Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Thursday, December 06, 2007

leaving for the party...

We left for Asta's party while Mom and Dad were still at work! We wore our sweatshirts and our coats because its COLD in NYC. We totally snagged a bottle of that funny juice everyone is talking about. CRAP I hope Ruby hurries I don't want to get busted!!!! (doofus is just nervous because I am, or he is just making one of his usual doofus faces)

Don't worry she will NEVER notice because I totally replaced the bottle...

I am so nervous about Sophie I might crack this bottle open on the do you open this thing anyway????

33 Stains:

Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

We don't think she will notice at all.Love A+A

6:41 PM  
Blogger Luckie Girl said...

Good job replacing the bottle of juice. The new bottle looks exactly the same dude! :)

6:56 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

Hey Joey...fine vintage you chose to replace the one you are bringin to the pawty. Hope you have a great time with Miss Sophie. She is a sweetie.


7:49 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Joe
Of course your mom will not notice the change!
If you have a chance, take a picture of her when she has a drink from that bottle!
See you soon

8:03 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

How did you know I like red silly juice the best? Good move replacing it with another red.


8:04 PM  
Blogger Ralph said...

Wow thats a big bottle of, um, "red tomato wine" you left behind! Good luck with the Sophie. Is Doofus your wingman?


9:28 PM  
Blogger Comet and BLU said...

We don't think your mom will notice, but your substitute bottle is probably better for the plane. It won't break if you drop it and is much easier to open.
Comet and BLU

9:37 PM  
Blogger Ben_Benjamin said...

No worries Joey, your mom will never find!!

10:23 PM  
Blogger Patience-please said...

Oh Joe Stains, your blog always makes our silly Servant laugh in bed with her laptop when we and the manservant are all asleep. Then we all wake up and the manservant says, "wah?" and we all go back to sleep even happier with sweetest dreams.

the whippet waggle

10:32 PM  
Blogger Two Wild and Crazy Guyz said...

Dudes! You totally rock. You took wine out of that rack! Whoa! Just remember Tanner's last fiasco with booze. He really can't handle too much!

Ozzie & Rocky

10:45 PM  
Blogger Bentley & Niko said...

Hah! We have to figure out this party thing... mom seems to be workign whenever we want to go but maybe sometime we can sneak away.

11:31 PM  
Blogger Snowball said...

What a great idea. I will never thought of replacing the bottle of juice like you did. You are so SMART!

I think you look dashing and Jake said that there will be lots of mistletoe there. Remember to give Miss Sophie a smoochie kiss when your chance come. If you need help, I will help you to make Miss Sophie stand under one of those mistletoe but you have to loan me a jacket when I need it to keep me warm.


12:07 AM  
Blogger River said...

BOL - there's no way you're going to get busted with that replacement bottle!!


1:03 AM  
Blogger Simba said...

Good idea replacing the bottle, they'll never know. I don't know how you open it, but Mummy says once it is open you have to drink the whole bottle. Or is that just her?

Simba xx

1:52 AM  
Blogger Maggie & Mitch said...

Asta's going to love those orange coats! You're wearing her signature color, ya know! Great choice on replacing the wine bottle! They'll never even suspect!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

3:43 AM  
Blogger Balboa & Mommy said...

whoa you two look so cool in your coats. I don't think she'll ever notice, not until she opens the bottle up, hee hee. Then blame it on your dad!

See you two there

Frenchie Snorts

4:35 AM  
Blogger Lenny said...

Very clever about replacing the bottle. She'll NEVER know!

Your friend, Lenny

6:46 AM  
Blogger Ferndoggle said...

Nice job dude. She'll never notice it's missing. Don't drink too much of that juice...remember the doof's hangover?


6:51 AM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

Hey Joey, that replacement bottle is an excellent vintage!!! They'll never know you switched it!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

7:33 AM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Hahaha! You are sooo smart boys... We will see you there! I'm going nekkid with just the two ribbons on mah ears.

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

7:46 AM  
Blogger The Brat Pack said...

No way will she notice. Humans are soooo unobservant.


9:18 AM  
Blogger MJ's doghouse said... dad would notice..but only cuz he lovvvvvvvvvves the bottle you trades it for....i hope you have an awesome time at the party joe....Us Canadian girls rule....please give Sophie a big kiss for me....

9:34 AM  
Blogger Clover said...

Hi Joey and Tanner!
How great to see you at the pawty! It was nice of you to bring silly juice too - I bet your mom won't notice the replacement.
You both look very nice in your jackets - how could Sophie resist you, Joe?!
Love Clover xo

9:41 AM  
Blogger Tofu Burger said...

joey you are so clever!


12:09 PM  
Blogger Petra said...

You are one of the smartest dogs I know. How did you get so clever?

3:14 PM  
Blogger Lady Kaos said...

You're Mom will totally never notice you changed the bottles. LOL!!

4:10 PM  
Blogger vix said...

OMG, best laugh I've had all week seeing that ketchup bottle in the wine rack Joes! WELL DONE!

4:18 PM  
Blogger Suki Sumo said...

My mom loves that ketchup stuff and she loves wine stuff so I am under the impression they are pretty much interchangeable. I think you're in the clear! Also give some of that juice to Sophie because mom calls that "Love Juice" or something like that.

6:12 PM  
Blogger Cubby said...

Hahaha - Good job disguising your crime!

8:54 PM  
Blogger Waylon & Willie - the Boston Terrier brothers said...

Our mom wanted to know what year vintage is the Heinz....

8:58 PM  
Blogger T-man said...

Ooh, good thinking! I'm sure mom won't even notice.

9:39 AM  
Blogger Frasier said...

Good for you!!You are smart on your feet,Joey!
Mommy laughed a lot though!!'

6:59 PM  
Blogger Stanley said...


You had no need to worry. You were WAY SUAVE-AY at the party!

Goober love,

Pee Ess
Good thinking on replacing the bottle. She'll never know!

8:07 AM  

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