Joe Stains

This is the blog of an angry old boston terrier. (and his little brother Tanner who gets to post every Tuesday)

Sunday, September 02, 2007

Lay Bore Day with TANNER day

GUYS AND GaLS and GIRL GIRl its ME tanner!!!1 JOey said because it is a HOLLy Day I can post and I have some excitering stuff to say about some things OK!? You guys see all that Shi um stuffs that our Friends in that burgh sent to us? OMDOG I love it all.

OK Ok this is what I am to share with you.


It is hotterest here like WOAH like sooo hot.


Oh baaaby its HOT outside!!!


But like JOE and I like doing some sunning but MOM says NOT TOO LONG OUT SIDE OR YOU WILL BE SORRY. Sorry how come I did not eat anything or be bad Dog?


JOE what does she mean I will be sorry? sorry of what? So sorry that I would have to go into my Little House? OMDOG guys that is called a SEG WAY because NOw I will show you what I got that is new!!!


I got a BRAND new LITTLE HOUSE?! You want to know WHY??? WELL I had this old little house that was made of stuf that was easy to rip up and then I escaperist out of my Little House and then I EAT THINGS and then I get sorry! Like I eated a picture of my Human Cousin the one that looks like a poodle. AND I eated some video game that goes in the computer. AND I eated this thing that MOMs web cam sits on. AND I eated some trash that was water bottles and some tissues. AND I eated a calendar. SO now I have this fancy new little house.

BUT look at this that is in my little house.


That is LILLIE my wife and now we are together in my house all the time like a marrieds should be!!!

I hope you dogs and hamster is having a good LayBore Day weekend as we are here but I hope its not as hotterest at your house as it is here and you can go outside to play.

49 Stains:

Blogger Holly said...

It's a Holly Day for sure!!! I am doing quite a bit of relaxing and napping today. Yesterday I got to go swimming, so am still recovering from all that exercise today. Have a good Lay Bore Day!!

Holly

1:52 PM  
Blogger Two Wild and Crazy Guyz said...

We are glad that you are having a good Lay Bore day. Sorry it is so hot there. We usually have that here in South Texas too. But it has been rainering here for the last several days so it is only about 85 right now. You guys try to stay cool and enjoy the holly day!

Ozzie & Rocky

3:34 PM  
Blogger powder-puff said...

TANNER whhhhhaaaattttsssuuuupppp!!!


WOW it is HOT HOT HOT there!!!!


here in texas we have expected storms this week, so its gonna be WET WET WET here!!!!


PEE.ss
ooooooooo tanner your wifey lillie
is very pretty!!!


peace out
puff

4:19 PM  
Blogger wally said...

Dudes! That is TOO hot. If you want you can visit me because it is NOT the hotterest here and me and my sissy were not sorry when we hung out outside today. And then we can watch baseball and drink beer and watch the Phillies stink up the place!

wally.

ps. Joe! We could lock your brother in the box with my sissy so they don't annoy us! And she won't try to put the moves on him cuz she has other boyfriends and also doesn't give a crap about other dogs.

4:30 PM  
Blogger Turbo the Sibe said...

It's not too hot here. In fact it is perfect. Everyone is welcome over at my house for a Lay Bore Day Pawty!!!

4:37 PM  
Blogger Gus said...

Lay Bore Day? I thought it was Labrador day, and I have been watching for Travis all day long!@

Teka Toy Dagger

5:47 PM  
Blogger Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

Happy Holiday! What does your mom mean when she say you are sorry? We think your new house looks so cool.

Love
Boy n Baby

6:05 PM  
Blogger Lorenza said...

Hi, Tanner
I wish you a nice LayBore Day!!
I like your new house and having Lillie's picture there you will never feel alone there!!
You are having the hottest weather!! Here is cloudy so it has been ok!
Have a good night
Lorenza

6:49 PM  
Blogger Ferndoggle said...

Oh Tanner-man, it's a balmy 79 degrees here in da 'burgh and breezy. The perfecterous LayBorDay weekend...for a change. Hope you get to chill out soon, dude.

Happy LayBore DAy to you & your peeps!

Penny

7:43 PM  
Blogger Grammie said...

Gads Tanner:
I would eat all that stuff also if I had to be in that kind of heat. I think you can lose brain cells being outside when it is that hot. Your new house is the best. I like that you have family portraits. Family is very important.
Peanut and Flash's Grammie

8:07 PM  
Blogger Huskee Boy said...

Hey Tanner,
You are kidding right?? You did not eat all those things right??

Oh my.. you are having the hotterest day.. maybe some Frosty Paws will be nice.. hee...

8:19 PM  
Blogger Cubby said...

It's not that hot here, but it is pretty boring!

8:34 PM  
Blogger Luckie Girl said...

Hey Tanner,
Your new house looks smashing! Are you going to have a housewarming pawty and invite us over??

8:51 PM  
Blogger Zach said...

I wanna come to the housewarming party .. I saw you have BEER ...

9:16 PM  
Blogger ToFFee said...

oooh! tanner is in-love!

you love to eat tissues too? man they are the bestest.. but I wonder why hooomans get mad.. I mean that's recycling right?

so when are you having a house warming?

Wuffs!
Toffee

9:34 PM  
Anonymous chiyo said...

that is hoooooooooot! i can see the steam rising off you

when is the NFL starting?

love..
chiyo

9:59 PM  
Blogger Asta said...

Tanner
You better get a lot of water bottles in your new house..you need to stay hydwated in that heat..I would melt..but that is a gweat looking house..I like what you've done with it..and Lillie too
smoochie kisses
Asta
pee ess.do you have to stay in it all the time???

10:17 PM  
Blogger Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh you doggies are having a Holly Day? It sure looks very hot where you are and You look like a bunny with your long ears Tanner. hee


~ Girl girl

12:49 AM  
Blogger Amber-Mae said...

Labor Day? What's that? Is it some kind of howliday for us doggies? We only had National Day a few days ago... Man, it's hot there! You guys must be baking in the heat. Hopefully, you both won't turn into Boston jerkies, heeheehee...

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

2:16 AM  
Blogger Maggie & Mitch said...

We sure wish we could send you some cooling Aire! It was 48 degrees here yesterday morning and it's low 50's today! High's are only 70's! It's wonderful! Lillie's portrait is so lovely!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

2:34 AM  
Blogger Snowball said...

It looks like its really hot at where you are. Your mum is right that your should not stay out for too long.

Luv,
Snowball

3:11 AM  
Blogger Balboa & Mommy said...

Well if they didn't want you to eat it they shouldn't have left it out.

I must say your house looks really comfy and safe, plus the picture of Lillie just makes is perfect.

Stay cool dude,
Frenchie Snorts
Balboa

3:35 AM  
Blogger River said...

Cool house Tanner - does Joe have one too?

River

3:42 AM  
Blogger Ruby Bleu said...

OMDog that is entirely too hot! Wasn't it even too toasty to lay out there...even for a little while??? Hey Tanner...nice new little house!!! Congrats...and great decorating you did with Lillie's picture!

Lots of Licks, Ruby

6:02 AM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

That is one cool house little dude!! Does it have an air conditoner?How about a flat screen TV to watch the games on? You can go get a cold brewski and chill!! Love A+A

6:56 AM  
Blogger Agatha and Archie said...

That is one cool house little dude!! Does it have an air conditoner?How about a flat screen TV to watch the games on? You can go get a cold brewski and chill!! Love A+A

6:56 AM  
Blogger Stanley said...

Tan Man!!

I love your posts! Congratulations on the new house. You look very snug and cozy. And, your Lillie is a bootiful Airepup. I didn't know until recently that your girlfriend was an Airedale. How'd you two meet? When's your tannerversary? Do you have any pups that you made together? (I'm nosey ~ so SUE ME)!

Enjoy your Lay Bore Day!

Goober love,
Stanley

7:35 AM  
Blogger Boo said...

joey, how come i didn't attend your wedding?

wet wet licks

Boo

8:08 AM  
Blogger T-man said...

Happy Holly Day to you Tanner!! I heard that people in California lost power from the heat. I hope you don't lose your A/C too! Of course, being Tanner, you will always be cool no matter what. In fact, you have so much coolness, you should send some to those poor people in CA :)

PS: Don't get Lillie's pretty pic get eated by "somebody".

8:40 AM  
Blogger Tadpole said...

Wow - you have a GREAT little house! I just have a jail that I'm sentenced to when everyone leaves. I tend to eated things too. :-) But that picture of your wife in there is AWESOME! She's a beauty!

9:13 AM  
Blogger Casper said...

Wow you like to eats up a lot of things! We do like your new house.

12:14 PM  
Blogger coco said...

oh tanner you and i both loves to eats things we're not supposed to. why does everyone have to get so freaked out about it?? so what if it rips thru our little systems and makes us have sick-poos and stuff. it's our butts, not theirs, and besides - they shouldn't leave it around if we're not supposed to eat it.

happy holla-day! coco

1:09 PM  
Blogger coco said...

pee s. i got a good-bad-eating story about my friend tiger the boston. he ate a big bunch of his blankie one time and his mom had to help pull it out his butt when he tried to poop it back out. i swear! mom told me!!

1:11 PM  
Blogger Pugsley, Buster, Cricket & Daisy said...

Whao doggie that be hot, stay cool and safe.

2:36 PM  
Blogger Frasypoo said...

Its hot here too!!
Its good to have airconditioning though!!!
frasier

5:45 PM  
Blogger Lillie Valentine said...

Hey Tanner!
ITs hot here too. You must be sending the warm aire our way. I like your house. I have one like that too. I can tell you how to escape from it if you want me to. I am really good as an escape artist frmo my house. Mom and dad stopped putting me in it. I'm glad that my picture helps keep you company.

6:30 PM  
Blogger Sophie Brador said...

Okay, so I am still totally blown away by that major score from Pittsburgh. Holy doodle dogs! What a haul.

On another note, if you want to come up here until summer is over, I'm sure my mom would be fine with that. It's only about 26 or 27 these days, which means about 80 in your weather. And sometimes, she takes me to a giant lake, although now we're back in the city and I'm super depressed because I never wanted to ever leave the lake. One day soon she will get around to posting my swimming photos. It was so great.

Nice house! I love my house too. It was the first place I went when I got home tonight.

7:25 PM  
Blogger Scruffy & Lacie said...

Yo Tanner dude...that is way too hot...it was only 82 here in the 'Burg today...you better be careful...someone mentioned Boston Jerky...don't like dehydrate, Man...Your Airechick is hot...well, it sounds like everyone is hot there, but ya know what I mean...attractive, like!
Cooling barks...scruffy and lacie...

Lac says it's Labordoodle Day...we spent most of it doodleing with crayons...it wasn't fun, but that's what she said we had to do...???!!!

7:58 PM  
Blogger Ben_Benjamin said...

HEy Tanner, are u interested with my DOT DOT gang??

8:38 PM  
Blogger Pacco de Mongrel said...

u guys enjoyed sun-tanned??

me too...

9:10 PM  
Blogger Simba said...

That house looks very cosy and unbreakable. I don't suppose you'd want to get out with Lilly in there.

Simba x

1:20 AM  
Blogger fee said...

what a nice lay bore day! but why is lillie outside the house if you is marrieds?

loves,
fee

3:40 AM  
Blogger umekotyan said...

A new house is wonderful.
However, it is perplexed hot every day.
Love Rain. :)

from loved ume tyan

3:41 AM  
Blogger Deefor said...

Wow Tanner! Arrow has a little house (I call it his cage) but he hates it. Maybe if he had a wife inside....

Deefor

6:25 AM  
Blogger Helios said...

Sounds like a hot hot laybore day! No wonder you have to lie down, it's so hot!

8:02 AM  
Blogger Reina said...

Hi Tanner,

Wah, it sure looks like its really hot there!
Well, its been sunny here the past one week and this week, its raining like nobody's biz! CRAZY WEATHER!

Oh and its so sweet of you to have your gf's picture in your crib!

Love,
Reina

9:00 AM  
Blogger Martha said...

I can't believe your 'rents made you go outside during that heat! Lillie sure is purty. I hope you're as happy as me and Ikes. Love, Martha

9:36 AM  
Blogger vix said...

Okay that picture in the house is the cutest thing I've ever seen.

4:14 PM  
Blogger Jackson said...

Hey Tanner, neat house! When is Lillie moving in? J x

1:58 PM  

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