Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

WE ARE OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMDOG its finally time to start that Candy Delivery!!! SCOOTER has totally planned the trip and got us all ready to go with that PLANE!

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OMAN he said he knows FOR SURE what all them buttons and dials mean. OK I believe you SMARTEST twin!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE did say that maybe sometimes someone might SHOOT at us because we are one big plane and sometimes bad guys like to shoot at those big planes cuz they might have BOMBS in them and not CANDY. WHY would anyone want to drop bombs when you can drop CANDY?! SO I went to look at Dad's 32098 books about planes and wars and stupid fighthing junk.

IT says you can totally get these things called FLARES to shoot that makes big lights and smokies so the bad guys cant SEE that plane on their Ray DarR! I was like WTF how do I get those flares....

Then I was remembering, I know a fellow DOOFUS I Can be all...

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WHATSSSSSSSSUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP...

I Just need to make ONE quick stop...

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I NEED SOME HAPPY MEALS...yes that place keeps MOm's plastic on file after that last McDonalds EVENT! LOLOLOL...

So I totally got some FLARES for a totally sweet Deal from my Doofus buddy...

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OMDOG! He said he'd give me a whole lot more if I could get him a BIG WHEEL too!! WHat a guy!!! He said he doesn't recall anything going on right now with the USA where WE might need some flares. He sure is NICE! As I was leaving he sorta looked confused and mumbled something about Iraq and asking someone if that was still a war....I dunno....I got my flares and got OUT OF THERE!!!

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Scooter and I tested those flares and WOW are they cool. So now no missiles are going to get us!!!

SEE YOU GUYS SOON!!!!!!!!!

37 Stains:

Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

I would post BUT my sekhretary is laughing too hard -

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

6:11 PM  
Blogger meemsnyc said...

Heheheheh, Happy Meals! Yum.

6:16 PM  
Blogger Mango the Maltese kiddo said...

Hooray!
I'm so excited!
Candy is on the way, please don't forget my request!
You make me want to join the Air Force now!
You're the best!

6:56 PM  
Blogger Sunny,Scooter,Jamie said...

Scooter forgot to tell us. Did Joe go with them so he could parachute out at Sophie's?? He said he'd check in with us from time to time by cell phone, but he hasn't yet. He DID find Canada on the map today!
Paws crossed over here for the boys!
Hugs
Sunny

6:56 PM  
Blogger Lacy said...

w00f's Joey and Tanner, ooo u boys iz sooo smart...u will b safe, mayb dat ole man will put up a no fly zone, just let u boys plane fly...good idea, right??

b safe,
~rocky~

7:01 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

I'm glad you got some flares so no one shots at you.

7:09 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Tanner!
My mom can't stop laughing!
I will be waiting for you two!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

7:52 PM  
Blogger Moco said...

We are running outside right now and practice for the drop.
I think you might have wasted your happy meals.

7:59 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

that sure is some doofus there with the big wheel. You two are sure knowing what to do..i will just wait for my candy....dont worry about any canadian planes...we dont shoot...

8:07 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Tanner, That Scooter looks a lot like my buddy King Kong. Maybe you guys are actually triplets.

xo
SB

8:36 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

Tanner
Thank dog you guys awe on youw way..Mommi' has noooo candy in the house at all..something about being fat..sheesh IT"S the season..doesn't she know??
Fwankly You'we not such a doofus compawed to that guy..but I'm glad you got the flawes
smoochie kisses
ASTA

8:45 PM  
Blogger T-man's mom said...

Hee hee, your buddy with the big wheel looks very confused. I'm glad you have the situation under control Tanner!! CC-man wonders if you could drop some fries his way when you fly by :)

T-man's mom, CC-man and T-man Angel

PS: How does your mom..I mean how do YOU do that super cool photo editing? Do you use Photoshop? It looks like it would take a lot of time. (That's assuming there is some slight editing...yes Tanner I believe you really can fly!!)

9:07 PM  
Blogger Dannan and The Girl said...

OMDog, as if I wasn't worried enough about the two of you... now I have to worry about someone SHOOTING you?!?

The Girl is howling at your Doofus friend...

Brown dog kisses,
Dannan

9:54 PM  
Blogger Snowball said...

Cool! I am sure you will reach Singapore safely.

Luv
Snowball

9:56 PM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

Tanner...you should have given him a crappy meal - BOL!!! I can't wait to see you pups!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

10:31 PM  
Blogger Huskee and Hershey said...

ROFL... that pic of Mr Bush... LOL...
You are right Tanner (you are not a Doofus afterall)... Why would people drop bombs when they can drop candies instead?!!
Hey so when can Hershey and I expect our parcel drop? I want to be waiting at the lawn when that happens!

11:25 PM  
Blogger Boo Casanova said...

hi joey & tanner,

please DON'T FORGET to drop by my place yer. i want lots of sweets!

btw, i've moved to www.boocasanova.com. please update your link.

wet wet licks

Boo

12:54 AM  
Blogger BenTheRotti said...

OMD!! You guys are too funny!! Those flares look awesome.. maybe I should get some to alert Mum when I want my dinner, to go potty etc BOL!!
Fly safe guys, I can't wait for the candy drop!!

Love and Tailwags,

Ben xxxxx

1:28 AM  
Blogger BenTheRotti said...

PeeeS.. The beans want to know if you have any spare Happy Meals.. Misery Mum doesn't let them have them often!!

Ben xxxx

1:29 AM  
Blogger Maggie and Mitch said...

WHOA! We're going to be able to see you two coming from miles away! We'll be outside watching for you! COOL!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

2:46 AM  
Blogger Scrappy and Pebbles said...

OMGosh we so missed reading your blog it is just as hilarious as before we took our forced break from blogging. Glad to see you are staying true to form LoL

nose licks
Scrappy and Pebbles

4:27 AM  
Blogger Aniemother said...

I don't understand how anybuddy would want do drop anything but candy either! (Just remember no hard candy or you'll break everypup's heads if they're not careful!)

BOL!

Bajas

6:14 AM  
Blogger Mango said...

Do you think you can trust that Doffus guy to deliver the meals and not just keep them for his own pals?

I didn't know your mission was so dangerous.

Slobbers,
Mango

6:54 AM  
Blogger BrandytheGreat said...

Candy come to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

7:02 AM  
Blogger Petra said...

Oh, those flares are the best because they look like ghosts, and this is halloween, you know.

7:31 AM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

Good thing you are coming because PL2 bought three GIANT bags of candy and then THEY ATE ALMOST ALL OF IT!! Love A+A PL1 told PL2 no one ever comes so as Tanner says...WTF!!!

7:33 AM  
Blogger Beckett said...

Good luck, Tannerer and Scooterer!

Beckett

8:20 AM  
Blogger Lady Kaos said...

LMBO!!!! Sounds like you guys are all set! That's a lot of buttons, I bet it took Scooter awhile to figure them all out!
Kaos

9:41 AM  
Blogger Clover said...

Hi Tanner,
I am so excited for you to stop by my house! I hope I am not out of the way, being in Ottawa and all... Be careful landing, we have snow now. Bring your coat!
Love Clover xo

9:49 AM  
Blogger Bobo the Boston Terrier said...

Tanner, I need a Happy Meal, ASAP.

I've been anything but happy lately :(

10:37 AM  
Blogger Pedro said...

Wow! You and Scoot are dawg hero's! I can't believe you know how to fly a plane!!!!

Pedro

11:38 AM  
Blogger Abby said...

Hi, Tanner...

My Mom is laughing her head off right now...

We're glad you didn't ask the Doofus with the Happy Meals & Big Wheel to come along...He seems to mess alot of stuff up...Ya know??

You guys be careful...

Abby xxxooo

12:35 PM  
Blogger Pug(s) and Bugg said...

OOOOMD, we were so busy with Harley and you know, the bugg is demanding, and forgot to request our 30 Reeses Cups!! Is it too late?

1:48 PM  
Blogger Mack said...

I can just see W on his Big Wheels!

Can't wait to see you! (and the candy too...)

4:44 PM  
Blogger Aggie said...

HA HA HA!!! My mom says she loves your blog!!! HA HA. Happy Meals!!! OHH so good!!! Good luck on your trip!!

Sloppy Licks

Aggie

5:36 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

OMD Tannerere....Let us know if you can get email in whatever prison cell you land in!

gussie

6:09 PM  
Blogger Charlie Daniels said...

Love it.

Cheers

Charlie

7:18 PM  

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