Hello again it is ME DoofleDore the great wizard. I have been studying LOTS of wizarding lately, I may even enroll in that HOGWARTs school soon. One thing I have learned is that my BROTHER the totally grumpy dog Joey keeps me away from him with this GREAT poison gas he conjures from his butt. Well... as you saw in the last post, I have FIXED that little problem. You may wonder HOW?!?!
I have learned that if you visit DigaBone alley you can buy all sorts of wizardly type things that you cannot buy in NORMAL stores. Then with a funnel and Joey's antisighkotic medicine I have removed the poison gas.
You might wonder what great wizard helped me with this...look closely...
HEY Y'ALL?!?!? LOL!! You didn't think that wacky broad was HUMAN did ya?!?! LOLOL!!!
anyway...I know that the fart stuff will wear off so I gotta think of another way to make Joey happy so he will hang out with me. WELL he has been EXTRA mad because Mom got rid of the Snuggle Ball (which don't tell anyone but he calls HIS SNUGGINS, LOL) so I thought I might try to create him a NEW ONE!
mmrmph how do you mmmrmph turn this stupid FOND...er, WAND on??
ok ABRA CANDALABRA make this into a snuggle ball and um GO...BEGIN...VIOLA...um... WHATSSSSSSSSUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPP....
Ah CRAP this wand SUCKS. This is a Snuggle BEAR not a Snuggle BALL?!?
This is embarASSing...I will be um back later...