Report from behind enemy lines...
You might ask who the enemy is?? WELL it is my MOM. She has refused to blog, refused to READ blogs, so I am considering waging war with her. Considering my weapons of mass carpet destruction, she better take this threat seriously. Since I have her attention here I am going to make her update you on all our Christmas fun.
The Christmas excitement got under way with a visit from our cousin dog, Bailey.
She sure is a pretty thing, but she seemed a little shy around Tanner and I. I cannot imagine why I only tried to hump her 3-6 times. I mean, I can totally understand not wanting to hang out with Tanner because he is a Doofus, but I am pretty darn cool.
She is a pound puppy that my Dad's uncle rescued and she is super sweet and pretty, but she just didn't feel like playing with us. Maybe after she gets to know us better, Mom said we can be a bit intimidating when we team up on dogs. She better remember that as I make my war plans.
Christmas Eve we had to stay home, which was fine as we were tired from
I did give Dad his present Christmas eve...
Talk about the BEST GIFT EVER. Ya, that is me, in all my Yankees glory. Mom got this from Etsy.com and she loves it. The sign in the outfield is advertising CUZ toys. How totally perfect, right?! I will make Mom update some more soon, we just got a new HDTV so she has sort of turned into a drooling couch potato. But I must admit my Steelers looked GREAT on it! More later from Stains War HQ.
30 Stains:
waging war against the mom? that could prove interesting
Dude, I am having the same problem with my mom. You'd think in this economy, they would appreciate their assistant jobs more, ya know?
Joey! We were visiting last night with a friend from Toronto who says his favourite team is the STeelers, just like you! I think he needs a picture just like yours.
xo
SB
Dude, I am willing to be a mercenary in your army if you can help me out. My ape has also been worthless and was even fraternizing with other dogs yesterday and KISSING a corgi. I'm disgusted. So
wally t.
ps. And your Yankee picture is really, really cool event hough I have not forgiven the Yankees for beating the Phileez.
That painting is the most pawesomest! Woot!
Ike
I bet your dad loved that pressie mate.
Hopefully your new cousin will want to play once she gets to know you two better. I mean who wouldnt want to play right???
Glad you had a good Christmas and keep up the threats with your mum.
tailwags
Noah
We pity the Mom.
Joey
I dooo miss you and Tannew so I wish you gweat succes in youw waw!!!!
That is the most bestest pawsome pwesent youw Mom got youw Dad ..he must be in heaven pwobably doesn't even want to watch his new HDTV I mean who would when they can just gaze at that pictoowe of you
I think youw cousin Bailey is a doll be nice and twy to wesis t humping,,not evewyone likes that ..save it fow sophie
smoochie kisses
ASTA
Love that pic Joe and the fact that you totally took over "Tanner Tuesday"! You rock dude!
Ozzie & Rocky
Be careful, remember Mom is the one who feeds you. Without food, things get kinda bad;so, please be careful.
Sally Ann
Joey is that a, um, deposit of yours in the first photo? Listen. My momma is having mental issues too. I had to pull her back from the brink twice already today from hitting the "mark all as read" button and it still might happen.
She's on vacation for crap's sake. As if there is anything else to do than visit my pals. Sheesh.
Hey. Thanks for snapping her out of it long enough for us to see your little self. Great job harassing Bailey. I pretty much did the same thing with my nephew.
Slobbers,
Mango
Ooh, what a great photo for your dad!! That's so pawfect!!
I don't see why Bailey shouldn't enjoy your humping. It's a very gracious way to welcome guests into your home.
Uh-oh, my mom also ordered a HDTV through Amazon. Guess that means no more blogging for me either...
Teddy
That is one pawesome pressie woo gave your dad!
Tank woo fur sharing it!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Hey Joe,
I must say that your Yankee pic looks awesome!
Here's a tip about dealing with your cousin dog: don't hump her. She's related to you and most folks find that weird. Unless you're Southern.
C-ya,
Murphy Dogg
Joe
You better tell mom to get on the ball and let her know you are serious about the carpet.. At least you are warning her ahead of time. Awesome picture Joe...
Benny & Lily
Hi Joe and Tanner,
We all love your blog! My name is Magenta, I'm a 13 years young BT. I read about you guys every day with my mom and dad who are pretty sure that in a former life I was a super model: http://picasaweb.google.com/WandyFrames/HappyNewYear?feat=directlink These are from my holiday photo shoot. The good thing is, I'm just incredibly cute, as all Bostons are, but I don't have that supermodel 'tude, I'm a little sweet pea. Thank you for all the smiles you bring us! Hope you are keeping warm and enjoying the hollydaze.
hello, my name is Cobber, I am an Australian terrier, I found you blog and thought it was really cool, wanna read mine?
http://cobbertheterrier.blogspot.com/
COOL present. And wowzers, your cousin is a real BABE!!!!
Play bows,
Zim
Hi, Joey!
War against your Mom?? Hmmm... it does not sound good... What about if she decides not to blog anymore?? Oh-no!
Be patient!
And that is a pawesome present for your Dad!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
hello joey its dennis the vizsla dog hay that is a kool pikcher of yoo in yore yooniform!!! wot is yore batting averadj??? i wil bet i cud play baysball ummm eksept that wunse i hit the ball i wood probly run after it and bring it bak to the pitcher!!! ok bye
Hmmmm... waging war against the mom is not such a great idea cos she could decide NOT to feed you and that'd be a disaster!!
The present for your dad is FAB!! We bet he loved it...
Great Christmas gift, Joe!! Way to combine who Dad certainly loves best (you, of course) with the other thing he loves (next) best - the Yankees!! Where'd you get that made?? Think I'd look pretty buff under an OSU football helmet...
That Bailey is a cutie, I'd have humped her too. She's a tall girl, must have been tricky.... Looks like a giant Jack Russell, but if she's sweet, than that's probably not here breed (LOL - my old grumpy brother Duncan was a JR, they do get crotchety in their old age & he was almost 17).
Happy New Year Joe - don't drink too much champagne!!
Fizzy Snorts-
Brutus the Frenchie
Don't wage war....bribe the hooman....Thats the only way we were able to get all of our Chritmas cards up on the slide...we put jelly beans by the cards...she fell for it instantly!
Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo
Joey, I will totally join your army for battle if you need me. We have to get your mom back on board here!!
Your Yankee pic is soooo cool! What a cool and thoughtful gift!!
omd that picture is the coolest thing ever. for sure. where is your dad going to hang it? is he going to get more copies made first so he can display it everywhere in your house?
We are having trouble with the Mom here too, something about having too hectic a week, being exhausted, and too many blogs to catch up on.
Love that present you gave your Dad - awesome!!!
Woos, Phantom and Thunder
OMG, what a fabulous gift! It's just perfect!
Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch
Congratulations on the New Year joey
There is wonderful laughter with joey.
My best regards this year. ：）
from loved ume tyan
Joe, That picture of you is very cool. Your are one handsome dude! My mom didn't know what day it was either. But she does now, she has to go back to work tomorrow!
Your pal, Morgan
You are awesome, Joey. That's all that needs to be said. And your cousin Bailey knew that all along.
No wonder Bailey was intimidated.
Yours (so far behind)
Jake and Fergs xxoo
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