post steelers loss stress syndrome

Ya know yesterday was a pretty bad day for me, but then I was reading blogs today and I saw that our dearly departed Oscar's Mom and Dad got themselves a new dog named Harry. This made me real happy. Then I started reading all the comments from my friends trying to cheer me up and I saw that Asta made a comment asking me to look at her blog. She said we should put up a song to welcome our new friend Harry to the dogs with blogs. Well after all the nice support you dogs gave me when I was down I decided to dedicate this to Harry and to ALL my friends on Dogs with Blogs. You always have a friend in me!!



Lots of dogs have been doing interviews and I was excited for my man Ike to interview me so here it is:

1. What is the best stain you've ever made? Did it resemble any celebrities and/or religious figures?

This is a tough one, I have had many opportunities to stain in my life but I think my favorite was a fabulous and explosive um messy poo that I did under Mom's computer desk. I can't remember what it was that I ate but I unleashed a spray that lasted a good 6 feet starting under the desk into the middle of the living room. Now I cannot say that it looked like a celebrity or religious figure, but the look on Mom's face was kind of like this:


This is called The Scream, by Edvard Munch. That's what Mom looked like, I think her hair even fell out for a second or two.

2. What was life like BTD (before the Doofus)?

Life was in a word, GRAND. Here is the way I had the humans trained BTD. I would go to my grandparent's house for a few days and just as I was getting bored there they would call Mom and Dad and say, Joey wants to do something, you better come get him. So then I would go stay with my parents and as soon as I got bored there, they would drive me back to the grandparents again. It was fabulous! Car rides back and forth, Gram would give me french fries all the time, Gramps gives great butt scritches and Mom and Dad were great for walks and dog parks and dog parties. Now, we are here ALL THE TIME, trapped with each other like rats in a cage :(


3. There are so many fine ladies out there and you don't have a special someone … what makes The Stains tick?

I'm a loner Doggie, a rebel. I got my eye on some ladies but I won't say who, I don't want anydog falling for me because I am just not the type to commit and I don't want to break any hearts. I need a lot of time to myself, time to reflect on the Stains I've made and think about what Stains the future may hold.


4. What food produces the best farts? In other words, what are the raw ingredients you put into your Dutch oven?
Oh boy, this is a great question. So far I think the best farts I have been able to produce come from Hot Dogs. There is just something beautiful about the hot dog. The taste on my tongue is like a fantasy of spices and meaty goodness exploding in my mouth. Then a few hours later its like a cacophony of beautiful butt music followed by a room clearing aroma that makes Mom and Dad make Doofus Faces.

5. And the question we've all thought but no one has been brave enough to ask – how do you really feel about Tanner?

Let me just tell you the absolute truth here, Tanner is a complete mess. He falls out of the bed, he eats poop, he gets in the trash, etc. But I gotta say for as much as he bugs the everloving CRAP out of me 99% of the day, sometimes I like the guy. Like 1% of everyday you will catch us actually playing. I guess the guy is keeping me young and I sure did lose a lot of weight since he got here. But really, I think I need to go back to some weekends alone with Gram and Gramp, there is only so much one dog can take of WHATSSSSUUUUUUUUPP in your face every five minutes and I won't even begin to tell you about his terrible potty mouth. Mom and Dad sure dropped the ball letting that one watch HBO all the time.

Well, Ike, that was FABULOUS!!! Thank you for the very though provoking questions!

These are the rules:
1. If you are interested in being interviewed, leave me a comment saying, 'interview me.'
2. I will respond by posting five questions for you. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your blog with a post containing your answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.