Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Detective Stains I presume...

I realized that my 1000th post was going to fall on Tanner Tuesday so I decided to do a little investigation. I went into the bloggy program and clicked around to find TWENTY THREE drafts that Mom never finished. Talk about a stay of execution!! This will also give me time to plan for the super extravaganza that is the 1000th post.

detective stains
In case you forgot how handsome I look in my detective coat, here you go.

I also noticed in my investigations that we had 272 posts in our bloggy reader thingy and now there are zero. And Mom did NOT leave comments. WTF?! I think she might need fired. She claims she is 'busy'. DOING WHAT? Well, I found out...




She bought all these bottles and tools and junk and then started cutting and pasting and looking to me like she was making a big old mess.

This is what she is producing...




They are scrabble tiles that she puts stupid pictures on and then puts this shiny stuff on the top. These ones aren't dry so they aren't real shiny yet. She then glues a little silver dohicky on the back and it turns into a pendant for a necklace. She is busy doing THAT not my blog?? WTF? And where is the Yankees one?! argh.

She bought some of these things on Etsy...

I got these on Etsy.com

And realized that it probably wouldn't be too hard to make them herself. So she found a tutorial online and now she is too busy for my blog. And she wonders why I crap on the floor!? argh.

In other news, if you smell something like bacon frying ...




Its just Tanner melting himself in front of the space heater. He is such a Doofus. SO Mom is going to be better about commenting on blogs or I am going to leave a nice steaming poop someplace a lot less accommodating than in front of the TV.

24 Stains:

Blogger Benny and Lily said...

Great investigation. And yes, we smelled smothing burning. Mom is slackin we see. Just like this momma over here. A bunch of slackers with access to treats. 1000th posts..great job..you guys are hysterical
Benny & Lily

12:15 PM  
Blogger Two Country Poodles said...

Nice crafting! We know how mommas can get distracted by the silliest thing...BOL BOL


Wags and Licks,
Mollie Jo & Bobo

1:42 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

Hey Joe...we kinda like the little hangy things your mom is makin'. Maybe you could grab one and send it to Miss Sophie for extra points. Not that you need them. But it can't hurt, right?

And my sissie E.Rabbit has smelled that bacon in Dee See and is headed your way. Look for her around the weekend.

gussie

1:58 PM  
Blogger Lola Smiles said...

You are SOOOO HOT in that detective jacket JOEY!

wooooooooo!

2:26 PM  
Blogger Mack said...

Wow you mean business don't you.

I think the necklaces your mom is making are cool. I bet you very soon there will be one with a handsome Boston Terrier on it...

3:26 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Joey! errr... Detective Stains!
Good job!
Now we know what your mom has been doing!
They look great!
I was smelling bacon and I did not know where it came from! Now, I know!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

4:00 PM  
Blogger Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello joe stains its dennis the vizsla dog hay mmmmmmmm bacon!!!! ummm i meen tanner yoo shud moov before yoo cuk yoreself ha ha ok bye

4:29 PM  
Blogger Mango said...

Fried Tanner. Nommy.

Ha! I better keep an eye on my google reader or some bad human might think she is too busy.

Slobbers,
Mango

4:48 PM  
OpenID iheartsnark said...

Be careful Joe...It's Santa Paws time of year! You don't want to end up with a big, steaming pile of coal!

4:55 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Joey! Mom wants to know where your mom found that tutorial. She thinks she needs to do something crafty.

xo
SB

P.S. You look super sexy and svelte in your detective coat.

5:26 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

My mom says those things your mom are making are neat. She's a weirdo though

6:05 PM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

Listen at least she is reading them..We have to DRAG PL2 over but she keeps sying she has SOOOO much stuff to do.........1000 WOW!!!!! ANd as for the poopping in the TV room???IS YOUR NAME NOT JOE STAINS.....we rest your honor..Love A+A

6:09 PM  
Blogger Kari in WeHo said...

you do look VERY handsome in your coat and you have some pawsome detecting skills

6:36 PM  
Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Woo did khwite an excellent detekhtive job -

Woo really need to put that mom on report fur such akhtivities ahead of YOUR blog!

Stay Warm!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

8:27 PM  
Blogger Mack and Sally Ann said...

Joe,
What a good investigator you are to those drafts. Please tell Tanner to be careful in front of the space heater.
Sally Ann

9:51 PM  
Blogger Fred said...

Ha. Old Girl likes your mom's necklaces.

9:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tanner bacon, lol.

1:11 PM  
Blogger Rosie said...

Maybe under the tree instead of in front of the TV???
and my mom likes your moms pendants - they are pretty cool.

2:55 PM  
Blogger The OP Pack said...

Very nice crafting she is doing, Joey. But maybe you can get her to give you a little bit of time too.

1000th post - awesome!!!

Woos, the OP Pack

3:04 PM  
Blogger Maggie and Mitch said...

Hey, those are very cool charms, Joey! Our mom likes doing crafty stuff too so we totally understand!
We can't get over how much taller you look in your detective coat!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

4:35 PM  
Blogger Ike said...

I totes think it's deuce time!
Ike

10:38 PM  
Blogger Bae Bae said...

Woh that's nice craft work your mom did. And Tanner sure look comfy there. :)

~ Bae

1:52 AM  
Blogger Asta said...

Joey
You awe my favowitest detective, and I know a lot of them. momi's bookcase is full of stowies about all the famous ones..I think youw mommi's time should be spent witing about you..but of couwse mommi thinks hew pwojects awe soopew cool..hoomans awe weiwd
smoochie kisses
ASTA

9:48 PM  
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