My world has been turned upside down...
This is Joe Stains, I barely have the strength to post this...my life as I know it has been turned upside down...
As Tanner mentioned my digestion problems have continued to plague me and I am now going to the vet on Friday for a litany of tests and will probably end up addicted to prescription pills and going insane like Michael Jackson. You may all wonder why it is I have suddenly become so gravely ill (Note from Mom - Joe, you have diarrhea, you are NOT dying) Well I will tell you why...I have found out that MY Sophie was planning to have an AFFAIR with the Relentless Huge Mango.
MY SOPHIE... omdog, it is too much to take... I couldn't sleep last night so I made this movie...
She said she promises she will not pursue this clandestine affair until she knows I am better, but what happens then?? Will my ears fall off? Will my legs spontaneously break??? This love stuff hurts my friends.
On top of all of this, I have something to show you. Just looking at it makes my bowels ache...
That is my snuggle ball, next to the TRASH??!?! Mom said it is "Filthy" and flattened and no longer suitable as a bed. WTF is she talking about?!?! omdog!!!
She has replaced it with that gray thing. The snuggle ball had been on top of that big brown bed because SHE SAID it was so flattened we were basically just laying on the floor with the snuggle ball around us. SO WHAT?!
Ya, its made by that matress company Serta, FOR OLD DOGS. So clearly Mom believes I am about to die also!! (Note from Mom: I thought it just looked really comfortable??)
Of course the Doofus hopped right in and told Mom that it was nice and comfy.
IT IS NOT A SNUGGLE BALL!!!
I am going to go work on my will, so far I have all of my orange toys going to Asta, my Cowboy Pig of course goes to Sophie, and I am just not sure what to do with the rest.
(Note from Mom: Joey will be just fine, we are 99% sure he can be fixed up with just a bit more anti-biotic and a diet change.)