stuck in the middle with you

So we have been tagged to do the middle name game, I am not going to reiterate the full rules because I think everyone knows them. Basically just find a corresponding word for each letter of your middle name that describes you.

My full name is Joseph Brains Stains. I have been commenting all the time that I did not have a middle name but I have appointed myself with that middle name as it is so fitting for someone of my intelligence. I consider myself the 'Brains of the Operation' and I find it fitting that my name should reflect that responsibility.

So lets begin:

B - Best
R - Rowdy
A - Angry
I - Intelligent
N - Neutered
S - Superawesomefantasticwonderfulbestdogever


Ok I told Tanner he may also choose a middle name as I have been allowed to choose mine.

HI OMDog three days in one row you get to talk TO me the Tannerito toe made of frito. My foot does smell like a FRITO and if you put it in my mouth I try to EATO it. It is funny and Dad does it to me lots. OK but this is about a middle name. My Top and Bottom is called Tanner but my MIDDle can be anything I want so I want it to be my favorite word ever and that is WHATSSUUUUP! So my Name is, Tanner (top part) WHATSSUUUUP (middle of me) Tanner (bottom part) Lettuce see what those letters mean ok!

W - WHATSSUUUUUUUUPPPPPP
H - hi
A - Amarillis is Astas MOMs name I like that name
T - Tanner!
S - SMART
S - Surfboards
U - Underpants ARE fun to eat
U - Underpants might be the only U word I can THiNk OF?!
U - ?? underpants?
P - POOP!!!!!!

THIS was So much FUN I love it! Joey said GO now so I will BYE!

Oh dear, I am actually left speechless. *gasp*