Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Wednesday, back in the blogging chair

I am back. Tanner's SPLOSION excuse is getting old, even ancient and slow Mom has got to have caught on by now! So not too long ago our human Aunt Michelle and her human pups sent us some presents. Mom finally let us have them!

We got these chew swirl things, MAN were they good. Obviously the Doofus likes them.

So much so that his eyes almost fell out!

CHEEEEEEEEEEESEBURGER! Ok, I admit I got pretty excited too!

There was a hot dog too!!

THANKS Aunt Michelle. This is a perfect segue because I have to announce our Aunt Michelle is coming HERE with her three human pups on May 28th. THEN on June 2nd Mom and Dad are getting MARRIED?! HITCHED?! TYING THE KNOT?! also, I am not invited to the wedding because they are just going to some courthouse place so they can save money to go to Europe in the fall for their honeymoon. Mom said I cannot go to the courthouse because there are no dogs allowed. That is ok, I need to start packing for this Honeymoon....

53 Stains:

Blogger Suki Sumo said...

Congratulations to your mom and dad! My mom and dad are getting married June 6 so we're going to have to have a pawty to put up with all these human celebrations. I can't wait to find out where you go in Europe!

5:58 PM  
Blogger Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

Congratulations to your mom and dad! This is great news!

Joey, we are not being pessimistic but are you aure you are port of the honeymoon plan?

Boy n Baby

6:10 PM  
Blogger Joey said...

Congrats to Joey's mum and dad!
Joey & Jack

6:17 PM  
Blogger Peanut said...

Oh congrats to your mom and dad. Those chew things look good. Europe will be fun for you mom and dad but dude I don't know if you are going to be able to go.

6:38 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Joey!
Congratulations to your Mom and Dad! June 2nd?? Its almost the date!
Like our friends said... I am not so sure about you joining them for the honeymoon!
Maybe Tanner can do something about it!
Kisses and hugs

PS I am drooling!

7:20 PM  
Blogger Two Wild and Crazy Guyz said...

That is so exciting Joey! We sure hope that you will get to tag along for the Honeymoon!
Ozzie & Rocky

7:22 PM  
Blogger Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

WOOOOOT!!!! ur not invited to the weddin' but how bout the rest of us...we could be the you think ur peeps would like about 100 dogs there when they get married?? We're cheap to dogs and stuff...Lacie's gonna go and buy a dress...

Oh...Joe...thanks for nominatin' Mango's Wheelie for awesome post...mumsie tried to but Blogger was being difficult...

Go back and visit Hector today...he went for physical therapy...Mumsie still's cryin' on the floor...Mango's blog is goin' to kill her!!

Oh...did Tanner's eye fall out???? It looked pretty close....

Wiry barks,

Gilbert our wheelie and Myrna..Asta's wheelie are doin' some climbin' on Everest this week.....

7:37 PM  
Blogger Huskee Boy said...

CONGRAAAAAAAAAATS to your mom and dad!
Yeah.. I say forget abt the wedding. Focus on the honeymoon instead. I am sure you'll have more fun in Europe than at the courthouse.

7:42 PM  
Blogger vix said...

Joes, tell your mom to post a registry on her blog so those of us who appreciate ALL the hard work she does on all of her blogs can show how much they enjoy her work and reward her a bit! Please?

7:47 PM  
Blogger Willie & Waylon said...

Congrats to your mom & dad! You guys will have a blast on their honeymoon!

We like your new toys.. especially the swirly chewies. Sorry our mom has been so LAZY about commenting - the furless sister is into everything.

7:55 PM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said...

holy crap...honeymoons are lots of fun...lets all go...all in favor of going on joeys moms and dads honeymoon....say woof....

8:01 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

Congratulations to Mom and Dad. And I think you should get one of those Therapy Dog jackets or somethin and crash the ceremony. I don't know if it will be legal if you can't be there. Right?


8:04 PM  
Blogger Moco said...

Congrats to your mom and dad. Grammie says, "June is a good month." Something about her birthday being 2 days after the wedding. She can celebrate the wedding and just float into the birthday. I am not sure what that means, but it should be more treats for us. I hope we get ones like you guys got.

8:12 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Your mom and dad are really smart to have just a little wedding and spend all that dough on a trip. I'm sure you and the Doofus will really love Europe. You must insist on Italy and maybe Portugal. They have some really yummy grilled meats in Portugal.


8:17 PM  
Blogger meemsnyc said...

Hotdog and cheeseburger toys. Neat!

Congrats on your mom and dad getting married. Ours are getting hitched this October!

8:19 PM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Oh, I thought they were married already. Anyway, congrats!!!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

9:02 PM  
Blogger Girl Girl Hamster said...

Woh that's alot of pawsome good news. Congrates to your pawrents. Will Super Tanner fly your pawrents & you for honeymoon?

~ Girl girl

9:34 PM  
Blogger Lacy said...

w00f's joey and tanner, congrats to u mama and daddy on dey weddin...i finks it wood b nice iffin we all got to go too...and fur sum reason me not finks u gits to go on da hunnymoon..

b safe,
~rocky and company~

9:51 PM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said... much excitement!!! I bet those pups will give you LOTS of snackies!!!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

10:08 PM  
Blogger Simba said...

Come and see me! Those are great presents. I hope the doofus still has two eyeballs.

Simba xx

1:14 AM  
Blogger Lola Smiles said...

How cool is that! YAY and congrats to your parents! and Europe is a great place for a honeymoon. I'm with Sophie, you have to go to ITALY!! :) and Paris is cool too!

luv ya
Lola Smiles

2:23 AM  
Blogger Maggie & Mitch said...

Congratulations to your mom and dad! Are you and Tanner both going to Europe or just you, Joey? What fun! We can't wait to hear more about those plans! BTW, your cheese sticks look awesome!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

2:40 AM  
Blogger Mack said...

What great news!!! Congrats to your mom & dad. That's in just a couple of weeks!!
I don't have any aunts! Looks like I am missing out on a BUNCH!

And tell Doofus sometimes my eyeballs look like they're about ready to pop out too! I think it's a sign of intelligence...

4:41 AM  
Blogger The Airechicks said...

What - court you can't go .....we call "BULLS***" - our Mom told us she saw some handsome four legged person with a vest on that said "SERVICE GOD" at the courthouse before.... just get a vest...Aren't you the BESTMAN?? Whose gonna hold the rings??

Anyway ...sounds like you pad is gonna be "HOPPING" ...Is there a pawty for you Mom & Dad - we might need to throw a suprise pawty for them......

Those chewies look DELISH.....need more action shots.....



4:52 AM  
Blogger Jessie and Jake said...

Wow that is great news about your parents - we couldn't be happier

As for Dufus - we love the picture of his eyeball almost falling out!

5:26 AM  
Blogger umekotyan said...

Good evening Joey.
Congratulations of papa and the mama on the marriage.
Wonderful toast in the future. :)

from loved ume tyan

5:51 AM  
Blogger Comet and BLU said...

Congratulations to your mom and dad's upcoming wedding. It sounds like they have some exciting plans - even if you can't join them. While they are on their honeymoon, we think you can come up with all sorts of presents to hide around the house. They'll love it when they get back!

6:15 AM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Congratulations mama & papa de Joey & Tanner! Looks like you're soon gonna be TOO LEGIT TO QUIT!!

Joe, be sure to pack light for the honeymoon. I hear you don't wear a lot of clothes anyway when you go on one of those things.

Goober love,

6:21 AM  
Blogger Mango said...

What is wrong with Doofus with his eyes all poppin out?

June 2 is really soon! I can't believe you are banned from the wedding.

6:31 AM  
Blogger The Army of Four said...

Married?!!? How cool! And hey, did you see our month of Sunday Salutes to our great sisters? Pups can go ANYwhere in Europe! You'll love it when you help your parents go on their honeymoon!
Play bows,

6:53 AM  
Blogger Petra said...

Congratulations to your mom and dad! That's great news!

Hey, Joey, we HAD a hot dog just like that one but Fig and I tore it apart and it somehow disappeared.

8:15 AM  
Blogger Pug and Bugg said...

Hi Joey and Tanner! CONGRATS ON YOUR MOMMY AND DADDY! My mommy is ALWAYS wondering when that will happen for her and our daddy... ;) haha.

We are doing a really fun contest over here at Pug & Bugg. It's called SOPHIE'S NEXT PUG MODEL! Check it out at this link:

Hope you will be joining us! We accept all forms of Terrierist (we mean Terriers) since Dixie is half BT. COME JOIN! Tell alllll your friends!


Sophie and Dixie

10:09 AM  
Blogger Zorra said...

Congrats to your mom and dad. If you need to borrow our VW to go to Europe, just let us know. It is quite comfy over the Lantic Oshun.

11:28 AM  
Blogger 2shibas said...

OMD! Congrats to your mom and dad! And you guys should totally crash the wedding!!!

Thanks for your help yesterday - I'm feeling 100% better today!


11:49 AM  
Blogger Sparky said...

Joe, you stole my squeaky burger! I've been wondering where it went! That one looks just like mine!

Congratulations to your human Mom and Dad! Are you sure you're allowed to go on their honeymoon? Well, you'd better pack up anyway just in case!


11:57 AM  
Blogger Tofu Burger said...

Congratumalations!!!! Whaooo!

Joey, you'll lovelove love love the food in Europe! Especially pizzas from Italy!

drool drool drool


12:20 PM  
Blogger Clover said...

Hi Joey!
Those are some great gifts!! Looks like you really enjoyed them. Congrats to your mom and dad! I sure do hope they take you to Europe. What kind of parents would they be if they didn't? ;)
Love Clover xo

12:48 PM  
Blogger Lady Kaos said...

WOOHOO for finally getting your gifts and WOOHOO for your Mom and Dad!! They're getting married 2 days before my Mom and Dad's anniversary! I was actually kind of a wedding gift for Mom and Dad.

12:57 PM  
Blogger Lillie Valentine said...

That is just GREAT news!! I am so excitederest. I just LOVE weddings!

2:57 PM  
Blogger Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...


Bussie Kissies

3:09 PM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

Oh congrats to your Mom and Dad!! How exciting!!!You boys should just rent tuxes and crach the wedding! Love A+A

3:39 PM  
Blogger Ike said...

Where in Europe are they taking you?

6:58 PM  
Blogger Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

One of my all time FAVOURITE toys is a hamburger like that - it has split BUT it is still in my toybox!

BTW, I don't know if woo have visited her site or not BUT woo need to chekhk out Khodes baby bro -

I think WOO will be impressed!


7:55 PM  
Blogger Deefor said...

Wow! Exciting news. About your cheese treats and hot dog. Amazing.

And give your mom and dad a lick for me cause they're getting married! But I think they should do it some place that allows doggies. Unfair.

Maybe that part at the courthouse will be boring and you can go to the food part.


10:09 PM  
Blogger Mr. T-Bone Beasley said...

Woooo hooo for getting married! I won't let my human do that yet. I still have to hump her boyfriend's leg so he knows that I dominate him. And that I come #1! Heheheh, yours and Tanner's eyeballs make me laugh...I thought they were gonna pop out!

Pee human got a new camera today! Some panasonic thing! But whatever it takes my picture and that's all that matters!

Mr. T-Bone Beasley

11:40 PM  
Blogger MONA AND THE MOMMY! said...

Hey Joey,

I'm Mona the Texas Dachshund & just read your comment on Peanut's blog about his Mommy being a Doofuss. I thought the Mommy was the only Doofuss out there and now my Mommy has company...2 Doofusses...maybe they are related.

Mona & my Doofuss, the Mommy...Mona

4:14 AM  
Blogger Penny & Poppy said...

Our mom just read a story in a magazine about a couple who got married with their dog. They pronounced them "husband, wife and dog". I don't think they got married in a court house and it was a service dog. Sorry, Joey! Maybe you'll get to go on that honeymoon.

Poppy & Penny

8:55 AM  
Blogger BenTheRotti said...

Congratulations to your Mom and Dad, too bad you can't go to the wedding.. but you get to go on the honeymoon???

Lucky you!!!

You guys look so cute with the pressies from Auntie Michelle.. would she like to adopt me?? hehehe

Ben xxxxxx

9:06 AM  
Blogger wally said...

Dude congratulations that you get to go to Europe cuz the folks are getting hitched! Will they be taking your last name? (Stains, of course)?


ps. Be sure to practice that bug eyed face so you can make it when your 'rents come home from getting hitched.

3:27 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

Oh MyDog Joe
What Gweat excitement..I nevew got to go ona honeymoon befowe!!
Congwatulations to youw pawents!!!YEAH!!!!!!!!
SMoochie kisses

8:49 AM  
Blogger Aniemother said...

Congrats to your mom and dad! We hope you'll stop by us here in Norway when you're in Europe!

Bajas & Nimbus

1:37 AM  
Blogger WinstonBerry said...

Hi Joey!!
What cool presents!! I especially like the cheeseburger!!! (my Lisa is a vegetarian, and I don't get much of the real thing. I am going to show her your present and see if she'll go to Petco and get one for me, at least then I can PRETEND I'm having a real one)
Congrat's to your Mom and Dad!!!!!! Yay!!!!

Winnie :-)

1:21 PM  
Blogger Emma the Golden Girl said...

and the Canine Kids said,
Your Aunt Michelle is sure one kind lady to send those cool presents!
Congratulations to your Mom and Dad. We think that is exciting news and we can't wait to see the pictures with your Mom's new camera.

4:03 AM  

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