Tanner WTF is this Toy Day?!
OMDOG guys its like ONE WEEK til it is my BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMDOG!! I will be 4 or maybe 5, depending on which papers from the pound you believe. ONE says I was almost 1 year old when I came to the pound, the other says I was almost 2! I think I am going to be 4, I feel more like I will be 4 than 5. 5 Seems OLD and like I'd need some of that Sponsibility stuff, I don't want THAT!!!!!!!!
So the other night Dad was doing some cleaning stuffs in the bathroom and had a bunch of things out on the floor when I found something SO TOTALLY COOL!
Its a Giant red doggy toy!! (note from Mom- this is actually a loofah scrubber for humans to wash themselves with in the shower)
I totally ripped its head open and pulled all the stuffing out, but then the rest of it was like not sploding? WTF??
I'd pull on it, and it would just like streeetch...
WTF I am pulling as hard as I CAN!!!!!!!
WHY WONT IT SPLODE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHH This is a defecteritive TOY. Who bought this thing?! I sure hope we can get our money back for this piece of crap toy!
That is the worst toy ever. Stupid non-sploding no stuffy or squeaky having piece of CRAP TOY!
I am going to stick with my corns.
53 Stains:
Yeah I think 4 would be a new age for you Tanner. :)
Oh dear.. I hope you'll get a refund for that toy
~ Girl girl
What sort of toy is that!!! Its wrong, just wrong. You don't look a day over 4.
Simba x
That toy does look a bit defective, but imagine how far you could stretch it if you got hold of one end and Joey got hold of the other, whee!
Nibbles
Cassidy x
nononooo, you dont look like 4 for me...mayb you are just 3. Just like me and what toy is that?? its suck, give it back to the petstore.
slurpy licks,
Twinkle.
Hi, Tanner...
I think you are 4...No way you look 5...
That's a weird toy...But I think Cassidy is right...You & Joey could play a really good game of Tug-O-War with that...
You should try & see how far you can stretch it...
Abby xxxooo
I reckon you should ask for a refund on that toy! In fact I think you should get two new ones in place of it!
Cheers
Charlie
I'm sure your mom took note and will no doubt get you a toy like that fur your barkday!
Isn't it nice to drop such subtle hints of what woo would like?
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
Mack's mom here: I think I will buy a dozen or so of those non-sploding toys for my Mr. Destructo.
5 is old? It is not old. That toy sure did suck didn't it?
In the 4th picture you look like a really cool aerobics instructor!!!!!!
Aw man. A toy with no guts. Who thought of that one? I'd like to weeble on their ankles.
When Pupi was adopted they said that he was 2 or 5. Are they crazy? I mean, are we really that tricky to age? Humans are such a simple species!
Wht piece of junk..what the heck kind of toy doesn't explode?? Love A+A
Tanner you give up to easily...I bet if you keep going it would splode...I just bet!
Lots of Licks, ruby
Poor Tanner!!! That looks like a bad toy!! It is absolutely no fun when you can't pull all the stuffing out!! And no squeaker??!! That just isn't right!! I took apart two stuffies (squeaker and stuffing) last night!!!
xoxoxox,
Opal
You know, Tanner, just because it didn't splode today, doesn't mean it won't splode tomorrow (maybe while you are sleeping). I think you better keep an eye on that thing.
Slobbers,
Mango
Oh yeah, and what's up with you being four (or maybe five) years old and still acting like a Doofus?
Look at Joey. No Doofusness there at all, no siree bob. Watch out, or your mom and dad will bring home another BT to straighten you out.
Slobbers,
Mango
So two things Tanner.
1. What is with the dual birthday business at your house. First, my Joey has two birthdays and now you have two ages.
2. I do believe your corns don't splode or squeak either.
xo
SB
Tanner, this question is too hard for you, so please make sure you ask Joey.
I made a big old bloggy list of feeds for all my pals on my blog, but when I tried to add you! Joey! The man! Blogger said you didn't have a feed. Is there something funny about your bloggie?
Slobbers,
Mango
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My dogs are not interested in being "sponsible" either. You are not alone!
Woof, Tanner
Don't you just hate those non-squeaky, sploding, stuffless toys? What is this world coming too? Dogs need stuffing and sqeakies.
Woof,
Desert Pups
Geez, what a dud that toy is! The colors are pretty but that's where it ends!
Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch
Don't worry Tanner. You tried your best. Maybe you should try scissors??
Poppy
I love how pink Tanner's cheeks get when he is really working at a toy.
Yup, at least you can make a shank outta corn, much better than that stupid non exploding toy.
Murph
You will always be young at heart. That is the stupidest toy that I have ever seen. What is the purpose of it. You are lucky that you did not get your teeth stuck and have to carry it around with you for the rest of your life. What was your dad thinin' even having that thing in the house.
I think they need to take that toy bacfk and get one that explodes properly! I hate defective toys!!
Kaos
We think the corn shanks are more you
Tanner we thought for sure you'd rip that toy apart matie. Have your teeth gone soft...maybe you are 5 hee hee.
tailwags
Noah Willow Tess Lucy
Oh my dog. Tanner, you had us laughing sooo hard. You are right tho. Crappy toy!
We think 4 also. Actually we thought perhaps younger cause,well,uh,of some of your doofus behavoir. But then we remembered. Scooter will be 11 on Sat. and his brain is still not caught up to his age! That's why we think you and Scooter are quite alot alike!!
Hugs
Sunny&Scooter
But Tanner, your teeth must look nice and shiny from all that flossing!
Your pal,
Petey
Hi, Tanner!
That no-toy sure was not funny to play with! a toy that does not explode is not a good toy!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
wow....what is even the use of a toy that doesnt splode or squeek..i am with you there doofus man...damn piece of hbo crap...
You can do what my great-grandma did about her age. The courthouse burnt down that had her birth certificate in it so she took the younger age for the rest of her life!
yeah, I'd call Better Business about that toy... what were they thinking?
Rudy
Hmmm.. it does seem a bit defective. Maybe you and Joey can play 'tug-of-war' using that toy?
Tanner
That is the most defectivest toy evew.you did evewything wight, and it just sat thewe..stoopid toy
can't wait fow youw Birfday
smoochie kisses
ASTA
tanner! that's the loofah to shower you is it?
wet wet licks
Boo
That's a defective toy alright! Hope you'll get a refund for it.
Turning 4? How lovely!
BOL!!! That's one weird toy!
Bajas
Hey, Tanner. They don't know how old I am either -- most think almost four, yet my vet thought my teethies looked older. But since I was so puppyish we went with 8 months when I was adopted, so now I'm almost four. That makes us two goofballs of the same cohort!!! And we do share something else: those pesky older brothers!!!
Woof!!!
Just Harry
Maybe it wasn't a toy at all?? Maybe your pawrents were trying to get you to bathe? That would be a sneaky trick...
so the 15th is your barkday?
I'm not sure, but I'd bet my little sister Am could rip that to shreds in 3.4 seconds. We don't call her "Jaws of Steel" for nothing!
Luv,
Dave
That is a crap toy!
Ike
Wow Tanner....
If ya want somethin' ta explode....ya can come 'n help us attack out next porcupine....we are hopin' fer a loud explosion from one of those vermin.....as fer the loofa....ya got a hooman toy there, Tanner, not a doggie one....seesh.....wo knew hooman toys were so dog proof?????
Dewey Dewtser here.....
Its a crime when a toy will not xplode everywhere or they do not scream when squizzed. Madness I tell ya
Deetzy
HeyTanner! WHHAAAASSSUUPPP! gess whutgesswhutgesswhut??? Yer burpday is close to min!!I am on #13 of Septemberer.Mom sed u were #15 of Septembererer. She sed that is like 2 days. We ar nerly twinz! wel,cept we don luk alik an i wil be 11 mom sez.an u don no how old but 4 or5 u think mom sed. isnt that cool!!!! Tanner the man an me nerly twinz! I stil wanna cum to live at yer howse so i can hav yer kind of foods an so u can teech me to fly! an i can halp u say heybudshaybuds to joe!
hi 5's frum yer neerly twin!
Scooter
Hey Joey! I made feeds for all my pals, but the one for you didn't work, so I put a picture of your handsome self on my sidebar with a link to your bloggie. Hope that's OK.
Slobbers,
Mango
HA hahahahahahhaha! you are so lucky that it didn't get tangled up in your ferocious fangs and need to be detangled by your mom!
Tanner, that does look like a crap toy. I'd stick with the reliable corns if I were you!
You are 4!!!! You dont even look 1!
Love
Boy n Baby
YO, Tanner!
You fought the toy, and the toy won, man!
Bummer.
Goob love,
Stanley
Hmmmm...wonder if that doggie had been on a starvation diet... thats why no stuffies inside?
Wags, Eric x
That's the weirdest toy we've ever seen. We bet we could destroy it though!
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