Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Monday, July 20, 2009

More news from the rear...

The Vet just called to say the Lab work was normal!! (Thanks Dave and Dexter for the hard work!) BRING ON THE PIZZA AND BURGERS. Still not great on the poop front er rear, but the VET said it takes a few weeks for this stuff to work. I must tell you that it has a TERRIBLE side effect though...

I DO NOT FART ANYMORE. I have lost my ability to produce fabulous gas bombs :( :( Without my gas force field, stuff like this happens...

this didn't last long...

Its a travesty but Mom seems so very pleased. I am going to go see if we have any baked beans in the house...

31 Stains:

Blogger Jake of Florida said...

This ia the very very first time we have arrived and there weren't at least 20 comments before us.

Is it the lack of attractive scents???

Was that your secret?

What now?

Anyway, we just wanted to tell you that your pitcher was actually pretty good -- and we're not sure we actually deserved to win. But Tony and his "strategic moves" always keep the folks amused.

Jake and Just Harry

10:20 AM  
Blogger Mack said...

I think we should have a R.I.P. Joey's Farts party....

10:37 AM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

Does this mean you can't be a member of the FartClub anymore? That would be horrible!!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

10:46 AM  
Blogger Deefor said...

Hi Joe
I'm glad your poop is normal (whatever that is). Sorry about losing your super farts. Maybe they'll come back.


10:50 AM  
Blogger Dexter said...

Maybe I should send over a bottle of Mango farts? I think I have one that works in those air freshners you plug into the wall.

Hey, if the vet said you were good are you feeling OK?

Who cares what your poop looks like as long as your tummy doesn't hurt.


11:08 AM  
Blogger Noah the Airedale said...

Are you sure your better mate??? I mean clearly there is still something wrong...why is Tanner lying so close to you. Nope that's just not right.
Sorry about the fart situation. We hope you get it back soon.

Noah Willow Tess Lucy x

11:15 AM  
Blogger Nibbles Treats said...

Celery works well too. We cannot bring ourselves to believe that the farts have gone away for good. Say it isn't so!!!

Lots of treats,
Tinkerbell, Oscar and Tucker

11:15 AM  
Blogger Rosie said...

You two do look very cute!

11:32 AM  
Blogger Morgan in Pittsburgh said...

thats good news Joey. glad to hear it. maybe the farts will come back. try a bully stick.

11:43 AM  
Blogger Mollie Jo and Bobo said...

No farts!?!? Whats a doggie to do for fun?

Try some pegetables from Petco...They worked wonders for my gas force. When I was allowed to eat them (they now have been banned here in my house.) I once woke mom up from a dead sleep. BOL BOL BOL!

Good Luck,
Mollie and Bobo

11:57 AM  
Blogger NAK and The Residents of The Khottage Now With KhattleDog! said...

Maybe someone knows Duke and khan get woo a trukhkload of Bush's Baked Beans!

Khongrats on your test results?!?


12:04 PM  
Blogger Abby said...

Hi, Joey...

BOL...You just kill me, Joey...

Abby xxxooo

12:12 PM  
Blogger doyle and mollie said...

yikes you've lost your stink bombs that's terrible news
maybe you should get out the old chemistry set there is bound to be a formula... boiled egg under the couch could work as a foil...

1:02 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Joey! I am so happy your tests came back clear, but I am worried that Tanner might try a doofus mind meld on you and you may never be the same again.

Miss you!


1:53 PM  
Blogger ♥♥ The OP Pack ♥♥ said...

You may just have to find a whoopie cushion:-) Seriously this is good news.

Tail wags, the OP Pack

2:03 PM  
Blogger Eric said...

Phew glad the tests came back ok. Didn't leave your fart factory maker at the vets did you? Or gulp.Was it stolen by Doofus when you were asleep? Crickey he didn' not Doofus Dor magic them away????

Worries wags, Eric xxx

3:06 PM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Woooo! This is great news! (More or less!)

3:23 PM  
Blogger Lacy said...

w00fs, ahhhh, how sweet, Tanner there to console sorry ur farts dont stink anymore..

b safe,

3:29 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

We are sure that the side effects are only temporary. Tell Mom not to worry, you will soon be back to your own smelly self.

gussie d

5:37 PM  
Blogger Ozzie, Rocky and Lola said...

You are too funny Joe! Glad things are good on the butt front!

6:30 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

oh joe...that is bad wanna smell some good ones you should come here....i just let one go that made my mom throw up a little...i know i am a lady....but i can fart with teh best of them

6:54 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

HI, Joey!
Those are great rear news!
I hope your farting skills come back soon!
Kisses and hugs

7:40 PM  
Blogger Emily and Ike said...

You need a fart force field!

8:15 PM  
Blogger Stella said...

Oh Joe, my Mom says she used to have a Boston Terrier like you and he did unbelievable farts. Its the breed you are, and the way you are built in your inside, all short and stuff that makes the bad farts. If they take away your farts, they take away your bulldoggyness. Be careful!


8:34 PM  
Blogger Boo Casanova said...

i wonder if that's also one of the side effect - letting tanner get so close to u.

wet wet licks


8:45 PM  
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8:46 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

This is a vewy sewious sitooation. Maybe we should have a chilli pawty fow you.
(I'm awfully glad the Vets didn't find anything wong)
smoochie kisses

8:52 PM  
Blogger The Oceanside Animals said...

hello joe stains its dennis the vizsla dog hay yes beenz!!! i hav herd that beenz is a majikal myoozikal froot and the more yoo eet the more yoo toot but hmmm based on that i suspekt that tucker has compleetly kornerd the market on them ha ha ok bye

9:25 PM  
Blogger Joey said...

I love farting! esp the reaction from HC at night - snuggling with her in bed! hahahaha

12:00 AM  
Blogger Duke said...

We hear that brussel sprouts produce pretty awesome farts! Maybe you should get your mom to buy out the store for you, Joey!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

2:33 AM  
Blogger wally said...

Joe, this is awful. I will be shipping you a case of refried beans, stat!

wally t.

6:10 AM  

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