Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Saturday, September 22, 2007


I am STill the dog updating because I STILL keep getting PRESENTS! I cannot EVEN believe how much presents I AM getting and how GREAT all you dogs and hamsters are to ME!

We got a box from RUBY the cutey and there was a thing for me and FOR JOEY even though its NOT his birthday!

Joey got HOT DOGS that will not make his butt make runny poos!

That TOP one is a stuffy toy, which means it will prolly SPLODE! I can't wait!

She getted him one of those TOO!

There was also a giant tube of chewy goodness but mom forgetted to Take one picture of it, but SHE will take some when we eats them!

OMDOG LOOK at that one, get it LOOK because those are EYEBALLS!!! I can't WAIT this one looks like sooo fun. get it it LOOKS fun!!!

OH dog I LOVE THIS it has a football and it is one of those LOOFAH dogs!!!

I got me a ccookie bar too!! YAY!

and a HAMBRUGER!!!!


Joe takes like a hundred YEARS to eat I think that is why he is skinnierest becausee he like eats so sllow by the time he is finished he has to go POO and then no weight gets to stick on him!

NOT Me I LOVE to eat it real fast!!

Thank youuuu RUBY you are one GOOD and CUTE friend.

33 Stains:

Blogger Ozzie, Rocky and Lola said...

Wow Tanner! You have really raked in the goods!!! Those candy bar things look so awesome! Maybe if you finish yours fast enough you can jump in and get Joe's before he even knows what hit him!

Ozzie & Rocky

7:26 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Tanner
I can't get tired of telling that you are a lucky boy! Ruby sent you great presents! Those eyes sure look funny! And the treats also look delicious!!!
Glad Joe got presents too!
Have a good night

7:37 PM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

Hey Tan-Man...
Glad you liked your prezzies...I really like the last picture of's really cute!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

7:53 PM  
Blogger T-man Angel said...

Tanner, that hot dog looks like the real thing! Are you ever going to be able to play with all those presents? Maybe when you are done, it will be Christmas and time for more presents (hee hee).

Hey if you are the Tan-Man, you are a T-man just like me!

8:38 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

holy cow tanner...this might just be longerest birthday celebration ever. I wish I was you...Those bark bars look so yummy. I am borrowing Lolas computer cuz we are disco ing till we pass are probably actually here but i cant see cuz there are so many people here....disco rules....

8:45 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

I''m gald you finally get to shawwe some of the birfday loot,hehehe the fun nevew ends..gweat gifts..Ruby is a peach!
smoochie kisses

9:28 PM  
Blogger Nugget said...

Hi Tanner,
You are gonna gets really fats with all of those treats. - Lucky boy!


11:06 PM  
Blogger Duke said...

More presents?! You are one lucky boy, Tanner! Ruby is so sweet to think of you! Have fun with your loot!

Love ya lots,

2:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man you guys are going to need a bigger house to fit all your new stuff in soon!!


4:23 AM  
Blogger Luckie Girl said...

hey Tanner,
Those hotdog and burgers look very good. How do they taste? Hmm..Joe seems to be staring very HARD at his food...maybe you should help him with it? hehe

6:31 AM  
Blogger Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

Ruby is so kind! Those eye balls freak me out though!

(not your eyeballs, the toy ones!!!)


6:47 AM  
Blogger Jessica said...

Wow Tanner...the fun never ends!!

That Ruby is awesome!!

Love, Seadra and Zoe

8:11 AM  
Blogger Moco said...

You are one loved pup. I have never seen so many presents. Are you sure Santa didn't drop stuff out of his sled while doing one of those twirly upside down things?

9:46 AM  
Blogger Lillie Valentine said...

You are the luckierist dog I know. Its after your birthday and you still get presents! I think you got MORE presents than my hooman sister did when it was HER birthday!

12:23 PM  
Blogger Jen and Suki said...

Dang you are one lucky and loved pup!

1:58 PM  
Blogger Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Whoa, Tanner...we have that cheesburger! Isn't it irritating?? The gwownups aren't fond of a good game of cheesburger at 8AM on a Saturday!
Hey, Stillers kicked fuzz butt today...WAY TO GO, STEELERS, WAY TO GO!!!!!!!!!


2:39 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

My mom loves Joey's weight control method. she's going to try it right now!

2:52 PM  
Blogger Lacey said...

What a great bunch of presents. The hamburger and hot dogs look yummy. Those eyeballs are just SICK!!!

4:32 PM  
Blogger Khady Lynn said...

Tanner, you are so lucky to get so many presents!!

Those eye ball toys are pretty creepy!


5:45 PM  
Blogger Randi said...

Tanner! That's lots of foodables presantables! You are one lucky pup!
Love & Licks,

6:15 PM  
Blogger Urban Smoothie Read said...

eyes chewy looks weird..

do they taste good?

6:44 PM  
Blogger Emily and Ike said...

Are you flirting with Ruby?

7:12 PM  
Blogger Myeo said...

Wow! That a whole lot of cool gifts you got there.

Boy n Baby

7:50 PM  
Blogger Deanna said...

It looks like you are still cleaning up, Tanner!

8:00 PM  
Blogger Deefor said...

Hi Tanner
All those presents will last you till next birthday! The eyeballs don't look bad. Not any worse that frozen goose poop-- a delicacy I sometimes find in the winter.


9:14 PM  
Blogger Girl Girl Hamster said...

Hee Tanner, you sure are popular to keep getting gifts. Ruby sure is great to send you all these pawsome presents

~ Girl girl

10:14 PM  
Blogger Scrappy and Pebbles said...

Those eyes are cool. Looks like the parcel from Downunder has still to arrive hmmmm

tail wags

2:41 AM  
Blogger Huskee and Hershey said...

Hey Tanner,
My oh my.. the pressies keep coming in!! I love your last pic.. you look cuterest..

3:09 AM  
Blogger umekotyan said...

The gift of tanner is lovely.
Especially, the eyeball is unique.

from loved ume tyan

6:43 AM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

You are sooo lcuky Tanner! The choc bars look great...

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

8:26 AM  
Blogger Clover said...

So much Tanner - I love it!!
Haha... what a great gift from Ruby! You boys will have fun!
Love Clover xo

8:28 AM  
Blogger Poppy said...

Ooh, you got a loofah dog! That is my absolute favoritest toy!!!


10:37 AM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Congratulations, Tanner!

Will Joey EVER get his blog back?

It looks like sweet Ruby did you right. Hope the squeakies and stuffies don't SPLODE all at once. Whoa! That would be cool, actually.

Goob love,

9:12 AM  

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