boo - we get the fancy kibbles too. holisitic organic blah blah blah.

boomer - sorry about that!!!

fufu- he is such a suck up!

gus - my dad actually calls me, BRAINS all of the time.

boy and baby - we both let out the gas, mom sure loves it!!

chiyo- I am glad tanner's broken butt has helped you out

jackie - welcome to my blog!

cubby - he is one hilarious doofus.

zach - he is fat and round like a ham, yes!

oscar - sorry about that, the doofus is just too doofus-y I guess!

simba - nah, we dont get to eat all day long, otherwise we would FART all day long!

maggie - this is the first time we got banananananas, they were awesome!

huskee - tanner is so much of a doofus that he is not much smarter than a pup!!

buster - too bad playdog doesn't exist!!

marvin - oh man, do you have materials in the yard you can eat??

wally - he is a total slut! I am pretty sure that other than taking a giant steaming crap on the carpet, I could get away with anything :)

4:43 PM  
Anonymous Aunt Patty said...

Way to go Doofus!!! Aunt Patty

7:06 PM  
Blogger Lillie Valentine said...

Tanner:
You look so handsome in that sweater!! (heart a fluttering) Those pictures your mom posted are great!! You could be America's next top dog model!

7:33 PM  

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