Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

WTF Wednesday

Mom and Dad did THIS again last night...

I was looking at the pics when I came across THIS...

WTF??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Zoom in closer...

OMDOG?!? WTF?!?!?

I was SO SO SO mad. Mom explained he was a puppy in training to be a guide dog! WTF?

Ok, where do I sign up for this so called "training"?

38 Stains:

Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

Do woo and The Doofus had bad breath or something?

It really seems as if your people find all sorts of 'reasons' to leave you?

Maybe it IS Doofus's fault?

My mom wouldn't leave woo that much!


2:02 PM  
Blogger Lady Kaos said...

You'd make a good guide dog. You give Tanner guidance all the time! I bet you have a lot more experience than that dog does!

2:09 PM  
Blogger Lacy said...

w00f's joey and tanner, me thinks u 2 wood b pawsome dog helpers...heehee u cood help them eat their pop-corn..

b safe,

2:30 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

oh yes, hoomans need help at the ball pawk. They need help with hot dogs, brats, garlic fries, philly subs, popcorn, cotton candy, pretzels, peanuts, beer and pop. Not to mention ice scream, frozen cussturd, red licorice and pizza.


2:34 PM  
Blogger Beckett said...

WTF? That dog isn't even watching the game!


Pee S - do the A's players still have to wear those dorky white shoes during fall league?

2:43 PM  
Blogger Charlie Daniels said...

But Joe, you train Tanner don't you? ;-)



3:17 PM  
Blogger wally said...

Dude, you could be MY seeing eye dog maybe. But then I don't go to baseball games so that doesn't really work.

wally t.


4:11 PM  
Blogger Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

Hmmmm. Just sounds like more of your parents' excuses to me! They leave you entirely TOO much! (Is it the farting thing? Maybe they could put Vicks under their nose. My Mom used to do that sometimes when she worked the ER and had a, well, "fragrant" patient!)
pee ess hay buds,hay buds,hay buds! hahahaha scooter joke. i no u luf that!

4:38 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

OK Joey You could so be a guide dog..just make a nice cewtificare on youw pootew, and you'we set to one will question youw wight to be thewew..this neglect has to stop
smoochie kisses

4:42 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

I think we could get you one of those little back clothes thing that says you are a guide dog. We might have to look into that

4:53 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Joey! That's a dog like me, only a different colour. I'm jealous of those dogs. They get to go everywhere.


5:51 PM  
Anonymous Nanette said...

Holy crap you would be a great guide dog!!! Stella too! you would both be able to lead people wherever you want!!! To the game, to the treat jar, to the off leash park!!! Why haven't we thought of this sooner!

6:35 PM  
Blogger Dewey Dewster said...

Just a question......does WTF stand fer one of those HBO phrases that ya can't say in the company of ladies?????? Cause I almost thought ya just had the letters in the incorrect order and really wanted ta write WFT or Wire Fox Terrier but then anyone with even 20/60 eyesight can see that isn't a siree.....a guide dog in trainin', huh????? OK Joey.....someday you'll get your turn.....maybe ya can find someone that wants a lot of stains and get ta train fer that guy.......right !!!!!

Dewey Dewster here......

7:05 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Joey!
Yes..... WTF!!!
You need to plan something to get in there too!
I know you can do it!
Kisses and hugs

7:11 PM  
Blogger Stella said...

Ah, Joey, service dogs? Do you understand what SERVICE is? You kind of have to be a servant to the person who needs you and perform different chores all day long. Even when you are tired and don't want to. Somehow, well, its hard to see you waiting on and helping someone else.

But Maybe! Kisses from Stella

8:23 PM  
Blogger Boo said...

omdog! that's so unfair! i'm sure you could go too, just say you are a guide dog as well. can't your human do that?

wet wet licks


8:27 PM  
Blogger The Girl said...

Woah. Unfair.

8:47 PM  
Blogger Girl Girl Hamster said...

No fair. How come you don't get to go

~ Girl girl

8:50 PM  
Blogger T-man's mom said...

I don't buy it!!! I think you should go to the game next time Joey!! Do a big whopping stain to make your point. (Sorry mom, just feel sorry for Joey!)

T-man's mom, CC-man and T-man Angel

9:17 PM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

OMD!!! That's just like Winnie...I want to be a guide dog tooo!!!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

9:28 PM  
Blogger Scottie the 'cutie' said...

Hi Joe!

I'm Scottie...nice to meet you! That is so unfair that you didn't get to go to a game and that doggie got to go...=( I would love to be a guide dog too...then I could go with humans to everywhere...hehe!

Hope you have a great day! Will check back soon!


11:43 PM  
Blogger Huskee and Hershey said...

Hmmm.. someone needs to train the pup to look at the right direction! Heehee...

12:05 AM  
Blogger Maggie and Mitch said...

Puppy in training sounds like a made up story to us,Joey! This is an outrage - plain and simple!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

2:47 AM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

You should really get into this guide dog training!!!

Butt wiggles,
Solid Gold Dancer

3:47 AM  
Blogger umekotyan said...

Good evening tanner.
Popcorn is necessary for watching baseball. :)

from loved ume tyan

5:59 AM  
Blogger Abby said...

Hi, Joey...

That's just not right...

Abby xxxooo

6:23 AM  
Blogger Petra said...

You mean your mom didn't sign up FOR YOU when she saw this dog sitting where YOU should have been?

What's this world coming to, anyway?

11:25 AM  
Blogger Snowball said...

Joey, Ask mum to get you one of those vest that the dogs in training wear.


11:40 AM  
Blogger Simba said...

That looks like great fun. I'd like to chase that ball.

Simba x

11:50 AM  
Blogger The Puppies said...

That sounds totally bogus to us Joey!! You should make them give you lots of treats for not taking you and Tanner!!!!
The Puppies

2:46 PM  
Anonymous tad said...

Joe! NOOO! Stay far, FAR away from this "TRAINING".... I KNOW! It is a TRICK to make you DO WHATEVER THEY WANT YOU TO DO! And you don't even get PAID!!!

...although I did get some baby carrots....

3:22 PM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Woo. So ... is he being trained to tell his biped what's going on in the game or something? That's what it looks like he's doing.

3:24 PM  
Blogger Moco said...

What is up with all this leaving you at home when baseball is being played? I have to wonder about those parents of yours.

5:09 PM  
Blogger Rudy said...

Hey I don't know but it could be the farting thing ... Mom saw a show on Animal Planet last Saturday and it had a segment on Bostons and said they do get pretty gassy. Say it ain't so! I have a pic of the cutest Boston girl on my bloggie right now and I think I'm in love...


5:43 PM  
Blogger Opy - the Original GruffPuppy said...


You have been nominated for Photo of the Month over at the Bone Zone - head on over and cast your vote :)



5:49 PM  
Blogger Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Oh yeah, those training doggies has the priviledge of going anywhere the hoomans go.
Ah, I want to be the girl doggy guide dog, hehe, just kidding. I have a Pomegranate tree planted in the pot in my back yard too.
I can't wait to have the candy delivered to my front paws! Thanks pal!
Please come visit me to share my happiness, I have to shout out loud my love, I'm deeply in love, buddy!

6:00 PM  
Blogger BenTheRotti said...

That calls for pooping behind the couch for at least a week. If that dog can go then so can you.. they could always say you are trained to minimise their stupidity, i'm sure everyone would believe you if your two leggeds are even half as stupid as mine.


Ben xxxx

5:29 AM  
Blogger Mango said...

That looks like some stupid pee-wee midget hump meister dog. How come he gets to go to the game?


2:50 PM  

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